Final Justice  - Quotes

 Gwen Saticoy:
[after the first day of her trial] ... So are you going to get a book deal when this is all over?
Danielle Kline:
That depends on what happens during the trial. But they might offer me one. Why? Would you be upset if I took it?
Gwen Saticoy:
Would you turn it down if I said yes? [Kline shakes her head no]
Gwen Saticoy:
Well, at least you're honest.
Danielle Kline:
Gwen, I've got a successful practice. I don't need a book deal. And I don't need this case, either.
Gwen Saticoy:
So why ARE you doing it? And don't give me that song-and-dance about my not getting a fair trial by the public defender.
Danielle Kline:
To be in the heart of controversy. A couple of talk shows, magazine interviews... And, best of all, every courtroom lawyer's fantasy: to be squaring off against Merle Hammond. You know how much they hate it?
Gwen Saticoy:
I can imagine.
Danielle Kline:
No, you can't. There's one other reason: you. In twenty years of criminal defense work, I've had two clients that I believed in. The other one got the chair ten years ago.
Gwen Saticoy:
Well, my odds really look good.
 



The Tale of Despereaux  - Quotes

 Narrator:
When your heart breaks it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard.
 

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Lost in Translation  - Quotes

 Lydia Harris:
[over the phone] Is this a bad time?
Bob:
[pauses] No, it's always a good time.
Lydia Harris:
The burgundy carpet is out of stock: it's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?
Bob:
Whatever you like - I'm just completely lost.
Lydia Harris:
It's just carpet.
Bob:
That's not what I'm talking about.
Lydia Harris:
What are you talking about?
Bob:
I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
Lydia Harris:
[icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day?
Bob:
[biting his tongue] How are the kids doing?
Lydia Harris:
They're fine. They miss their father. [pause]
Lydia Harris:
Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Bob:
Only if you want to.
 



Keeping the Faith  - Quotes

 Don:
[in an thick Philipino accent] How you guys doing? I'm Don. Don, rhyme with flon. You have any question?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Yes, Yes indeed Don we do. Is this a good machine?
Don:
Yeah it is good if you cheap bastard. No jus... jus doing comedy with you. That one is okay. But if you are serious about Kar'-oke.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh we are!
Don:
Okay then... there is only one model for you. The AUDIO 2000. This baby got the 16-bit dual D/A converter, 3 beam checking, digital key controller, so you can change the pitch if your voice sucks. But I don't need that.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
That's nice. How much?
Don:
Price is not important
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
No price is very important, actually.
Don:
Okay you got me; take me away. Okay it's a lil' bit expensive. But let me tell you, it's worth it. When you sing to your girlfriend.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Uh huh.
Don:
And her heart thweaaaatt-boom! fall down on the floor, you say thank you Don.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
How much does it cost, exactly?
Don:
[Motions them over and begins to talk quietly in an American accent] Alright, here's the real deal. Um, I don't usually do this but you guys look like cool guys, and uh, I got a little piece of ass last night, so I am feeling extra generous.
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh!
Don:
I'm gonna let you guys have it for $1,300.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
$1,300?
Don:
Final offer.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
uh, excuse me, I just got a little warm. [unzips jacket to reveal priest's collar]
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
My friend, he gets, he gets a little warm.
Don:
[Sees priest's collar] Oh man! What is that? What is... get out of here with that. Is that real?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn:
Oh yeah!
 

Stuart Little  - Quotes

 Stuart Little:
So, what do I call you?
Mrs. Little:
Mom.
Mr. Little:
And Dad.
Mrs. Little:
We haven't told you the best news of all.
Mr. Little:
You have a brother, named George.
Stuart Little:
What do I call him?
Mrs. Little:
George.
 

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Scary Movie 2  - Quotes

 Ray Wilkins:
Let's do something freaky...
Brenda Meeks:
Like what, Ray?
Ray Wilkins:
I don't know... why don't you talk dirty to me?
Brenda Meeks:
I don't know what to say, Ray.
Ray Wilkins:
C'mon, just make something up.
Brenda Meeks:
Oh Ray, why do you make me so bad?
Ray Wilkins:
C'mon, 'cause you a bad girl.
Brenda Meeks:
Okay... I'ma work this. I'ma make this mine!
Ray Wilkins:
Yeah, work it. Ooh, it's all yours.
Brenda Meeks:
I'ma piss on face... and I'ma fart in your mouth, [shouting]
Brenda Meeks:
I'ma shit on these walls, Ray! [Ray looks disgusted]
Brenda Meeks:
...too dirty?
 

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Love Actually  - Quotes

 
[on sheets of poster board]
Mark:
With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]
Mark:
But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this. [picture of a mummy]
Mark:
Merry Christmas.
 

Fight Club  - Quotes

 Tyler Durden:
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.
 

Jackass: The Movie  - Quotes

 Johnny Knoxville:
[dazed, holding head after golf cart accident] I don't know what happened. I just remember we went in the air and the next thing I know, I'm just... fucked.
Bam Margera:
Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
 

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Jackie Brown  - Quotes

 Jackie Brown:
Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waiting on people almost 20 years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits that ain't worth a damn. And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothing to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that shit is scarier than Ordell.
 

Domino  - Quotes

 Lateesha Rodriguez:
Now, as a blactino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category to forge an identity, Jerry. That's how I feel.
Jerry Springer:
Did you just say "blactino"?
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American.
Chinegro Woman:
Wow. Uh, first of all... first of all, you don't even look latino. You look black. You're... You're black. Second of all, I'm of mixed race, and I've struggled my whole life as to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black.
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Chinegro! What you are is chinegro!
Chinegro Woman:
Chinegro?
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Chinegro! There you go!
Chinegro Woman:
Chinegro?
Lateesha Rodriguez:
You are a chinegro!
Chinegro Woman:
What the [bleep]
Chinegro Woman:
is chinegro?
Lateesha Rodriguez:
That's what you are! Chinegro is you!
Chinegro Woman:
That's some bulls... [bleep]
Chinegro Woman:
.
Jerry Springer:
OK, as I understand it, you brought a mixed-race flow chart with you. Why don't we bring that out? [Crowd shouting and booing]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
[to a random heckler] How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later. Mwah. All right. [Crowd laughs]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Take a look at this... [she unveils the chart]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Blactino, blackasian, hispasian, OK? Now, for the Asian subcategories, [to the Chinegro woman]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
I got you, sister. We have chinegro right here. That's you. Chinegro.
Chinegro Woman:
That's not a word! That's not a word!
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Yes, it is, sister. We have koreagro. Japegro, OK? [Crowd laughs]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Chispanic, koreaspanic, and last but not least, check this out, y'all... japanic. [Crowd cheering]
Lateesha Rodriguez:
That's how I flow with it!
Jerry Springer:
Do you believe the government should recognise these racial subgroups?
Lateesha Rodriguez:
Yes, Jerry, I do.
 

National Treasure  - Quotes

 Ben Gates:
Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."
 

Far from Heaven  - Quotes

 
[Studying a Miró painting]
Raymond Deagan:
So, what's your opinion on modern art?
Cathy Whitaker:
It's hard to put into words, really. I just know what I care for and what I don't. Like this... I don't know how to pronounce it... Mira?
Raymond Deagan:
Miró.
Cathy Whitaker:
Miró. I don't know why, but I just adore it. The feeling it gives. I know that sounds terribly vague.
Raymond Deagan:
No. No, actually, it confirms something I've always wondered about modern art. Abstract art.
Cathy Whitaker:
What's that?
Raymond Deagan:
That perhaps it's just picking up where religious art left off, somehow trying to show you divinity. The modern artist just pares it down to the basic elements of shape and color. But when you look at that Miró, you feel it just the same.
 

Fantastic Mr. Fox  - Quotes

 Mr. Fox:
[in a cellar with many of the other animal characters] Allright, let's start planning. Who knows shorthand? [Linda raises her hand]
Mr. Fox:
Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra - you got some dry paper? [she holds up some paper]
Mr. Fox:
Here we go. Mole! Talpa Europea! What d'you got?
Mole:
I can see in the dark.
Mr. Fox:
That's incredible! We can use that! Linda?
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!
Rabbit:
I'm fast.
Mr. Fox:
You bet you are. Linda?
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Beaver! Castor Fiber!
Beaver:
I can chew through wood.
Mr. Fox:
Amazing! Linda!
Linda Otter:
Got it.
Mr. Fox:
Badger! Meles Meles!
Badger:
Demolitions expert.
Mr. Fox:
What? Since when?
 

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Angels in America  - Quotes

 The Angel:
You can't outrun your occupation, Jonah. Hiding from me one place, you'll find me in another. I-I-I-I stop down the road waiting for you. You know me, prophet. You're a battered heart bleeding life in the universe of wounds. Vessel of the book now, on you, in you, in your blood we write, have written, stasis. The end.
 

Good Luck Chuck  - Quotes

 Goth Girl:
Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!
Young Charlie:
You what?
Goth Girl:
I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!
Young Stu:
Was that Phil Collins?
 

The Shawshank Redemption  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Red:
[narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.
 

Waking Life  - Quotes

 Quiet Woman at Restaurant:
When it was over, all I could think about was how this entire notion of oneself, what we are, is just this logical structure, a place to momentarily house all the abstractions. It was a time to become conscious, to give form and coherence to the mystery, and I had been a part of that. It was a gift. Life was raging all around me and every moment was magical. I loved all the people, dealing with all the contradictory impulses - that's what I loved the most, connecting with the people. Looking back, that's all that really mattered.
 

The Bucket List  - Quotes

 Carter Chambers:
Edward Perryman Cole died in May. It was a Sunday in the afternoon and there wasn't a cloud in the sky. He was 81 years old. Even now, I can't claim to understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this: I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open, and I'm pretty sure he was happy with his final resting place because he was buried on the mountain, and that was against the law.
 

Mr. Deeds  - Quotes

 
[Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state]
Babe:
"Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."
Reuben:
"So full of love my heart's exploding..."
Emilio:
[stroking a beautiful woman] "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."
Cecil Anderson:
[seated next to Kitty on a bench] "My heart is yours for the taking..."
Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man:
[stroking a cat] "Acting weird / Not myself..."
Jan:
"Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."
Longfellow Deeds:
"Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."
 

Bride of Chucky  - Quotes

 Chucky:
What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany:
Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! I've spent all day over a hot stove, making cookies and making Swedish meatballs, and for what? A man who doesn't appreciate me! A man who can't even wash one fucking dish! A man who isn't even a man at all where it counts if you get my drift! -to Jade- Believe me honey, plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
Chucky:
I didn't hear her complaining last night.Any guy who is a big hunk of plastic is probably battery operated to get a reaction out of you in bed. And by the way, where the hell did you learn to bake?
 

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Avatar  - Quotes

 Jake Sully:
You wanted to see me Colonel.
Col. Quaritch:
This low gravity will make you soft. And when you get soft, Pandora will eat you whole and shit you out. I read your file Coporal. Venezuela, that was some mean bush. Nothing like that here though. You got some heart kid, showing up here.
Jake Sully:
Figured it was just another hell hole.
 

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The Ron Clark Story  - Quotes

 Ron Clark:
New York public schools are desperate for good teachers. Newspaper says they're begging for them. Dad, every year I tell my students to go for what they want in life - dream big, take risks. It's time I start living up to my own words.
 

I Am Sam  - Quotes

 Sam:
OK, remember when Paul McCartney wrote the song "Michelle" and then he only wrote the first part, Annie said. And then he gave that part to John Lennon, and he wrote the part that said, "I love you, I love you, I love you." And Annie said that it wouldn't have been the same song without that... and that's why the whole world cried when the Beatles broke up on April 10, 1970.
 

The Freshman  - Quotes

 
[quoting "The Godfather: Part II"]
Arthur Fleeber, NYU Professor:
"Senator, my offer is this: Nothing." In that one moment, Michael Corleone says that all corruption is equal - that there is no separation between politics and gangsterism.
 

Camp  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Vlad:
Well, now that camp's over - almost over - and we live kind of close to each other I was hoping that... we can go out sometime.
Michael:
I *know* you're not asking girlfriend out for a date after all this.
Vlad:
If she'll forgive me.
Michael:
This boy not only has cajones, but he's got burritos and huevos rancheros too.
Ellen:
[to Vlad] Okay.
Michael:
What?
Vlad:
Really?
Ellen:
I'll go out with you.
Michael:
Ellen, you're like some Jenny Jones guest!
Ellen:
Michael, eventually I have to start hanging out with boys who don't wear dresses. I thought we came here to go swimming. [to Vlad]
Ellen:
You coming in?
Vlad:
It's pretty cold.
Ellen:
I'll take my chances.
Vlad:
...Okay. [they jump in lake]
Ellen:
It's not that cold.
Vlad:
It's freezing.
Ellen:
Don't be a girl - leave that to Michael. [Michael jumps in lake]
Michael:
You two are like a bad car wreck - I wash my hands of the both of you.
Ellen:
Oh yeah?
Michael:
Oh it's cold! Quit splashing! [scene shifts to the cast singing "The Want of a Nail"]
 

Lost in Translation  - Quotes

 Kelly:
Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And, I'm like, "No, I'm not." I eat all kinds... I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it. I'd have a heart attack...
John:
I thought you were anorexic...
Kelly:
Everybody does...
John:
[gesturing with his hands] Yeah, because you look so...
Kelly:
[enthusiastically] Thank you. I know.
 

Man on Wire  - Quotes

 Philippe Petit:
It's impossible, that's sure. So let's start working.
 

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Good Luck Chuck  - Quotes

 Stu:
I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.
 

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Life or Something Like It  - Quotes

 Lanie:
Someone once said, live everyday as if it were your last cause one of these its gonna be. Jack was right a part of me did die that day the part of me that didn't know how to live. What does the future hold, Jack knows. But when I talk to him I make sure we only talk about sports and weather.
 

Waiting to Exhale  - Quotes

 Fireman:
Ma'am, were you aware that your car was on fire? [Bernadine nods her head while smoking a cigarette]
Fireman:
Ma'am, did you start his fire [she puffs smoke and plainly looks at him]
Fireman:
You know, it's against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard.
Bernadine:
[flicks off ashes from her cigarette] It is trash.
Fireman:
Look, this is a nice area. Luckily a neighbor cared enough. Listen, the next time you want to burn something...
Bernadine:
It won't happen again. [she shuts the door in his face]
 

Mango Kiss  - Quotes

 Lou:
My sweet vanilla creamy, chewy jellybeany, absolutely dreamy girl. Your juicy fruity lips, good and plenty. A cherry bomb in every bite, rich and lovely chocolate kisses delight. Mmm and mmm, melts in my mouth and in my hands. I want to nestle in your mounds and revel in your snickers, I want to Godiva into your bit o'honey, almond enjoying you, kissing up your peppermint patty, I am your sugar daddy. All saltwater Taffy, my sweet tart Sassy... hook, line, and sucker.
 

No Country for Old Men  - Quotes

 Carla Jean Moss:
[the cab is stopped outside the depot. Carla Jean and her mother and the driver are at the trunk struggling over bags] I got it Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother:
I didn't see my Prednisone.
Carla Jean Moss:
I put it in, Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother:
Well I didn't see it.
Carla Jean Moss:
Well I put it in. That one. You just set there. I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags.
Well Dressed Mexican:
[as Carla Jean goes to the station a man emerges from a car pulled up behind. He is a well-dressed Mexican of early middle age] Do you need help with the bags, madam?
Carla Jean's Mother:
Well thank god there's one gentleman left in West Texas. Yes thank you. I am old and I am not well.
Well Dressed Mexican:
Which bus are you taking?
Carla Jean's Mother:
We're going to El Paso don't ask me why. Discombobulated by a no-account son-in-law. Thank you. You don't often see a Mexican in a suit.
Well Dressed Mexican:
You go to El Paso? I know it. Where are you staying?
 

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Bad Boys II  - Quotes

 Mike Lowery:
All right, everybody start shooting at somebody! Shoot! Shoot! [everyone does, then]
Marcus Burnett:
Shit, I'm out!
Mike Lowery:
[checks his pistol] I got two rounds left.
Marcus Burnett:
[checks his pistol] One in the chamber.
Syd:
[checks her pistol] I'm out.
Mike Lowery:
All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?
Tito Vargas:
I got one, in my hip!
Syd:
Oh God, he's hit!
 

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The Notebook  - Quotes

 Young Noah:
It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
Young Allie:
What's that supposed to mean?
Young Noah:
[yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!
Young Allie:
You smug bastard. I hate you for saying that.
Young Noah:
You're bored Allie. You're bored and you know it. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't something missing.
Young Allie:
You arrogant son of a bitch.
Young Noah:
Would you just stay with me?
Young Allie:
Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah:
Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Young Allie:
So what?
Young Noah:
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie:
What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Young Noah:
Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?
Young Allie:
It's not that simple.
Young Noah:
What... do... you... want? Whaddaya want?
Young Allie:
I have to go now.
 

Alexander  - Quotes

 Crateros:
In the rain and the sun we've fought for you. Some of us fifty battles we've been in. We've killed many a barbarian. And now when I look around, how many of their faces do I see?
Alexander:
You know there's no part of me without a scar or a bone broken. I've shared every hardship with all of you!
Crateros:
Aye, you have, my king. And we love you for it. But, by Zeus, too many have died. We're just humble men. We seek no disturbance with the gods. All we wish for is to see our children.
 

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny  - Quotes

 JB:
[narrating in song] A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo / There lived a humble family religious through and through / But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do / His name was young JB and he refused to step in line / A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time / He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align... [young JB enters playing a guitar]
Lil' JB:
[singing] Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave / Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade / 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalye sing fuckaloo / And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too / Gotta get it on in the party zone / I gotsta shoot a load in party zone / Gotta lick a toad in the party zone / Gotta suck a choad in the party zone! [Jack's father takes him to his room and spanks him with his belt. A guitar riff is heard starting]
Jack's Father:
[singing] You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born? / Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more / This music that you've played for us comes from the depths of Hell / Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. [begins to tear down JB's rock 'n' roll posters]
Jack's Father:
You'll become a mindless puppet! Beelzebub will pull the strings! / Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring / You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone / You're grounded for a week with no telephone / Don't let me hear ya cry, don't let me hear ya moan / You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home! [Dad storms out, leaving only one poster: Ronnie James Dio]
Lil' JB:
[singing to the poster] Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone / I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? / I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock / My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock / Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad / I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad. [the poster comes to life]
Ronnie James Dio:
[singing] I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock / But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must unlock / Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood / On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood / In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand / You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band / To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk / You will face your inner demons, now go my son and ROCK! [JB jumps out the window and runs away from home]
JB:
[narrating in song] So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart / And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art / But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart / Rock! / Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock / Rah-ha-ha-ha-ha... [babbles]
JB:
Rock!
 

One Special Night  - Quotes

 Catherine:
Feed the body food and drink, it will survive today. Feed the soul art and music, it will live forever.
 

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Up in the Air  - Quotes

 Ryan Bingham:
I thought I was a part of your life.
Alex Goran:
I thought we signed up for the same thing... I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. You are an escape. You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis.
Ryan Bingham:
I'm a parenthesis?
 

Angels in America  - Quotes

 Harper Pitt:
I don't understand this. If I didn't ever see you before, and I don't think I did, then I don't think you should be here in this hallucination because in my experience the mind which is where hallucinations come from shouldn't be able to make anything up that wasn't there to start with that didn't enter it from experience from the real world. Imagination can't create anything new can it? It only recycles bits and pieces from the world and reassembles them into visions. Am I making sense right now?
Prior Walter:
Given the circumstances, yes.
Harper Pitt:
So when we think we've escaped the unbearable ordinariness and, well, untruthfulness of our lives it's really only the same old ordinariness and falseness rearranged into the appearance of novelty and truth. Nothing unknown is knowable.
 

The Lovely Bones  - Quotes

 Susie Salmon:
I was in the blue horizon between heaven and earth. The days were unchanging and every night I dream the same dream. The smell of damp earth. The scream no one heard. The sound of my heart beating like a hammer against cloth and I would hear them calling, the voices of the dead. I wanted to follow them to find a way out but I would always come back to the same door. And I was afraid. I knew if I went in there I would never come out.
 

Friday the 13th  - Quotes

 Lawrence:
I got business I gotta do this weekend.
Chelsea:
What business?
Lawrence:
Music. I'm trying to start a label.
Chelsea:
Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?
Lawrence:
Why you gotta go racial? Look, don't put me in a box, all right? What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?
Chelsea:
You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music?
Lawrence:
Rap.
 

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The Whole Nine Yards  - Quotes

 Jimmy:
Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.
 

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Alexander  - Quotes

 Old Ptolemy:
On the tenth of June, a month short of his 33rd year, Alexander's great heart finally gave out. And, as he vowed, he joined Hephaistion. But in his short life he achieved, without doubt, the mythic glory of his ancestor; Achilles. And more.
 

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective  - Quotes

 
[Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]
Ace Ventura:
My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! [turns Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions]
Ace Ventura:
*That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie! [all the men in the vicinity start throwing up because Einhorn has kissed them]
 

The Ballad of the Sad Cafe  - Quotes

 Mary Hale:
Marvin changed himself. That time he loved Miss Amelia. Well, it seemed like he changed completely -- he was -- he was good to me, and to Henry... You remember that, doncha'?
Rev. Willin:
I remember that.
Mary Hale:
Why'd she throw him out? Why'd she marry him and then throw him out? Why?
Rev. Willin:
I don't know. All I know is... that it takes two people to be in love. It takes the... lover... and the beloved. But these two, they come from... diff'rent countries. And sometimes, the... the belove is the cause for all the, all the stored-up love that's lain in the heart of the lover for such... a looong time, and every lover knows that... deep... deep in his soul, he knows that his love is a lonely and solitary thing -- [sad chuckle]
Rev. Willin:
-- and the funny thing is, the object of that love... can be anybody, and it just don't... matter one whit. [shakes head]
Rev. Willin:
That's why I guess most of us, we'd rather be... the lover than to be loved, I mean, because the state of bein'... beloved is... is intolerable. See an' then, after a while... the beloved gets to hate the lover, because the lover's always trying to strip, strip, strip baaare... the beloved. See, that's because the... the lover... 'e craves that love -- even though he knows that that love can only cause 'im pain.
 

The Last Boy Scout  - Quotes

 
[Hallenbeck and Dix are trying to tell the bodyguards in a car about a bomb]
Joe Hallenbeck:
Now what are you doing?
Jimmy Dix:
I'm drawing them a picture.
Joe Hallenbeck:
What's that?
Jimmy Dix:
It's a bomb.
Joe Hallenbeck:
It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, "don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit"?
Jimmy Dix:
Do you want to draw the damn thing? [Dix shows Hallenbeck the draw of a bomb with "bom" written below]
Jimmy Dix:
Happy?
Joe Hallenbeck:
Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Dix:
[shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
Jimmy Dix:
[the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
Joe Hallenbeck:
I forgot to tell you. "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish.
Jimmy Dix:
Hey, that's not funny, man. I almost bought it there!
Joe Hallenbeck:
Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.
 

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Law Abiding Citizen  - Quotes

 Jonas Cantrell:
The hard part isn't making the decision. It's living with it.
 

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The Tale of Despereaux  - Quotes

 Narrator:
In fact, you can have a good heart and not even know it.
 

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Lost in Translation  - Quotes

 Bob:
I don't want to leave.
Charlotte:
So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.
 

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MADtv  - Quotes

 Doreen Larkin:
What does mama say about little boys who aren't polite?
Stuart Larkin:
Little boys who aren't polite give the pro-choice a better reason to exist.
 

Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again  - Quotes

 Ron White:
My cousin Ray on the other hand thinks that killin' a deer with a deer rifle is like magic in the forest. And now, I would like to do for you now my impression of my cousin Ray after the big kill. "Hell, it was four in the mornin', 22 degrees outside. 'Course, you weren't there. Pussy. I'm in a camouflaged deer blind. I've got grease paint on my face and deer urine on my boots. I'm not sure why." I made that part up. "I've got a 30-06 with a laser scope. This baby will fire a bullet 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker I hunged from the danged ol' tree... caught him right above the eye." Yeah, well, I hit one with a *van* goin' *fifty-five* miles an hour with the headlights on and the horn blowin'!
 

The September Issue  - Quotes

 Anna Wintour:
I think what i often see it that people are frighteened about fashion. Because it scares them or make them feel insecure they just put it down. On the whole people that may say, the meanny things about our world I think that's usually because they feel, in some ways, excluded or, you know, not a part of 'the cool group' so as a result they just mock it.
Anna Wintour:
Just because you like to put on a beautiful Carolina Herrera dress or a pair of J Brand blue jeans instead of something basic from K-Mart it doesn't mean that you're a dumb person.
Anna Wintour:
There is something about fashion that can make people really nervous.
 

In the Realms of the Unreal  - Quotes

 
[last lines] [end title cards]
Title Card:
After Darger's death in 1973, the Lerners decided to share their discovery of his work, preserving his room and its contents.
Title Card:
Since then, Henry Darger's work has been exhibited and collected worldwide. His art has inspired the creation of paintings, poetry, music, and works in theatre, dance, and opera.
Title Card:
The room was dismantled in 2000.
 

Bride of Chucky  - Quotes

 
[Warren is trying to get into Jesse's van, and goes off for a crowbar]
Tiffany:
Who the hell's this bozo? What's he doing?
Chucky:
Screwing with our ride, that's what. [pulls out knife]
Chucky:
Ahh, what the hell, I need the exercise.
Tiffany:
Were you born with that knife superglued to your hand or what?
Chucky:
What are you talking about?
Tiffany:
For god's sake Chucky, drag yourself into the 90s. Stabbings went out with Bundy and Dahmer. You look like Martha Stewart with that thing.
Chucky:
Who the fuck is Martha Stewart?
Tiffany:
My idol. And what does Martha tell you to do when friends drop by for dinner and you haven't had time to shop? You improvise.
 

How to Make an American Quilt  - Quotes

 Finn:
Young lovers seek perfection. Old lovers learn the art of sewing shreds together and of seeing beauty in a multiplicity of patches.
 

The Boondock Saints  - Quotes

 Paul Smecker:
Oh, isn't that beautiful? All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start dropping dead and *you* think it's unrelated! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe!
 

Love Actually  - Quotes

 Mia:
It's an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing... dark deeds.
 

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Love Actually  - Quotes

 
[Billy's record makes #1]
Radio 1 chart show DJ:
Hi, Billy!
Billy Mack:
Hello.
Radio 1 chart show DJ:
We're live across the nation, and you're number one! [Billy laughs]
Radio 1 chart show DJ:
How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack:
I don't know. Er, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties. [cheers]
Radio 1 chart show DJ:
Let's hope it's the latter. And here it is, Number One from Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack:
Oh, Jesus, not that crap again! [laughter]
 

Sliding Doors  - Quotes

 Lydia:
I'm trying to be your girlfriend Gerry! I'm trying to win you back! I'm standing on the platform at Limbo Central with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase waiting for the Gerry Fucking Express to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid and that I may reboard the train. Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that my train has been delayed as the driver has suffered a major panic attack in Indecision City, "We suggest you take the bus"! That's what I have been trying to do, you cripple!
 


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