George Carlin  - Quotes

 It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off. 

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Nikolai Gogol  - Quotes

 Two turtle doves will show thee

Where my cold ashes lie

And sadly murmuring tell thee

How in tears I did die
 

Tags: birds   crying   death   doves   loneliness   whisper     
Abby Sallenger  - Quotes

 The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. 

Tags: birds   discrimination   equality   inspiration   life   wisdom     


Oliver Wendell Holmes  - Quotes

 A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographic Society could not improve. 

Tags: birds   creation     
Thomas Bailey Aldrich  - Quotes

 What is more cheerful, now, in the fall of the year, than an open-wood-fire? Do you hear those little chirps and twitters coming out of that piece of apple-wood? Those are the ghosts of the robins and blue-birds that sang upon the bough when it was in blossom last Spring. In Summer whole flocks of them come fluttering about the fruit-trees under the window: so I have singing birds all the year round. 

Tags: birds   happiness   imagery   seasons     
Julie Murphy  - Quotes

 A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. 

Tags: birds   courtship   mating   nature   wildlife     
Otto Weininger  - Quotes

 There are transitional forms between the metals and non-metals; between chemical combinations and simple mixtures, between animals and plants, between phanerogams and cryptogams, and between mammals and birds [...]. The improbability may henceforth be taken for granted of finding in Nature a sharp cleavage between all that is masculine on the one side and all that is feminine on the other; or that any living being is so simple in this respect that it can be put wholly on one side, or wholly on the other, of the line. 

Tags: animals   birds   chemicals   cryptogams   evolution   femininity   gender   mammals   masculinity   metals   nature   nonmetals   phanerogams   plants   sexuality     
Lorrie Moore  - Quotes

 though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? 

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Charles Bukowski  - Quotes

 there's a bluebird in my heart that

wants to get out

but I'm too clever, I only let him out

at night sometimes

when everybody's asleep.

I say, I know that you're there,

so don't be

sad.

then I put him back,

but he's singing a little

in there, I haven't quite let him

die

and we sleep together like

that

with our

secret pact

and it's nice enough to

make a man

weep, but I don't

weep, do

you?
 

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Laurie Halse Anderson  - Quotes

 This is wonderful, wonderful! Be the bird. You are the bird. Sacrifice yourself to abandoned family values.... 

Tags: birds   tree   turkey   yourself     
Wendell Berry  - Quotes

 He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. 

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Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 What is flirtatiousness but an argument that life must go on and on and on? 

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Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 You can't help it but you were born without a heart. At least you tried to believe what the people with hearts believed  

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Jennifer Davis  - Quotes

 Newborn babies can't do much on their own-

They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone-

But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.
 

Tags: babies   bees   birds   love     
Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. 

Tags: fool   happiness   jailbird   peace     
Jerry Spinelli  - Quotes

 Amanda took the torn page from Maniac. To her, it was the broken wing of a bird, a pet out in the rain. 

Tags: bird   book   books   maniac   page   rain     
Mary Oliver  - Quotes

 You do not have to be good.

You do not have to walk on your knees

for a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.

You only have to let the soft animal of your body

love what it loves.

Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.

Meanwhile the world goes on.

Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain

are moving across the landscapes,

over the prairies and the deep trees,

the mountains and the rivers.

Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,

are heading home again.

Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,

the world offers itself to your imagination,

call to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting
 

Tags: beauty   birds   nature   poetry   shore   woods     
Maya Angelou  - Quotes

 A free bird leaps on the back of the wind

and floats downstream till the current ends

and dips his wing in the orange suns rays and dares to claim the sky.



But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage

can seldom see through his bars of rage

his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.



The caged bird sings with a fearful trill

of things unknown but longed for still

and his tune is heard on the distant hill

for the caged bird sings of freedom.



The free bird thinks of another breeze

and the trade winds soft through the sighing trees

and the fat worms waiting on a dawn-bright lawn and he names the sky his own.



But a caged bird stands on the grave of dreams

his shadow shouts on a nightmare scream

his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing.



The caged bird sings with a fearful trill

of things unknown but longed for still

and his tune is heard on the distant hill

for the caged bird sings of freedom.
 

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Ray Bradbury  - Quotes

 There was a silly damn bird called a phoenix back before Christ, every few hundred years he built a pyre and burnt himself up. He must have been the first cousin to Man. But every time he burnt himself up he sprang out of the ashes, he got himself born all over again. And it looks like we're doing the same thing, over and over, but we're got on damn thing the phoenix never had. We know the damn silly thing we just did. We know all the damn silly things we've done for a thousand years and as long as we know that and always have it around where we can see it, someday we'll stop making the goddamn funeral pyres and jumping in the middle of them. We pick up a few more people that remember every generation. 

Tags: ashes   bird   damn   funeral   making   montag   phoenix   pyre   pyres   silly   stop     
Calvin Trillin  - Quotes

 By the way, did you fellows know that a hummingbird weighs as much as a quarter? Do you think a hummingbird also weighs the same as two dimes and a nickel? But then she asked a question of her own: How do they weigh a hummingbird? 

Tags: hummingbird   humor   questionstruck   trillin     
Khalil Gibran  - Quotes

 For thought is a bird of space, that in a cage of words may indeed unfold its wings but cannot fly. 

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Neil Gaiman  - Quotes

 It would have been hard for Fat Charlie to say exactly when the accumulation of birds on the wire mesh moved from interesting to terrifying. It was somewhere in the first hundred or so, anyway. And it was in the way they didn't coo, or caw, or trill, or song. They simply landed on the wire, and they watched him. 

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Neil Gaiman  - Quotes

 ...You'll think this is a bit silly, but I'm a bit--well, I have a thing about birds. 

Tags: birds     


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