John Maynard Keynes  - Quotes

 If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has. 

Tags: banking   debt   economics     


Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.  

Tags: banking   credit   money   recession     
Robert Clark  - Quotes

 I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier. 

Tags: banking   banks   humour     




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