Orson Scott Card  - Quotes

 Issib wasn't thrilled to see him. I'm busy and don't need interruptions. 

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Shannon Hale  - Quotes

 Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan. 

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Jonathan Safran Foer  - Quotes

 There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War, and also Peace, which are both premium books. 

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Erma Bombeck  - Quotes

 A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. 

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William Blake  - Quotes

 The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him; if Jesus Christ is the greatest man, you ought to love him in the greatest degree; now hear how he has given his sanction to the law of ten commandments: did he not mock at the sabbath, and so mock the sabbaths God? murder those who were murder'd because of him? turn away the law from the woman taken in adultery? steal the labor of others to support him? bear false witness when he omitted making a defense before Pilate? covet when he pray'd for his disciples, and when he bid them shake off the dust of their feet against such as refused to lodge them? I tell you, no virtue can exist without breaking these ten commandments; Jesus was all virtue, and acted from impulse, not from rules. 

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