For those of you in the cheap seats I'd like ya to clap your hands to this one; the rest of you can just rattle your jewelry!
[Jack, with the appearance of a 68-year old but only 17 years old, arrives at his graduation ceremony] Lawrence Woodruff: [addressing the audience] I would like to present, to read the graduation speech, this year's Valedictorian: Mr Jack Charles Powell... [a round of applause approves of this choice] Jack: [taking the stand] Thank you... Aristotle. [Due to his aged condition he has to take out spectacles to read the speech] Eric's Brother: Go Jack! Go get them! Jack: I got it, Eric, I'm cool... I don't have very much time these days so I'll make it quick. Like my life. You know, as we come to the end of this phase of our lives, we find ourselves trying to remember the good times and trying to forget the bad times, and we find ourselves thinking about the future. We start to worry , thinking, "What am I gonna do? Where am I gonna be in ten years?" But I say to you, "Hey, look at me!" Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did. I made it, Mom. I'm a grown-up.
Al Gore: I'm Al Gore, I used to be the next president of the United States of America. [laughter and applause from audience] Al Gore: I don't find that particularly funny.
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