Roman Payne  - Quotes

 The lot of the bride

to be wed before bed

desired until rotten.

The lot of the author

to be read before bed

admired then forgotten.
 

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Neal Stephenson  - Quotes

 Just aiming a speely input device, or a Farspark chambre, or whatever you call it... a speelycaptor... at something doesn't collect what is meaningful to me. I need someone to gather it in with all their senses, mix it round in their head, and make it over into words. 

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Virginia Woolf  - Quotes

 Let us record the atoms as they fall upon the mind in the order in which they fall, let us trace the pattern, however disconnected and incoherent in appearance, which each sight or incident scores upon the consciousness. Let us not take it for granted that life exists more fully in what is commonly thought big than in what is commonly thought small. 

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Ernest Hemingway  - Quotes

 All good books are alike in that they are truer than if they had really happened and after you are finished reading one you will feel that all that happened to you and afterwards it all belongs to you: the good and the bad, the ecstasy, the remorse and sorrow, the people and the places and how the weather was. 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing and animated conversation without giving a moment 

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Dave Eggers  - Quotes

 You have what I can afford to give. You are a panhandler, begging for anything, and I am the man walking briskly by, tossing a quarter or so into your paper cup. I can afford to give you this. This does not break me. 

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P.G. Wodehouse  - Quotes

 My Aunt Dahlia, who runs a woman's paper called Milady's Boudoir, had recently backed me into a corner and made me promise to write her a few words for her  

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Louisa May Alcott  - Quotes

 I've got the key to my castle in the air, but whether I can unlock the door remains to be seen. 

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Julian Barnes  - Quotes

 The writer has little control over personal temperament, none over historical moment, and is only partly in charge of his or her own aesthetic. 

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John Steinbeck  - Quotes

 As with many people, Charles, who could not talk, wrote with fullness. He set down his loneliness and his perplexities, and he put on paper many things he did not know about himself. 

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Benjamin Disraeli  - Quotes

 When I want to read a novel, I write one. 

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Edmund Wilson  - Quotes

 The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since being shot by Booth was to have fallen into the hands of Carl Sandburg. 

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J.D. Salinger  - Quotes

 What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though. 

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Kim Addonizio  - Quotes

 . . . All artists 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Every article and review and book that I have ever published has constituted an appeal to the person or persons to whom I should have talked before I dared to write it. I never launch any little essay without the hope 

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Robertson Davies  - Quotes

 Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. 

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Samuel R. Delany  - Quotes

 One picks one's way about through the glass and aluminum doors, the receptionists' smiles, the lunches with too much alcohol, the openings with more, the mobs of people desperately trying to define good taste in such loud voices one can hardly hear oneself giggle, while the shebang is lit by flashes and flares through the paint-stained window, glimmers under the police-locked door, or, if one is taking a rare walk outside that day, by a light suffusing the whole sky, complex as the northern aurora. 

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Donald Miller  - Quotes

 Writers don't make any money at all. We make about a dollar. It is terrible. But then again we don't work either. We sit around in our underwear until noon then go downstairs and make coffee, fry some eggs, read the paper, read part of a book, smell the book, wonder if perhaps we ourselves should work on our book, smell the book again, throw the book across the room because we are quite jealous that any other person wrote a book, feel terribly guilty about throwing the schmuck's book across the room because we secretly wonder if God in heaven noticed our evil jealousy, or worse, our laziness. We then lie across the couch facedown and mumble to God to forgive us because we are secretly afraid He is going to dry up all our words because we envied another man's stupid words. And for this, as I said, we are paid a dollar. We are worth so much more. 

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Elmore Leonard  - Quotes

 Try to leave out the parts that people skip. 

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Kate Morton  - Quotes

 It'll be a change, 

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Benjamin Disraeli  - Quotes

 The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. 

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Eudora Welty  - Quotes

 It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by people, that books were not natural wonders, coming up of themselves like grass. 

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Dodie Smith  - Quotes

 Certain unique books seem to be without forerunners or successors as far as their authors are concerned. Even though they may profoundly influence the work of other writers, for their creator they're complete, not leading anywhere. 

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Attorney General Pat Crank  - Quotes

 The pen is the tongue of the mind. 

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Terry Pratchett  - Quotes

 [Science fiction is] out in the mainstream now. You can tell by the way mainstream literary authors pillage SF while denying they're writing it! 

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Philip L. Moore  - Quotes

 If you can read & write then the opportunities are endless, if you just believe in yourself then anything is possible, you can become anyone and do anything, what 

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Logan Pearsall Smith  - Quotes

 What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers. 

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Ralph Waldo Emerson  - Quotes

 Books are for nothing but to inspire 

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Mark Twain  - Quotes

 Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR

per

G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE
 

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