Southland Tales  - Quotes

 Bart Bookman:
[to Zora] You want to fuck or watch a movie?
 

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Tom Hits His Head  - Quotes

 Thomas Andrew Putnam:
September 11th happens and I'm in absolutely no condition to deal with it. I wake my wife up in the middle of the night. I smell poison gas. I hear an airplane crashing. There's someone speaking Arabic in our backyard. I start buying guns. I buy a gas mask, I buy a hasmat suit. I'm in the process of buying a geiger counter, when our Mastercard bill arrives... I'm in trouble.
 

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Anything Else  - Quotes

 David Dobel:
[about the Swarthy guy] He looked at us and said to the other guy "Jews start all wars."
 

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In a Heartbeat  - Quotes

 Brooke:
OK, what do I look like?
Tyler:
Freak!
Hank:
Dunce!
Val:
I'm a witch that's lost part of her hat?
Brooke:
I'm a snow-cone!
 

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Minority Report  - Quotes

 
[Anderton gets wheeled into containment unit]
Gideon:
You're part of my flock now, John.
 

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Black Dog  - Quotes

 Earl:
One fart and you're walkin'.
 

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American History X  - Quotes

 Murray:
What are you doing Derek? This is your family.
Derek Vinyard:
Right, my family. My family so you know what? I don't give two shits about you or anybody else or what you think. You're not a part of it and you never will be.
Murray:
That has nothing to do with it!
Derek Vinyard:
Oh it doesn't? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fuckin' kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Murray, fuckin' forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this family. I will fuckin' cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my family's dinner with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fuckin' Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my house.
 

Grosse Pointe Blank  - Quotes

 Paul:
I've got to get something off my chest. Have you been home to see the old house?
Martin Q. Blank:
Yeah. Torn down in the name of convenience.
Paul:
Yeah, I brokered the deal
Martin Q. Blank:
Oh, wow. Wow.
Paul:
I tried to get a family there, but Ultimart made the best offer.
Martin Q. Blank:
Well, thank you for profiting on my childhood.
 

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That Thing You Do!  - Quotes

 Mr. White:
You know, Horace was right about you, Guy; you are the smart one. Lenny is the fool, Jimmy is the... talent, and Faye is... well, now, Faye is special, isn't she? And you are the smart one. That's what I think, anyway.
 

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Bordello of Blood  - Quotes

 Vincent Prather:
You're a smart boy, Miguel. Because of that I'm gonna let you have some of what we find.
Miguel:
Ah! Remember that you said that.
Vincent Prather:
I will. I'm gonna let it have some of you, too.
 

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American Buffalo  - Quotes

 Bob 'Bobby':
I found a nickel. I like it cause the art of it
Teach:
Unh-huh.
Bob 'Bobby':
Cause it looks like somethin'.
 

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While You Were Sleeping  - Quotes

 Priest:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to...
Lucy:
I object.
Saul:
Oh, geez.
Priest:
I didn't get to that part yet.
Jack:
I would have to object too.
Priest:
What about you?
Peter:
I'm thinking!
 

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Two Bits  - Quotes

 Gitano Sabatoni:
Ohhh... you stopped wanting. Ahhh, not needing.
Gennaro:
What's the difference?
Gitano Sabatoni:
Hey, it's all the difference in the world. Your belly needs. Your heart wants. That's the difference.
 

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Party Girl  - Quotes

 Mary:
You don't think I'm smart enough to work in your fucking library?
 

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Carrotblanca  - Quotes

 Penelope:
Sam, play it for me please. [Sam sighs]
Penelope:
[Plays one note to start the song] [Bugs comes running over]
Bugs:
I told you never to play that song again!
 

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MADtv  - Quotes

 Piano Teacher:
Okay, Stuart. Have you practiced?
Stuart Larkin:
Hm hmm.
Piano Teacher:
You're not lying to me are you, Stuart?
Stuart Larkin:
[evil voice] If I said I did it, I did it!
 

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Black Magic  - Quotes

 Alex Gage:
This is the latter part of the twentieth century. We men have been liberated! We no longer have to believe that every woman is an evil witch bent on our destruction. Paranoid misogyny is just plain out of fashion!
 

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Hard to Kill  - Quotes

 Mason Storm:
You give me this beard.
Andy Stewart:
Yeah. [both start laughing]
Andy Stewart:
Well, you tried. [Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him]
Mason Storm:
You ever been to China town.
Andy Stewart:
Yeah, why?
Mason Storm:
These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.
Andy Stewart:
Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.
Mason Storm:
Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher. [he imitiates the teacher]
Mason Storm:
He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy." [both looking at each other]
 

Blood on the Highway  - Quotes

 Chase Sinclair:
I'll allow you to allow me to introduce myself. Hi, Chase Sinclair, regional VP of Consumart Industries, and can anybody tell me why I'm here at five AM instead of my penthouse apartment having my anus tickled by two Kashmiri pop stars?
Carrie:
[slightly raising her hand] Does- does it have something to do with vampires?
Chase Sinclair:
Well, that's part of the reason. More specifically, all of the dead vampires. Now, how do you suppose that happened? Act of god? Sickle Cell? I mean, they didn't just trip and fall on those wooden stakes.
Greeter:
Uh, Bertram Moynaham did.
Chase Sinclair:
[grudgingly] Except for Bertram Moynaham.
 

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Return  - Quotes

 Danny:
Where are we?
John:
The gateway to oblivion; the final destination of our meaninglessnes. who fucking knows... What's your name?
Danny:
Danny
John:
Pleased to meet you, Danny. My name's John.
Danny:
Who are you?
John:
I'm one the Catcher in the Rye didn't catch. Chalk. Soap. Cream Corn.
Danny:
What?
John:
Don't get me started or I'll start quoting Keats.
 

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The Simpsons Movie  - Quotes

 
[watching the credits]
Bart Simpson:
[to Homer] Come on, dad, let's go! I've been holding it since they put the dome on the town!
 

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The Pursuit of Happyness  - Quotes

 
[last narration lines]
Christopher Gardner:
[voice-over] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."
 

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Walk the Line  - Quotes

 Johnny Cash:
Aw, June, love's more important than the tour.
June Carter:
Is that right?
Johnny Cash:
Yes, it is.
June Carter:
Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work.
 

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Duma  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Xan:
[voiceover narration] There are things you know without knowing. For Duma, it was his wildness. For Rip, his family. For me, it was my dad. Everything he was, everything he believed in is now part of me. I was taking Duma home, but he took me somewhere too. Finding Duma's true home brought me back to mine and showed me that love doesn't stop when time passes or you live in different places or somebody's gone. That's how it was with me and Duma.
 

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Bigger Than the Sky  - Quotes

 Peter Rooker:
Well, why WOULDN'T she leave? I mean look at me! I'm just dull. I have a dull job, a dull car, I never go out, and I have no friends. My girlfriend dumps me - who do I call to come over? My sister!
Peter's Sister:
Well, what's wrong with that?
Peter Rooker:
You don't pour your heart out to your sister. That's like taking your sister to the prom!
Peter's Sister:
I had FUN at your prom!
 

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Radio Free Roscoe  - Quotes

 Lily Randall:
[singing] Its hard to pick just one guy, when any one can make my day... but this girl's gotta make a decision... so the guy I pick is...
Lily Randall:
This isnt working
Lily Randall:
[singing] Its hard to pick just one guy... When all that I have is... only one heart to give... So Im giving it all to Tra... UHHh I dont know
 

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The Weather Man  - Quotes

 Dave Spritz:
Good afternoon. . many of you came from long distances, and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen and my family, Mike and Shelly when I say thank you. When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock - [the power goes out]
Dave Spritz:
And then the power went out. Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes every one had pretty much forgotten that I was talking. And we never finished that part of the thing. . so my speech was, 'When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.' That's all I said at my dad's living funeral, something; about Bob Seger.
 

Brick  - Quotes

 Emily:
Brendan, I know you're mad at these people because you think I went away from you and went to them but, you need to start seeing it as my decision. Stop getting angry because where I want to be at, is different from where you want to be at.
Brendan Frye:
Who fed you that line, Em?
Emily:
Stop picking on Dode. He's a good guy.
Brendan Frye:
The pie house rat?
Emily:
He's a good friend.
Brendan Frye:
So, what am I?
Emily:
Yeah, I mean what are you? Just sitting back here, hating everyone? Who are you to judge anyone? God, I really loved you a lot. I couldn't stand it. I had to get with people. I couldn't have a life with you anymore.
 

Suburban Girl  - Quotes

 Archie Knox:
Why won't you marry me?
Brett Eisenberg:
Are you asking me to explain?
Archie Knox:
Yes, I am.
Brett Eisenberg:
When I look at you, I see a teacher. But when you look at me, you see a student. Because you like to run away. It's part of who you are. Because, in the end, a girl can't grow up until she looses a father and leaves an Archie.
 

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A Fine Mess  - Quotes

 Wayne 'Turnip' Parragella: It's a real Art Deco!
Tony Pazzo: Never heard of the bum!
 

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Pitch Black  - Quotes

 Imam:
Because you do not believe in God does not mean God does not believe in - .
Riddick:
Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.
 

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Beverly Hills Ninja  - Quotes

 Sensei:
Twenty five years ago, an ancient legend of this sacred art came alive. It spoke of a foreign child who would come among us and become a Ninja master unlike any other. How he arrived on our shores will forever remain a mystery. We Ninjas thought that this child would be the great white Ninja of the legend. We were wrong. We were very wrong.
 

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The Indian in the Cupboard  - Quotes

 Boone:
Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
Omri:
Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
Little Bear:
Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!
Omri:
Oh please, you guys are so old fashioned.
Boone:
I'll have you know I'm a civilized man. [looks at Little Bear]
Boone:
Unlike some!
Little Bear:
Where do you come from?
Boone:
I come from TEXAS, Mr. Half-a-brain!
 

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Empire Records  - Quotes

 Warren:
Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.:
I did.
Warren:
What the hell for, man?
A.J.:
I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
 

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The American President  - Quotes

 David:
We should do some prep work. You wanna order in?
Sydney Ellen Wade:
Uh, I can't. I'm having dinner at the White House. So let's start early tomorrow morning, say 7:30?
David:
Okay. I'm having lunch at the Kremlin, so we'll have to, you know, start even earlier than that.
Sydney Ellen Wade:
Good night, David.
David:
In order for me to catch the morning plane to Moscow.
Sydney Ellen Wade:
Good night, David!
 

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Wishbone  - Quotes

 Wishbone:
[as Mr. Darcy] I know I sound really rude and arrogant, but I'm really just the nicest guy! Is this the part where you shut the door in my face? [Elizabeth shuts the door]
Wishbone:
[muffled behind closing door] Yes, it is.
 

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The Nightmare Before Christmas  - Quotes

 
[to his new creation, as he inserts part of his own brain]
Dr. Finkelstein:
What a joy to think of all *we'll* have in common. *We'll* have conversations *worth* having.
 

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Road to Avonlea  - Quotes

 Mrs. Rachel Lynde:
When your heart skips a beat, it isn't love, its indigestion.
 

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The Supermarket  - Quotes

 Pat:
Any of you guys remember Megan O'Shea?
Jenkins:
Oh yeah.
Madore:
So hot.
Pat:
She's really not that good looking anymore, she's changed a lot since high school.
Bob:
You're kiddin' me!
Pat:
No man, I saw her the other day, she's put on like, fifty pounds at least.
Madore:
No way.
Pat:
Yeah, dude.
Madore:
Are you kidding me? That girl was the hottest girl in our grade. There's no way.
Jenkins:
It's science.
Madore:
Physically impossible. I don't believe it.
Pat:
You know how it works. They start going out with a guy they really like, they start to feel secure, and then, you know, they just kinda blow up like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
 

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The Quick and the Undead  - Quotes

 Blythe Remington:
Zombies are getting harder and harder to find, if we're gonna continue making a living doing this, we've gotta infect our own towns, start our own plagues, spread the virus.
Hunter Leah:
You're crazy.
Blythe Remington:
You don't know what crazy is. Crazy? Crazy is when you come home, and find that your wife has been bitten, and turned into one of these things. Crazy is when you turn around, and your ten year old daughter is behind you with the flesh of her mother still in her mouth, and you have to kill her, cuz you know if you don't, she's gonna kill you. Neither of you people know crazy. *I* know crazy.
Hunter Leah:
When have you done this, Blythe?
Blythe Remington:
Twice. Once in Lost Hills.
Hunter Leah:
and the other? [Blythe looks out the window where there's a massive horde of the undead]
Jackson:
Shit!
 

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy  - Quotes

 Champ Kind:
Champ here! I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, I kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate... iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY!
 

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Secret Window  - Quotes

 Mort:
You know, the only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story, the ending. And this one... is very good. This one's perfect.
 

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Taking Lives  - Quotes

 Costa:
Come on, Illeana, you didn't fall for James Costa. Someone as beautiful and powerful as you doesn't fall for a faggy art dealer. Okay?
 

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The Cable Guy  - Quotes

 Steven Kovacs:
What's going on?
Chip Douglas:
It appears that we're going to do battle, Steven.
Steven Kovacs:
Is this a normal part of the show?
Chip Douglas:
No, but I gave all the knights free cable. They thought it would be cool if we went at it for a while.
Steven Kovacs:
Is it safe?
Chip Douglas:
Sure, that's what the armor's for. Come on.
 

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The Pretender  - Quotes

 Jarod:
[about Kyle whose heart was transplanted into a young boy after his death] Good for you, little brother. Good for you.
 

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Friends  - Quotes

 Monica:
You know Phoebe, a heart attack is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Chandler:
I thought a heart attack was nature's way of telling you to die.
 

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Hoodwinked!  - Quotes

 Nicky Flippers:
So! Mr. Wolf... May I call you Wolf?
The Wolf:
You can call me Sheila. I like long walks and fresh flowers.
Chief Grizzly:
Quit playing around, Wolf! You're looking at 3 to 5 in an old shoe with no windows, SO START SINGIN'!
 

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The Grey Zone  - Quotes

 Girl:
After the revolt, half the ovens remain, and we are carried to them together. I catch fire, quickly. The first part of me rises, in dense smoke, that mingles with the smoke of others. Then there are the bones, which settle in ash, and these are swept up to be carried to the river. And last, bits of our dust, that simply float there, in air, around the working of the new group... These bits of dust are grey. We settle on their shoes, and on their faces, and in their lungs. And they become so used to us, that soon they don't cough, and they don't brush us away. At this point, they are just moving, breathing and moving, like anyone else, still alive in that place. And this is how the work... continues.
 

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One World  - Quotes

 Jane Blake:
Thanks for letting me drive your car.
Brad:
Thanks for showing me how to start it without keys.
 

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Fargo  - Quotes

 
[Marge is interviewing the two hookers whose clients were the two suspects]
Hooker No. 1:
Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson:
In what way?
Hooker No. 1:
I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson:
Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1:
I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson:
[amused by this unhelpful detail] Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1:
Yah...
Marge Gunderson:
So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow, then.
Hooker No. 1:
Uh huh...
 

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The Dark Avengers  - Quotes

 Hyde:
Here's what I want you to do. When you finish, go into the next room. In these rooms, there are men, with masks on. I want you to start on them. Then I'll come for you, and you'll cum for me.
 

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Blue Collar TV  - Quotes

 Bill Engvall:
[New Year's resolutions] I resolve to stop wearing women's underwear. [Jeff moves away from him and next to Larry]
Larry the Cable Guy:
I resolve to start wearing underwear. [Jeff moves away from Larry]
 

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Repli-Kate  - Quotes

 Henry:
Do you know what the best part of a blow-job is? Ten minutes of silence.
 

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Adult Situations  - Quotes

 Raquel Roman:
Okay, so I know you think I'm an idiot and I don't know what I'm doing. But, let me ask you something, Angel... If you're so smart and I'm an... idiot... what are we both doing here? Bitch!
 

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Thank You for Smoking  - Quotes

 
[Nick and Heather are introducing themselves to each other]
Heather Holloway:
Heather Holloway.
Nick Naylor:
Nick Naylor. Big Tobacco.
Heather Holloway:
[holds up tape recorder] Is this kosher?
Nick Naylor:
Only if I can call you Heather.
Heather Holloway:
By all means. So, Mr. Naylor...
Nick Naylor:
[interrupting] Nick.
Heather Holloway:
Nick. Let's start with...
Nick Naylor:
'82 Margaux.
Heather Holloway:
Okay. Is it good?
Nick Naylor:
"Good"? It'll make you believe in God.
 

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The Paper  - Quotes

 Henry:
I'm stopping it.
Michael McDougal:
What?
Henry:
We stop and replate. Go upstairs and write up what you've got. Tell Lou to send down "They Didn't Do It".
Michael McDougal:
Hey Henry, are you going to say it? You gotta say it.
Henry:
Use the same art they used for "Gotcha!".
Michael McDougal:
Come on, how often do you get the chance? You can't just do it and not say it, come on!
Henry:
I - Stop the presses!
 

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Hot Shots!  - Quotes

 Topper Harley:
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Ramada Thompson:
I'm sorry?
Topper Harley:
My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.
 

Crap Shoot: The Documentary  - Quotes

 Michael Condro:
If you don't start with a good story you don't start with a good foundation, and your structure is going to fall apart no matter what.
 

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