Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Quotes

 Melissa:
I swear if you do anything to embarass me this evening...
Ace Ventura:
What? Like this? [makes wierd noises,Doorman answers the door]
Ace Ventura:
Aye, Captain Stubing. How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard, sir!
 

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Donnie Darko - Quotes

 Donnie:
[in a letter] Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
 

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Quiz Show - Quotes

 Dick Goodwin:
Hey, you don't have to be a genius to connect the dots.
Charles Van Doren:
Well, don't connect them through me.
Dick Goodwin:
Hey, don't treat me like some member of your goddamn fan club. Are you telling me everybody got the answers but you?
Charles Van Doren:
You're so persistent, Dick. You know, I really envy that.
Dick Goodwin:
Was it just the money, Charlie?
Charles Van Doren:
You'll forgive me, but anyone who thinks money is ever "just money" couldn't have much of it.
Dick Goodwin:
Charlie, you wanna insult me, fine, but you can't envy me at the same time.
 

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Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed - Quotes

 Stephen C. Meyer:
We don't know what caused life to arise. Did it arise by purely undirected process? Or did it arise by some kind of intelligent guidance or design? And the rules of science are being applied to actually foreclose one of the two possible answers that very basic, and fundamental, and important question.
 

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Religulous - Quotes

 Bill Maher:
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.
 

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Dogma - Quotes

 Jay:
Get offa me. I wanna see what's up. What the fuck is this shit? Who the fuck are you, lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?
Metatron:
Quite a little mouth on him, isn't there?
Jay:
What the fuck is this, The Piano? Why ain't this broad talking?
Metatron:
I believe the answers that you seek lie within my companion's eyes.
Jay:
What the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck happened to that guy's head? I want some... [God kisses him on the cheek. Jay faints]
 

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Jeepers Creepers - Quotes

 Jezelle Gay Hartman:
[Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet?
Trish:
What?
Jezelle Gay Hartman:
Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother?
Trish:
Me and my brother?
Jezelle Gay Hartman:
You and Darry!
 

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The Wash - Quotes

 Dee Loc:
[answers phone] Hello?
Slim:
Hey, we tha kidnappers, and we want tha money for Mr. Wash
Dee Loc:
Well, how much ya want?
Slim:
Uh, hold on a sec, [turns to face]
Slim:
How much we want?
Face:
Tell him we want 50 cent fool
Slim:
Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim:
we want 50 cent fool uh, hold on a sec [turns to face]
Slim:
so that's what this is about, for two punk-ass motherfuckin' quarters!
Face:
we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Slim:
Oh, ok [talks to Dee Loc on phone]
Slim:
we want 50 thousand dollars fool!
Dee Loc:
[Dee Loc laughs and turns to friends] These guys are just plain stupid!
Slim:
...And we want the money in fresh, crisp 20's
Face:
100's fool!
Slim:
oh, 100's fool!
 

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Where the Heart Is - Quotes

 Thelma 'Sister' Husband:
[answers the door] Yes?
Religious Man:
Ma'am, we've come here today to give the word of God to the Wal-mart baby, and to her young unmarried mother.
Religious Woman:
We drove all the way up from Midnight, Mississippi.
Thelma 'Sister' Husband:
Well, you folks could have saved yourselves a trip because the word of God has been in this house for a very long time. [slams door in their faces]
 

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The Sum of All Fears - Quotes

 Bill Cabot:
[at the stadium in Baltimore; answers his cell phone] Yeah, this is Cabot.
Jack:
[in a helicopter near Baltimore] The bomb is in play! Dylan's called the AFRAT team! They're meeting me at the docks in twenty minutes! We're going to see if we can find it!
Bill Cabot:
Docks? What docks?
Jack:
Baltimore!
Bill Cabot:
You're breaking up! What did you say?
Jack:
[static over cell phone] ... altimore!
Bill Cabot:
Look, I'm losing you! I'll call you back from...
Jack:
BALTIMORE!... Sir?
Bill Cabot:
[stands up and takes a long look around stadium, then shouts to the Secret Service agents] John! Reggie! Let's go! Let's go!
 

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Shark Tale - Quotes

 Ernie:
[on the phone] Syke's Whale Wash! You get a whale of a wash and the price... eh... is really, really low, considering how good the wash is.
Sykes:
It's "oh my gosh!" "You get a whale of a wash, and the price, oh my gosh!"
Ernie:
Got it! [the phone rings, and Ernie answers it]
Ernie:
Whale wash!
Bernie:
Rhymes with gosh! [both laugh]
Sykes:
[chasing the brothers off] Get out of here, you two! Go be useless someplace else!
 

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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - Quotes

 Jedediah:
Well, lookee here. If it ain't Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself, come back in time to see us off?
Jedediah:
Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, I don't even know how this happened. [Larry's answers his cellphone]
Jedediah:
Yeah. Yeah, real mystery how this happened. Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand! You weren't here, Gigantor! That's how it happened! Ain't no mystery!
Octavius:
The fact is, Larry, there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours.
Easter Island Head:
None, none, dum, dum.
 

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Scream - Quotes

 Stu:
...Shit...
Billy:
What?
Stu:
Oh, shit.
Billy:
[They go into the kitchen to find Sidney and Mr. Prescott gone] Where are they? Where are they?
Stu:
I don't know, Billy, but I'm hurtin', man! [the phone rings]
Stu:
Should I let the machine get it?
Billy:
[answers it] Hello?
Sidney Prescott:
Are you alone in the house?
Billy:
Bitch! You bitch, where the fuck are you?
Sidney Prescott:
Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass! [Stu is slowly collapsing to the floor]
Billy:
Find her, you dipshit! Get up!
Stu:
I can't, Billy... you already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man! [Billy gives Stu the phone]
Billy:
[whispers] Talk to her. Talk to her.
Stu:
...Hello?
Sidney Prescott:
Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu... What's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you going to tell them?
Stu:
Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive. [Billy takes the phone back]
Billy:
I'm going to rip you up, bitch, just like your fucking mother!
Sidney Prescott:
You've gotta find me first, you pansy-ass momma's boy!
Billy:
Fuck! [He accidentally hits Stu with the phone]
Stu:
Ow! You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!
 

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Black Christmas - Quotes

 
[Mrs. Lenz walks into the kitchen to make Agnes some Christmas cookies. Before starting, she turns on the stove and lights up a cigarette. Right after she lit the cigarette, the phone rang]
Mrs. Lenz:
[answers the phone] Hello? Merry Christmas.
Mrs. Lenz:
[There's no answer so she repeats] Merry Christmas.
Mrs. Lenz:
[Again no answer] Hey! Merry Christmas!
Billy Lenz:
She's my family now.
 

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American History X - Quotes

 Bob Sweeney:
There was a moment... when I used to blame everything and everyone... for all the pain and suffering and vile things that happened to me, that I saw happen to my people. Used to blame everybody. Blamed white people, blamed society, blamed God. I didn't get no answers 'cause I was asking the wrong questions. You have to ask the right questions.
Derek Vinyard:
Like what?
Bob Sweeney:
Has anything you've done made your life better?
 

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White Noise 2: The Light - Quotes

 Abe Dale:
[Abe calls his friend] Hey Marty how would you feel about me dropping by?
Marty Bloom:
[Marty answers still sleepy] Abe? Yeah, sure why not?
Abe Dale:
How does right freakin’ now grab you?
 

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The Ice Harvest - Quotes

 Renata:
[answers phone] Hello?
Charlie Arglist:
Renata?
Renata:
Charlie.
Charlie Arglist:
Listen. You were right. Vic and I have been skimming.
Renata:
Well, duh!
Charlie Arglist:
I think Roy Gelles must have found out, and I think he might have killed Vic.
Renata:
That's terrible!
Charlie Arglist:
So I was thinking it might be best if I left town, and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.
Renata:
You have the money?
Charlie Arglist:
What? Which?
Renata:
The money we're talking about. That you and Vic have been skimming. Try to keep up, OK?
Charlie Arglist:
No. Vic had it.
Renata:
So, your idea is that we should run away together and be poor?
Charlie Arglist:
I thought I'd give it a shot.
 

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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star - Quotes

 Barry Williams:
I bet you a thousand dollars... no, make that a hundred dollars and the actual football we used to hit Marcia with in the whole "My nose, My nose" episode, that Brendan Frasier never calls. [Dickie's phone rings]
Dickie Roberts:
Hold on. [answers phone]
Dickie Roberts:
Go for Dickie. [everyone else laughs]
Dickie Roberts:
Brendan? Yes, of course I can meet Rob Reiner tomorrow!
Dickie Roberts:
[laughs and points at Barry Williams, who glares at him]
 

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Down with Love - Quotes

 
[repeated line] [as Barbara answers her phone]
Barbara Novak:
This is Barbara Novak!
 

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Sleepers - Quotes

 Danny Snyder:
I can't do this now. You gotta know that. It's been a long time for me. I mean -ah- you need somebody younger, ya know, somebody like I used to be.
King Benny:
younger is not better. Doesn't have experience, doesn't know his way around the courthouse.
Danny Snyder:
Hey, I'm lucky I can find the courthouse. I had only four cases last year-you know how many I won? None, that's how many, none. In two of them, uh, I, a, I think the jury blamed me personnally.
King Benny:
They must have been innocent. It is tough to get an innocent man off a rap.
Danny Snyder:
I wasn't even planning on going to court with this one. I was just gonna plea it down the best I could and walk away. I wasn't, I wasn't planning on taking this to trial.
King Benny:
Well your plans have been changed.
Danny Snyder:
Well I'm afraid I'll make a mistake and... say the wrong thing and, ya know, uh, uh, make a wrong turn somewhere. You don't want to take that risk.
King Benny:
Life is a risk.
Danny Snyder:
I'm sorry?
King Benny:
Life is risk.
Danny Snyder:
Life is a risk.
King Benny:
Um-huh.
Danny Snyder:
A-huh.I haven't been in here before. What do you need me to do?
King Benny:
Listen. You're going to be given the answers and the questions. All you have to do is read. You can read can't you?
Danny Snyder:
It's, it's, is it in English?
King Benny:
Just don't drift, don't drink, and don't lose.
Danny Snyder:
What if I do lose?
King Benny:
Then you'll go down for the dirt nap.
Danny Snyder:
Never heard that expression before... dirt nap. I'm not cut out for this anymore. I mean a guys gets hit by a bus, ya know, and sues. I like that. Some lady slips in a supermarket, I'm with her, a guy...
King Benny:
The discussion's over.
Danny Snyder:
I'm an alcoholic. This is a murder case. This isn't for me.
King Benny:
It was once. Before you let the drink lead. Be sober by tomorrow and don't look so worried, Snyder. You have nothing to lose, just like the rest of us.
Danny Snyder:
I don't want to be a burden to you, but, I do, you know, aside, or along with my alcohol problem, I have a slight drug problem, I mean nothing big, just...
King Benny:
Go away.
 

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The X Files - Quotes

 Mulder:
I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask.
 

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Final Destination 3 - Quotes

 Erin:
Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we'll roll out of here, okay?
Ian McKinley:
Rightio, babe.
Wendy Christensen:
It's Wendy and Kevin.
Erin:
Shit! You scared the shit out of me!
Kevin Fischer:
Once you let us in, we'll tell you.
Erin:
[on the walkie-talkie] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this.
Ian McKinley:
[answers back on his walkie-talkie] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.
 

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From Dusk Till Dawn - Quotes

 Seth:
Rule number one: No noise, no question. You make a noise... [holds up gun]
Seth:
Mr... 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it.
 

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Four Rooms - Quotes

 
[Room 309 is buzzing, Ted answers]
Sarah:
Ted!
Ted the Bellhop:
What do you want now, for Christ sakes? Who died?
Sarah:
I don't know, but she's in my bed.
Ted the Bellhop:
What?
Sarah:
There's a dead body in my bed.
Ted the Bellhop:
Nonsense! That's just your brother sound asleep.
Sarah:
No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress.
Ted the Bellhop:
You saw the body?
Sarah:
Yes!
Ted the Bellhop:
Impossible! You've got the ointment on your eyes. You can't see shit! Now go to sleep! [hangs up, but the room is still buzzing, answers again]
Ted the Bellhop:
Go to sleep!
Sarah:
I washed it off.
Ted the Bellhop:
The mentholatum?
Sarah:
Yeah. Didn't you ever think to do that? Get your ass up here and call the police, because there's a dead body in my bed, and it smells like shit, and it looks even worse. And if you don't help us, my dad is going to lay you down right next to her, I swear to fucking God! [hangs up, dial tone]
Ted the Bellhop:
I am coming up there right this minute! And if there isn't a dead body in that room by the time I get up there, I'm going to make one! You... [hangs up]
Ted the Bellhop:
Little bitch.
 

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Bad Boys - Quotes

 
[Casper answers the ringing cell phone]
Casper:
Hello.
Mike Lowrey:
Yeah, can I speak to Romeo?
Casper:
No, there ain't no Romeo here, asshole. [Ferguson laughs]
Casper:
[to Ferguson] What the fuck are you laughing at?
 

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Black Christmas - Quotes

 
[phone begins ringing, and everyone goes silent and looks at each other]
Melissa Kitt:
I got it. [caller identification reads Megan Helms]
Melissa Kitt:
Why is Megan calling here? [answers the phone]
Melissa Kitt:
Hey, where are you?
Billy Lenz:
[again, in a muffled and maniacal voice] She's my family now. Everyone should be home for Christmas! I'll be home for Christmas, and I'm going to bury the hatchet in your head. [Melissa quickly hangs up]
Melissa Kitt:
That was not Megan...
 

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Tamara - Quotes

 Tamara Riley:
[answers the phone] Sorry, Sean can't come to the phone right now, he's fucking Patrick.
 

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Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - Quotes

 Mark Darcy:
[answers the phone] Hello?
Bridget Jones:
It's me. Just wondered how you are.
Mark Darcy:
I'm fine thanks. Everything alright with you?
Bridget Jones:
Fine, though, er, I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
Mark Darcy:
Right, well, thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican Ambassador just at the moment and the Head of Amnesty International and the Under Secretary for Trade and Industry and you're on speakerphone.
Bridget Jones:
Oh, right.
 

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The Matrix Reloaded - Quotes

 The Architect:
Hello, Neo.
Neo:
Who are you?
The Architect:
I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.
 

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The World Is Not Enough - Quotes

 James Bond:
[hands the two-way radio phone to Elektra] Call him off. [Elektra smirkly smiles and stares at James]
James Bond:
I won't ask again. Call him off. CALL HIM OFF!
Elektra King:
[talking on her two-way] Renard?
Elektra King:
[to Bond] You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.
Renard:
[answers on his two-way] Yes?
Elektra King:
[talking on her two-way] Dive! Bond... [Bond shoots Elektra in the chest]
James Bond:
I never miss.
 

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Gigli - Quotes

 
[Larry answers the door]
Larry Gigli:
Yeah?
Robin:
Who the fuck are you?
Larry Gigli:
Who the fuck are *you*? [Robin enters the apartment]
Larry Gigli:
Excuse me.
Robin:
What a shithole.
Larry Gigli:
Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
Robin:
No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea. [She sees Brian]
Robin:
Oh, and who the fuck are you?
Brian:
You're the fuck are you.
Robin:
What?
Brian:
Huh?
 

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Must Love Dogs - Quotes

 Carol:
I stocked your freezer. You now have enough meat to feed every guy who answers your ad. [Walks in from the kitchen and sees Jake]
Carol:
Whoe.
Sarah:
Carol, this is Jake. Jake did in fact answer the ad.
Jake:
Do I get my meat? [Carol tosses him the meat]
 

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Girl Fever - Quotes

 Sam:
Give me some straight answers or the espresso gets it.
 

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American Pie 2 - Quotes

 Stifler:
[answers the phone after awkward situation with Jim and Finch] Stiffler's palace of love... STRAIGHT love.
 

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Left Behind: World at War - Quotes

 
[from trailer]
President Gerald Fitzhugh:
[as Buck looks at his Bible] Answers first, prayers later!
Buck Williams:
The answer's in there.
 

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Elizabethtown - Quotes

 Claire Colburn:
I've spent so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem, that I forget what the problem *actually* was.
 

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Quotes

 Ron Burgundy:
[answers the phone in a very distressed manor] "Hello? Who's there, I'm talkin? Hello? Who is this? Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee... Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Have the courage to say something! Hello?
 

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Safe Men - Quotes

 
[Rehearsing what he's going to say to Hannah when she answers the door]
Sam:
Would you like a Halls?
 

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The Hamiltons - Quotes

 
[first lines]
Francis Hamilton:
What does it mean to be happy? To be content in the world around you? Mom used to say it was family. That family was the heart of everything, even existence. Without it, there's nothing. She would always have these simple answers that somehow would sound so brilliant. And then she died. My father died along with her. Shortly after that, my brother David had to sell the farm where we grew up. Now we're just trying to be an ordinary family. Trying to figure out where we fit in the world. And for me, I'm trying to figure out where I belong, right now in this exact moment.
 

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