John Maynard Keynes  - Quotes

 How long will it be necessary to pay City men so entirely out of proportion to what other servants of society commonly receive for performing social services not less useful or difficult? 

Tags: bankers   economy   society   wages   wealth     


The Bourne Identity  - Quotes

 Jason Bourne:
Who has a safety deposit box full of... money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit.
Marie:
I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared.
Jason Bourne:
I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?
 

John Maynard Keynes  - Quotes

 If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million, it has. 

Tags: banking   debt   economics     


Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 When you need to borrow money the Mob seems like a better deal I think. 'You don't pay me back I break both yer legs.' Is that all? You won't take my house or wreck my credit rating? Fine where do I sign. Legs? Fine. You don't even have to sign anything.  

Tags: banking   credit   money   recession     
City Slickers  - Quotes

 Bonnie Rayburn:
[explaining why she broke up with her ex] We had different needs. I needed him to treat me decently and get a job, and he needed to empty my bank account and leave.
 

Tags: Bank Account Quotes     
Robert Clark  - Quotes

 I am with the Hot Sexy Banking Corporation. As all the other banks are going bust, they are just getting bustier. 

Tags: banking   banks   humour     
Thomas Jefferson  - Quotes

 I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. 

Tags: banks   destruction   federal   financial   loans   money   philosophy   politics   power   society   violence     
Toba Beta  - Quotes

 Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?

Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.
 

Tags: bank   distrust   money   safe   saving     
Mark Twain  - Quotes

 A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. 

Tags: bank   bankers   humor     
Steven Wright  - Quotes

 I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn 

Tags: bank   humor     
Heather Murphy  - Quotes

 As long as they're good tenors, what do I care if they robbed a bank? 

Tags: bank   robbing   singing   tenors     


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