Ryan McCarthy: [after taking a cheap shot from Jake] Ah, Iowa. That was a cheap one. But you are good. You have a good center of gravity. But that old school boxing shit is just... I don't know. It doesn't fly around here. You gotta mix it up. [delivers a sharp kick to Jake's leg] Ryan McCarthy: Stings, right? I bet it does. [delivers another kick to Jake's leg] Ryan McCarthy: Your leg's all jacked up... Can't put any weight on it maybe... [delivers a third kick to Jake's leg] Ryan McCarthy: And now for the bad news. It's gotta end with you looking like a bitch in front of everybody.
Jim Braddock: You think you're telling me something? Like, what, boxing is dangerous, something like that? You don't think working triple shifts and at night on a scaffold isn't just as likely to get a man killed? What about all those guys who died last week living in cardboard shacks to save on rent money just to feed their family, 'cause guys like you have not quite figured out a way yet to make money off of watching that guy die? But in my profession - and it is my profession - I'm a little more fortunate.
Marco: You know, you throw a pretty good punch, Captain. Captain Murphy: Well, there were a lot of bullies in my neighborhood when I was a kid. Marco: Your dad got you boxing lessons? Captain Murphy: No, I just got beat up a lot. So now when I get the chance I like to sucker punch people.
Milo: Say, Audrey. No-no offense, but how did a teenager become the chief mechanic of a multi-million dollar expedition? Audrey: I took this job when my dad retired. But, the funny thing was, he always wanted sons, right? One to run his machine shop, another to be middleweight boxing champion. But, he got my sister and me, instead. Milo: So, what... what happened to your sister? Audrey: She's 24 and 0, with a shot at the title next month.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Boxing is an unnatural act. Cos everything in it is backwards. You wanna move to the left, you don't step left, you push on the right toe. To move right, you use your left toe. Instead of running from the pain - like a sane person would do, you step into it.
My arms are too short to box with God.
Gorgeous George: Get back down or you will not be coming up next time. [watches as Mickey warms up] Gorgeous George: Oh, bollocks to you. This is sick. I'm out of here. Mickey: You're not going anywhere, you thick lump. [Pulls off his shirt] Mickey: You stay until the job's done. [kisses his good luck charms and knocks Gorgeous out with a single punch] Turkish: [narrating] It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare-knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. Right now, that's the last thing on Tommy's mind. If Gorgeous doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, Tommy knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies go through the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite when they can bury the pair of them and just move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it? Tommy - the tit - is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Frankie likes to say that boxing is an unnatural act, that everything in boxing is backwards: sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all.
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Finally I got a break, they held the division boxing championship at our post. It was a toss-up. Now, to me, that's just sloppy. I like a sporting event in which I know the outcome before-hand, its more organized. I find one of the young pugilists and for a 50-50 split of all the winnings, he agrees to give less than a supreme effort in the squared circle. Sgt. Raquel Barbella: You paid him to take a dive. Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: of course. I had this corporal working for me, Leo Kletz. The night of the fight I give him the money to pay-off my fighter. Leo misunderstands and gives the money to the other fighter. This fighter is a little surprised but figures "what the heck, its a good price, I'll go down". Meanwhile my guy figures "oh, Bilko must have meant I get the money after I take the dive, no problem I'll go down anyway. Pvt. Duane Doberman: So both fighters think they're taking a dive? Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Yep. Sgt. Raquel Barbella: What happened? Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Boxing History. For three rounds nobody hit anyone, it was a dance recital. Finally, I think out of boredom, one of them connected with a right [scene shows one fighter punch another and then both fighters falling down] Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: .
Max Baer: [to Braddock after a boxing round] You're going home in butcher paper, pal! BUTCHER PAPER!
Cousin Avi: Is there gambling involved? Doug the Head: It's a boxing match, Avi, a boxing match. Cousin Avi: Did he have a case with him? Doug the Head: Yes, he had a case. Cousin Avi: And this schmuck is gambling? You're talking about Franky "I've got a problem with gambling" fucking Four Fingers Doug.
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.
[Galgani offers Alain a bribe to lose his next boxing match.] Alain Lefevre: I don't crash the canvas for anyone. Lucien Galgani: You fight for me, or you never fight again. [The legionnaires set out on their long march across the desert.] Guido Rosetti: Hey Alain, how far you think this fort is, eh? Alain Lefevre: I don't know, Guido. Guido Rosetti: What do you think, Mac? Mackintosh: [irritated] About a mile closer than the last time you asked.
[deleted scene] Gomez: [Gomez calls out Riggs from the boxing ring] "I'm waiting old man" Martin Riggs: [to Roger] "Did he say old man?" Roger Murtaugh: [to Martin] He said "old man", old man. [laughs]
Lenny Weinrib: I'm not a violence person! I write about boxing and hockey and football!
Frank: I swear I don't know where they are. Regina: Frank, do you want us to torture you, or what? Frank: You already are torturing me. Vicky: Don't hurt him, darling. Evelyn Roy: Frank, you have to tell us where they are. We have a major crisis on our hands. Lena: I'll let you borrow my boxing gloves, Frank. Frank: Oh Jeez.
(about boxing) I really, really love it. It's about taking your power back.
Rocky Balboa: Yo, don't I got some rights? Boxing Commissioner: What rights do you think you're referring to? Rocky Balboa: Rights, like in that official piece of paper they wrote down the street there? Boxing Commissioner: That's the Bill of Rights. Rocky Balboa: Yeah, yeah. Bill of Rights. Don't it say something about going after what makes you happy? Boxing Commissioner: No, that's the pursuit of happiness. But what's your point Rocky Balboa: My point is I'm pursuing something and nobody looks too happy about it. Boxing Commissioner: But... we're just looking out for your interests. Rocky Balboa: I appreciate that, but maybe you're looking out for your interests just a little bit more. I mean you shouldn't be asking people to come down here and pay the freight on something they paid, it still ain't good enough, I mean you think that's right? I mean maybe you're doing your job but why you gotta stop me from doing mine? Cause if you're willing to go through all the battling you got to go through to get where you want to get, who's got the right to stop you? I mean maybe some of you guys got something you never finished, something you really want to do, something you never said to someone, something... and you're told no, even after you paid your dues? Who's got the right to tell you that, who? Nobody! It's your right to listen to your gut, it ain't nobody's right to say no after you earned the right to be where you want to be and do what you want to do!... You know, the older I get the more things I gotta leave behind, that's life. The only thing I'm asking you guys to leave on the table... is what's right.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
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