Prince Nasir Al-Subaai: Americans love to drill holes in other people's countries.
Esmail: Why did that man say we would be deported? Behrani: I do not know. But we are American citizens. We own this house. They can do nothing to us now. Esmail: I feel bad for that lady, Baba-jan. Behrani: The woman's house was taken from her because she did not pay her taxes. That happens when one is not responsible. Esmail: But... Behrani: Do you understand? Do not feel bad. Americans they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth. We are not like them. We know rich opportunities when we see them and do not throw away God's blessing.
General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure. Larry Daley: No, you're not. General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Ambassador Toulon: You said the Americans would succeed in Vietnam. You were kidding, right?
Bridget von Hammersmark: I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
Hassan Ibrahim: These insensitive Americans roll over everyone to get their way, and what happens to soft-spoken people like me? We get pushed aside.
Mr. Chuck Noblet: It's unthinkable, the atrocities that the Native Aamericans committed against the buffalo. No one is certain what exactly the Native Americans did to the poor creatures, but whatever it was, it caused the buffalo to become so depressed, that when the white men came, the buffalo committed suicide by jumping in front of the white men's muskets.
M: The Americans are gonna be none too pleased. James Bond: I promised them Le Chiffre and they got him. M: They got his body. James Bond: Well, if they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.
[after Ouellette takes a NVA prisoner just after landing in Ia Drang, the prisoner talks in Vietnamese to Moore and the rest of the solders] Mr. Nik: [translating] He say he deserter. Sergeant Major Basil Plumley: Bullshit, he's a lookout. Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Ask him where his friends are. [Mr. Nik asks the prisoner in Vietnamese and the North Vietnamese lookout responds in Vietnamese] Mr. Nik: He say this is basecamp for whole division. 4,000 men. Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: Where? [Mr. Nik firmly asks the prisoner in Vietnamese who responds by speaking Vietnamese and points to a nearby mountain] Mr. Nik: [still translating] That mountain. He say, same army that destroyed French. They want to kill Americans very badly... but they have not been able to find any yet.
Boss Tweed: That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning. Bill: I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed. Boss Tweed: Votes. Bill: Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.
Margaret: It's time that African-Americans and Korean Americans put aside their difference and focus on what's really important: hating white people!
Dr. David Townsend: Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
Mai Ling: Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages? Temple: Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
Sean: Hello, Rochelle? No, I do not want to give you my account number and I shall tell you why: because I have already keyed it in three times and given it to several different people including a Beth, a José, and someone who was really rude to me named Kevin. And I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we are SICK of having to call something in and key in the number and then being asked what the number was we keyed in before! All right? So why don't you get a piece of paper - have you heard of that? And a pen AND WRITE THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
[last lines] Yuri Malanin: They will try to build it again. Russian General: Of course, of course, that is what we are here for. At least this time they've learned that not everything Man creates is for his benefit. Yuri Malanin: It seems we were able to help the Americans make the right decision. At least for now. Russian General: Yes? Yuri Malanin: I want to believe so.
Charles: September Eleventh should have changed everything... It didn't. Americans hung their flags, stopped buying their Louis Vattan bags and stopped eating fast food for what? A month? Should've been the wake-up call. Those planes crashing into those towers was no louder than that comfortable silent moment after you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock.
Hani: You Americans are incapable of secrets because of your democracy
Thomas Jefferson Johnson: Chairman Dodge, please! Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line! Actually Mame, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah! Does ah! the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? No Asians and no Natives. Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays. Well, thank you mame, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'.
Journalist: Who can defeat the Americans? They are so strong. Hassan Ibrahim: The Americans will defeat the Americans. I have ultimate faith in the American Constitution.
Monica: What about friends of your grandmother's? Wouldn't they have the recipe? Phoebe: Well, you know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, [trying to pronounce her name in French] Phoebe: Nestlé Toulouse. Monica: What was her name? Phoebe: [again trying to pronounce it in French] Nestlé Toulehouse. Monica: Nestle Toll House? Phoebe: Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.
Joshua Rushing: The night they showed the POWs and dead soldiers... it was powerful, because Americans won't show those kinds of images. It made me sick to my stomach. [the previous night Al Jazeera had shown the same images, "equally if not more horrifying", but they hadn't affecting Rushing as much. Now he compares his reaction to the two... ] Joshua Rushing: I just saw people on the other side, and those people in the Al Jazeera offices must have felt the way I was feeling that night, and it upset me on a profound level that I wasn't bothered as much the night before. It makes me hate war.
Detective James Carter: [after Det. Revi kisses him cheek to cheek] Hey man! You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie. Detective Revi: Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down the Triad. Chief Inspector Lee: [total disbelief] We? Detective James Carter: You didn't do shit! Chief Inspector Lee: My butt still hurts! Detective Revi: [winking at Lee] The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything! Detective James Carter: He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way... Chief Inspector Lee: And I'll go that way. [as they team punch Det. Revi]
Ernest Gordon: Lt. Jim Reardon, Merchant Marine, one of the few Americans in the area, attached himself to the Argyles during the Allied surrender. We called him "Yanker," because he was an American - and a bit of a wanker.
Agent Jennifer Marsh: Listen to this, I'm running the logs from that mirror we took down, he's blocking all the foreign IPs, only Americans can gain access to the site. Agent Griffin Dowd: Oh, how patriotic.
Grushinsky: Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan: You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives.
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