Open Range  - Quotes

 Charley Waite:
[burying Mose and Tig] Be right to say some words.
Boss Spearman:
You want to speak with the man upstairs, go on and do it. I'll stand right here and listen, hat in hand, but I ain't talking to that son or a bitch. And I'll be holding a grudge for him letting this befall a sweet kid like Mose.
Charley Waite:
Well, he sure as hell wasn't one to complain. Woke with a smile, seemed like he could keep it there all day. Kind of a man that'd say 'good morning' and mean it, whether it was or not. Tell you the truth, Lord, if there was two gentler souls in this world, I never seen 'em. Seems like old Tig wouldn't even kill birds in the end. Well, you got yourself a good man and a good dog, and I'm inclined to agree with Boss here about holding a grudge against you for it. I guess that means Amen.
 



Ace Ventura: Pet Detective  - Quotes

 Lois Einhorn:
And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura:
Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.
 

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Blank Check  - Quotes

 Henry:
I'm waiting for a client.
Preston Waters:
But I'm your client.
Henry:
Right, yeah, and I'm Madonna. Sorry, Kid, the boss doesn't like me taking baseball cards as payment so if you wanna ride in this here limo you need some buckeroos, buckerinis, some moolah, some deniro, some frog skins, much similar to the money... In fact identical to the money you've given me now. I was just kidding about being Madonna. The name's Henry.
 



Analyze This  - Quotes

 Dr. Ben Sobel:
What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti:
No.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel:
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
 

Open Range  - Quotes

 Ralph:
This is dark chocolate. It comes all the way from Switzerland, Europe. That's near France, see. They call it 'bitter sweet.' Melts in your mouth.
Boss Spearman:
You tried it?
Ralph:
No.
Boss Spearman:
How do you know it melts in your mouth?
Ralph:
Well, truth is, we can't afford it ourselves.
 

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The Dukes of Hazzard  - Quotes

 Boss Hogg:
I want that road blocked tighter than a tick's ass!
 

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Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.
Bill:
I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.
Boss Tweed:
Votes.
Bill:
Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.
 

Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
Well, if I'm gonna get killed, I got a hankerin' to soothe my sweet tooth.
 

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Ned and Stacey  - Quotes

 Ned Dorsey:
[after his parents and boss catch Stacey naked with her lover] They're fraternal twins reenacting their birth.
 

Pacific Palisades  - Quotes

 Laura Sinclair:
Can you *ever* forgive me? [drops her towel, letting her boss get a good look at her body]
 

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Stay Alive  - Quotes

 Stay Alive Game Voice-Over:
When fear criples you, when death's dark shadow surrounds you, drop a rose. It will help you... stay alive.
Swink Sylvania:
We should drop one when we meet up with a boss we can't face.
October Bantum:
Yeah, the undead can't cross the twig of a wild rose.
Phineus Bantum:
That is what happens when you read too much goth chick lit.
 

Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
That's very good, here's you [imitates Ben]
Boss Paul Vitti:
"Oh, thats interesting. How does that *feel* to you? Anger is a blocked wish. Boo fuckin' hoo hoo."
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
She ought not to sneak up like that.
Charley Waite:
She weren't sneaking. I scared that woman half to death.
Boss Spearman:
Scared me a little bit too.
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
[narrating] 1957 was a big year. The Russians put that Sputnik into outer space, the Dodgers played their last game at Ebbets Field to say goodbye to Brooklyn, that guy shot Frank Costello in the head, and missed, and the Gallo brothers whacked Albert Anastasia in the barber shop of the Sheraton View hotel. It was total chaos. With Anastasia out of the way, Vito Genovese figures he's the big boss. But Carlo Gambino and Joe Bananas, they had other ideas. So they called a meeting. A big meeting.
 

Sliding Doors  - Quotes

 
[to her boss just after he has sacked her]
Helen:
OK, I'll go. I was getting a bit choked up with all the testosterone flying about the place. Best I get out before I start growing a penis.
 

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Beantown  - Quotes

 Mikey Killeen:
Save it, kid. Wouldn't want any of the yuppies to shit themselves and call the cops, now would we? I'm here on my business, and it don't concern you.
Nathan 'Noodles' McGee:
You don't have any business in Southie, we make sure of that.
Mikey Killeen:
Now if I were to tell that sheep-fucker that you're all content to call a boss that you were all threatening to break the ceasefire, what do you think he'll do?
 

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl  - Quotes

 Will Turner:
[arriving back at the workshop, his boss is still fast asleep] Right where I left you. [notices a hammer on the anvil]
Will Turner:
Not where I left *you*.
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Dr. Ben Sobel:
You don't hear the word "no" a lot, do you?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Well, I hear it all the time, only it's more like "no, please, no!"
 

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The Green Mile  - Quotes

 Dean Stanton:
What did you do?
John Coffey:
I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse. Gonna live in a mouse city. Down in...
Brutus "Brutal" Howell:
Florida?
John Coffey:
[John nods]
John Coffey:
Boss Percy bad. He mean. He stepped on Del's mouse. I took it back though.
 

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Get Shorty  - Quotes

 
[after Chili beats up Bear]
Chili Palmer:
Bear, look at me. You tell your boss I don't ever want to see him again. And that means he's got to be nowhere near me, Karen, or Harry. You understand? [Bear nods]
Chili Palmer:
Okay, get up. What are you hanging around that guy for, anyway? I mean, you were in the movies, right? You were a stuntman. What's he ever done that he can talk about? You okay?
Bear:
Not too bad.
Chili Palmer:
How about when you fell down the stairs?
Bear:
Pulled my quadriceps.
Chili Palmer:
So how many movies you been in, anyway?
Bear:
About sixty.
Chili Palmer:
No shit. What were some of them?
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things.
Charley Waite:
Not today they ain't.
 

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Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 
[after someone speaks to him in Irish Gaelic]
Boss Tweed:
They don't speak English in New York any more?
 

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Coyote Ugly  - Quotes

 Lil:
I told ya not to break the rules.
Violet:
What are you talking about?
Lil:
I'm talking about you and your boyfriend making a scene in my bar. I'm talking about a friend of mine inside with a broken nose. The rules were simple, Jersey. I fired girls for a lot less.
Violet:
What, so I can't have a boyfriend, now? What kind of stupid shit is that?
Lil:
Hey, this place is my home. And I'm not willing to risk everything I have on your personal life. It's business, plain and simple.
Violet:
This is not business. I work my ass off for you and you're supposed to be my friend!
Lil:
I never said I was your friend. I'm your boss and you knew the rules like everybody else.
Violet:
Will you stop with "the rules". It's a bar for Christ sake!
Lil:
[hands Violet her guitar] Then what are you so upset about?
 

Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Amsterdam Vallon:
Suppose you back an Irish candidate, of my choosin', and I'll deliver all the Irish vote?
Boss Tweed:
That will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick.
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine, well they're trying to do that to me now. And I'm having a lot of feelings about that. And I'm trying to get some closure on that.
Primo:
What kind of feelings?
Boss Paul Vitti:
I'm very angry. I'm feeling very angry about that. I'm enraged. I'm feeling very, very mad about that.
Primo:
So why are you telling me?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Why am i telling you? Like you don't know nothing about it? You don't know nothing? What?
Primo:
I don't know what your talking about.
Boss Paul Vitti:
I'm just trying to, tell you about my feelings and that I'm angry, and that anger is a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you next week at that thing. Then i can unblock that angered wish and then hopefully, hopefully you make one more move on me you motherfucker ill fucking cut your fucking balls off ill shove them up your fucking ass, ill fucking bury you, ill put ice picks in your eyes, ill chop your fucking eyeballs, ill send them to your fucking family so they can eat them for dessert. You understand me?
Primo:
Hey Paul
Boss Paul Vitti:
What?
Primo:
Fuck you
Boss Paul Vitti:
You Motherfucker!
Primo:
[to Moony] You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what hes going to hit us with, i want to know what it is
Boss Paul Vitti:
[to Dr. Sobel] How was that?
Dr. Ben Sobel:
It was going great until the, cutting off of the balls and shoving it up his, ass. You know what i do when I'm mad? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow. See how you feel
Boss Paul Vitti:
[pulls out a gun and starts shooting the pillow] There's you fucking pillow.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Feel better?
Boss Paul Vitti:
Yeah, I do
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Good
 

Michael Clayton  - Quotes

 Henry Clayton:
What?
Michael Clayton:
Your uncle Timmy, and I mean this, on his best day, is never as tough as you. I'm not talking about crying or drugs or anything like that. I'm talking about in his heart. In his heart. Do you understand me? And all this charming bullshit. This Big Tim, Uncle Boss bullshit... and I know you love him and I know why... but when you see him like that you don't have to worry... because that's not how it's going to be for you. You're not going to be one of these people who goes through life wondering why shit keeps falling out of the sky around them. I know that. I know it. OK? [Henry nods]
Michael Clayton:
I see it every time I look at you. I see it right now. I don't know where you got it from, but you got it. OK?
Michael Clayton:
[phone rings] Hold on...
 

Romeo Must Die  - Quotes

 Maurice:
[after scoring a touchdown on a video game against co-workers] How yo momma doin'! How yo momma doin'! Touch-down baby! Take it, take it, take it! Deez nuts in your mouth! I said, put the nuts in your mou- [boss walks in]
Maurice:
... Why're you all not working? Get to work!
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Doc Barlow:
I'd say 'to good health,' gentlemen, but then I'd probably be out of business, wouldn't I?
Boss Spearman:
We'll drink to good health for them that have it coming.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
Brought you a cigar, all the way from Havana, Cuba.
Percy:
You don't say. I've heard about them but I've never had one. Much obliged to you.
Boss Spearman:
What do you think?
Percy:
Better than them crappers I usually smoke.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 
[Charley has explained his strategy for the upcoming fight]
Boss Spearman:
Sounds like you got it all worked out.
Charley Waite:
Yeah, except the part where we don't get killed.
 

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Kill Bill: Vol. 1  - Quotes

 Boss Benta:
[in Japanse; subtitled] Boss Tanaka! What is the meaning of this outburst? This is a time for celebration.
Boss Tanaka:
[in Japanse; subtitled] And what exactly are we celebrating? The perversion of our illustrious council?
Boss Honda:
[in Japanse; subtitled] Tanaka, have you gone mad? I will not tolerate this! You're disrespecting our sister! Apologize!
O-Ren Ishii:
[in Japanse; subtitled] Tanaka-san, of what perversion do you speak?
Boss Tanaka:
My father... [to Benta]
Boss Tanaka:
along with yours... [to Ozawah]
Boss Tanaka:
and along with yours, started this council. And while you laugh like stupid donkeys, they weep in the afterlife over the perversion committed today.
Boss Ozawah:
Outrageous! Tanaka, it is you who insults this council! [Throws rag at him]
Boss Ozawah:
Bastard!
Boss Tanaka:
[Throws rag back] Fuck face!
O-Ren Ishii:
Gentlemen! Tanaka obvious has something on his mind. By all means, allow him to express it.
Boss Tanaka:
[Last words] I speak, of the perversion done to this council... which I love... more than my own children, by making a Chinese Jap-American half-breed bitch its leader! [O-Ren quickly runs across the table and cuts off his head]
 

Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
I aim to kill Baxter and those that done this, and if that marshal gets in the way, I'm gonna kill him too. So you best get your mind right about what's got to be done, Charlie.
Charley Waite:
I got no problem with killing, Boss. Never have.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
I see they hobbled you.
Percy:
It's been a while since I was in a fight. I panicked. Fell back, like to have broke my foot.
Boss Spearman:
Ornery old fool.
Percy:
Well, or that damned Cuban cigar got me riled up.
 

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Lucky Numbers  - Quotes

 Russ:
[asking who put his boss in the hospital] Was it Dale the Thug?
Det. Pat Lakewood:
I don't know, some jerk in a plaid shirt. But don't worry [imitates gunfire with his fingers]
Det. Pat Lakewood:
I killed him.
 

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Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
You may or may not know, Bill, that everyday I go down to the waterfront with hot soup for the Irish as they come ashore. Its part of building a political base.
Bill:
I've noticed you there, you may have noticed me.
Boss Tweed:
Indeed I have. Throwing torrents of abuse to every single person who steps off those boats.
Bill:
[gleefully] If only I had the guns, Mr. Tweed, I'd shoot each and every one of them before they set foot on American soil.
 

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Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
You killed an elected official?
Bill:
Who elected him?
Boss Tweed:
You don't know what you've done to yourself.
Bill:
[taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.
 

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace  - Quotes

 Boss Nass:
Yousa no tinken yousa greater den da Gungans? Mesa like dis. Maybe wesa... bein' friends.
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
Man's got a right to protect his property and his life, and we ain't lettin' no rancher or his lawman take either.
 

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Shark Tale  - Quotes

 Oscar:
Now which one of y'all sardines called this here meeting?
Don Lino:
That would be me. [slams the door, making Sykes, Oscar and Lenny cringe a little]
Don Lino:
So, this is the Shark Slayer. I've been looking forward to meeting you. I feel like we're practically family, you know? Funny, ain't it? I brought my sons into the world, full of love and care. And then you took them out. Do you know who I am? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'm the Don, the boss of the Great White Sharks!
Luca:
Hey boss, I saved you a seat!
 

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Psycho  - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Samuel 'Sam' Loomis:
You never did eat your lunch, did you?
Marion Crane:
I better get back to the office. These extended lunch hours give my boss excess acid.
Samuel 'Sam' Loomis:
Why don't you call your boss and tell him you're taking the rest of the afternoon off? Its Friday, anyway - and hot.
Marion Crane:
What do I do with my free afternoon? Walk you to the airport?
 

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Empire Records  - Quotes

 Corey:
Joe, you're the best boss in the world. Can I bring Rex his lunch?
Joe:
Berko's taking him his lunch.
Corey:
Um Joe, you know that Berko's gonna insult him to his face I don't think that's such a good idea.
Joe:
I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80 up his butt and lights it. In fact, I hope he sticks one up mine, it might be an improvement.
Corey:
Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.
Joe:
Berko is.
Corey:
Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.
Joe:
Berko is.
Corey:
[screams] I'M BRINGING REX HIS LUNCH! [pause]
Joe:
...alright.
 

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights  - Quotes

 Head Saracen Guard:
[rushes into Le Dungeon] I just told my boss the good news and... [sees that all the prisoners has escaped]
Head Saracen Guard:
and... and I'm in deep shit!
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Charley Waite:
You ever seen one this bad?
Boss Spearman:
Not since Noah and the Flood.
Mose:
Well, you should know, Boss, since you was there.
Boss Spearman:
What'd you say?
Button:
He said, "You should know since you was there."
 

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Treehouse Hostage  - Quotes

 Timmy Taylor:
[the boys find out Principal Ott is Carl's old boss who had him turned in] Ott the Snot! I mean, Principal Snot, I mean...
Principal Ott:
Timmy Taylor...
Carl Banks:
You two know each other?
Boys:
He's our principal!
Carl Banks:
[to Ott] They let you work with kids?
Principal Ott:
Who would ever suspect an elementary school principal?
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Boss Spearman:
Mornin', boys! [holds up bottle of chloroform]
Boss Spearman:
I brung your breakfast!
 

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Open Range  - Quotes

 Charley:
I'm not goin' to my maker without knowin' your given name. Mine ain't Waite; it's Postelwaite. Charles Travis Postelwaite. What's yours? Sure ain't Boss. [Boss hesitates]
Charley:
I mean it, Boss. I'm asking you straight up.
Boss Spearman:
It's Bluebonnet.
Charley:
Bluebonnet?
Boss Spearman:
Bluebonnet, yeah.
Charley:
No middle name?
Boss Spearman:
No, just Bluebonnet Spearman. And don't you tell no one. I want to hear you swear an oath now, go on.
 

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Blast from the Past  - Quotes

 Eve's Boss at Collectables Store:
[to Adam and Eve] You guys are gonna have a great time together! Mazel-fucking-tov!
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Dominic:
Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Boss Paul Vitti:
What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?
 

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The Dukes of Hazzard  - Quotes

 Deputy Enos Strate:
If Sheriff Rosco knew I was here, Boss Hogg would tan my hide.
Luke Duke:
He spanks you?
 

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Malcolm in the Middle  - Quotes

 opening theme song:
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know, can you repeat the question? You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, You're not the boss of me now, and you're not so big. Life is unfair...
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
I wasn't really gonna whack you.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Paul...
Boss Paul Vitti:
Okay, I was gonna whack you. But I was real conflicted about it.
 

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Freezer Burn  - Quotes

 Virgil Stamp:
I think she's the boss and if I cross her, she...
Emma Dermott:
She'll beat you up?
Virgil Stamp:
No she wouldn't beat me up, but... she *did* destroy my caterpillar collection once when I was spending too much time...
Emma Dermott:
You have a caterpillar collection?
Virgil Stamp:
Well I did, until she put them through the paper shredder.
 

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Mean Girls  - Quotes

 Gretchen:
Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!
Cady:
[voiceover] Gretchen Wieners had cracked.
 

Falling Down  - Quotes

 
[In the Whammy Burger]
Bill Foster:
Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast.
Sheila:
You can call me Miss Folsom if you want.
 

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VS  - Quotes

 Isis:
[after being asked by Boss Sipe why her, and recent hire Janisa don't get along] Janisa's incorageable. She's a jealous, naive, arrogant, lazy, little bitch. She rejects any opportunity for problem resolution or compromise. She's obtuse.
 

Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
I couldn't get it up last night.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
You mean sexually?
Boss Paul Vitti:
No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually! What the fuck's the matter with you?
 

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Analyze This  - Quotes

 Boss Paul Vitti:
I can feel the juices rushing back to my balls as we speak.
Dr. Ben Sobel:
Well, that's something I never thought I'd hear another man say to me.
 

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Danny the Dog  - Quotes

 Lefty:
[when meeting Danny outside the market] Boss sends me out to get some mangos and papayas and look what I find instead - a lemon.
 

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Fanalysis  - Quotes

 Bruce Campbell:
I wouldn't know a Hugo Boss suit if it jumped up and bit me on the ass.
 

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