Joey: Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing. Michael: I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed. Joey: So, I'll make a motion. Michael: You're not a member. There's an approval process. Joey: Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters. Michael: I second the motion. The motion is passed Joey: I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule. Michael: I second the motion. The motion is passed. Joey: I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now. Michael: Motion denied. Joey: Mr. Chairman, you're out of order!
Leon Kodak: [cut to conversation in progress] You see, the country has mood swings. Lewis Rothschild: Mood swings? Nineteen post-graduate degrees in mathematics, and your best explanation for going from a 63 to a 46 percent approval rating in five weeks is mood swings? Leon Kodak: Well, I could explain it better, but I'd need charts, and graphs, and an easel.
Gus: [discussing his wife's disapproval of the soft drink Dr. Pepper] You know the deal, Jim. When we got married, I converted to Mormonism. We can't consume anything that alters our state of mind. We treat out bodies with respect. Street: And I treat mine like an amusement park. That's the differences that make this country great!
Sheryl Yoast: Coach Boone, you did a good job up here. You ran a tough camp from what I can see. Coach Boone: Well I'm very happy to have the approval of a 5 year old. Sheryl Yoast: I'm 9 and a half, thank you very much. Coach Boone: Why don't you get this little girl, some pretty dolls or something coach? Coach Yoast: I've tried. She loves football.
Narrator: He couldn't get his judges appointed. He had trouble getting his legislation passed, and he lost Republican control of the Senate. His approval ratings in the polls began to sink. He was already beginning to look like a lame duck president. With everything going wrong, he did what any of us would do. He went... on vacation.
Louie Loser: Your honor, I object! Justice Rough, The Judge: [menacing] Object? Object to what? Are you objecting to me! Louie Loser: No, I said I "in-ject". I inject my approval of what you said. Good call, judge, guilty!
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