By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
Though sympathy alone can't alter facts, it can help to make them more bearable.
It's better to swim in the sea below Than to swing in the air and feed the crow, Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol.
Blood was flowing
The only thing that will make a souffle fall is if it know you're afraid of it.
When its dark enough you can see the stars.
How can a young man like to wear a beard?
Look, I'll fight, too. What do you think it is? Bear, coyote...?
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
Bears,
When I say or write something, there are actually a whole lot of different things I am communicating. The propositional content (i.e., the verbal information I'm trying to convey) is only one part of it. Another part is stuff about me, the communicator. Everyone knows this. It's a function of the fact there are so many different well-formed ways to say the same basic thing, from e.g.
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