Tony Clifton: So... ya wanna see Andy? Anybody gotta flashlight and a couple of shovels?
Sam: [after being shot with a ray gun] I smell cooking, man. Some thing's cooking. Lou: What are you talking about? Sam: Smells like somebody making hamburgers. Lou: Damn Sam. It's you. Sam: It is? [looks at his wound and dies]
Verbal: A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.
M.J. Monahan: Nobody in this department has ever worked a serial case before. Lt. Quinn: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, I have. M.J. Monahan: The Zodiac, right? Lt. Quinn: That's right. M.J. Monahan: Did anyone ever catch the Zodiac, sir, or did he die of old age?
Ali: We all know Bobby here a man. He a man, so nobody punking nobody here. Am I right, Buddha? Buddha, do you, or do you not recognize this is a man standing here?
Mike 'Schmitty' Smith: [tries to dial his cell; gets a busy signal] No dice, gettin' a busy signal. Guy: A busy signal on 911? That is such bullshit, try it again. Mike 'Schmitty' Smith: [tries; same busy signal] I don't know what to tell you guys, I've tried 911, I've tried 411, I've even tried 1-800-GO-ARMY, there's nobody fucking answering.
Dane Cook: Everybody does this, everyone criticizes other people's directions. Dane Cook: [pretending to read directions] "Beside the red house" [looks up] Dane Cook: that's fuckin’ maroon you moron!
Missy May: If you don't want me for my body then what else could you want me for?
Laura: Is it real if nobody sees it?
George Davis: What she told us was how sorry you were, like the other week, when you cried? No shame in it, son. Just don't do it too often. Nobody likes a cry baby.
Deke, Channel 4 News Director: Have you ever heard more bullshit or drivel coming from somebody who is not even the president?
Officer Degepse: Do we have any injuries? Jessica: We may have a fatality if somebody doesn't get his ass off me!
Mr. Anderson: Kimberly Joyce, you have the face of an angel. Throw in a ripe, little pubescent body - the devil wears a gray skirt, my friend.
Evie Decker: So what did you think of Drumstrings Casey? Faye-Jean Lindsay: Well I don't know what the fuck he's jabbering about but with a body like that, who cares. [laughs]
Rose: I've been looking for somebody all my life who would discover me.
Bobby: I owe everybody in this joint, and all I did was help my homeboy Loco. Ali: Helping is costly.
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