Mark Twain  - Quotes

 God created war so that Americans would learn geography. 

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Syriana  - Quotes

 Prince Nasir Al-Subaai:
Americans love to drill holes in other people's countries.
 

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Sarah Palin  - Quotes

 Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven't learned enough to dismiss common sense. 

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House of Sand and Fog  - Quotes

 Esmail:
Why did that man say we would be deported?
Behrani:
I do not know. But we are American citizens. We own this house. They can do nothing to us now.
Esmail:
I feel bad for that lady, Baba-jan.
Behrani:
The woman's house was taken from her because she did not pay her taxes. That happens when one is not responsible.
Esmail:
But...
Behrani:
Do you understand? Do not feel bad. Americans they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth. We are not like them. We know rich opportunities when we see them and do not throw away God's blessing.
 

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian  - Quotes

 General George Armstrong Custer:
I'm a failure.
Larry Daley:
No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer:
No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
 

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Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier. 

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John Updike  - Quotes

 Americans have been conditioned to respect newness, whatever it costs them.  

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M. Butterfly  - Quotes

 Ambassador Toulon:
You said the Americans would succeed in Vietnam. You were kidding, right?
 

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Bill Bryson  - Quotes

 When you grow up in middle America you are inculcated from the earliest age with the belief - no, the understanding - that America is the richest and most powerful nation on earth because God likes us best. It has the most perfect form of government, the most exciting sporting events, the tastiest food and amplest portions, the largest cars, the cheapest gasoline, the most abundant natural resources, the most productive farms, the most devastating nuclear arsenal and the friendliest, most decent and most patriotic folks on Earth. Countries just don't come any better. So why anyone would want to live anywhere else is practically incomprehensible. In a foreigner it is puzzling; in a native it is seditious. I used to feel this way myself. 

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Inglourious Basterds  - Quotes

 Bridget von Hammersmark:
I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Hassan Ibrahim:
These insensitive Americans roll over everyone to get their way, and what happens to soft-spoken people like me? We get pushed aside.
 

Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Mr. Chuck Noblet:
It's unthinkable, the atrocities that the Native Aamericans committed against the buffalo. No one is certain what exactly the Native Americans did to the poor creatures, but whatever it was, it caused the buffalo to become so depressed, that when the white men came, the buffalo committed suicide by jumping in front of the white men's muskets.
 

Quantum of Solace  - Quotes

 M:
The Americans are gonna be none too pleased.
James Bond:
I promised them Le Chiffre and they got him.
M:
They got his body.
James Bond:
Well, if they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.
 

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We Were Soldiers  - Quotes

 
[after Ouellette takes a NVA prisoner just after landing in Ia Drang, the prisoner talks in Vietnamese to Moore and the rest of the solders]
Mr. Nik:
[translating] He say he deserter.
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley:
Bullshit, he's a lookout.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
Ask him where his friends are. [Mr. Nik asks the prisoner in Vietnamese and the North Vietnamese lookout responds in Vietnamese]
Mr. Nik:
He say this is basecamp for whole division. 4,000 men.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
Where? [Mr. Nik firmly asks the prisoner in Vietnamese who responds by speaking Vietnamese and points to a nearby mountain]
Mr. Nik:
[still translating] That mountain. He say, same army that destroyed French. They want to kill Americans very badly... but they have not been able to find any yet.
 

Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.
Bill:
I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.
Boss Tweed:
Votes.
Bill:
Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.
 

Notorious C.H.O.  - Quotes

 Margaret:
It's time that African-Americans and Korean Americans put aside their difference and focus on what's really important: hating white people!
 

Bye Bye Love  - Quotes

 Dr. David Townsend:
Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Americans. They came right out with things. Hitchens family lore related the tale of how once, when I was but a toddler, my parents were passing with me through an airport and ran into some Yanks. 'Real cute kid,' said these big and brash people without troubling to make a formal introduction. They insisted on photographing me and, before breaking off to resume their American lives, pressed into my dimpled fist a signed dollar bill in token of my cuteness. This story was often told (I expect that Yvonne and the Commander had been to an airport together perhaps three times in their lives) and always with a note of condescension. That was Americans for you: wanting to be friendly all right, but so loud, and inclined to flash the cash. 

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The Civilization of Maxwell Bright  - Quotes

 Mai Ling:
Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages?
Temple:
Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
 

Grounded for Life  - Quotes

 Sean:
Hello, Rochelle? No, I do not want to give you my account number and I shall tell you why: because I have already keyed it in three times and given it to several different people including a Beth, a José, and someone who was really rude to me named Kevin. And I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we are SICK of having to call something in and key in the number and then being asked what the number was we keyed in before! All right? So why don't you get a piece of paper - have you heard of that? And a pen AND WRITE THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
 

Echelon Conspiracy  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Yuri Malanin:
They will try to build it again.
Russian General:
Of course, of course, that is what we are here for. At least this time they've learned that not everything Man creates is for his benefit.
Yuri Malanin:
It seems we were able to help the Americans make the right decision. At least for now.
Russian General:
Yes?
Yuri Malanin:
I want to believe so.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 One also, in our milieu, simply didn't meet enough Americans to form an opinion. And when one did 

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Jhumpa Lahiri  - Quotes

 But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of their hand-holding on the street and lying on top of each other on the Cambridge Common, prefer their privacy. 

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George Carlin  - Quotes

 I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. 

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Meter  - Quotes

 Charles:
September Eleventh should have changed everything... It didn't. Americans hung their flags, stopped buying their Louis Vattan bags and stopped eating fast food for what? A month? Should've been the wake-up call. Those planes crashing into those towers was no louder than that comfortable silent moment after you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock.
 

Body of Lies  - Quotes

 Hani:
You Americans are incapable of secrets because of your democracy
 

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The Distinguished Gentleman  - Quotes

 Thomas Jefferson Johnson:
Chairman Dodge, please! Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line! Actually Mame, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah! Does ah! the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? No Asians and no Natives. Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays. Well, thank you mame, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'.
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Journalist:
Who can defeat the Americans? They are so strong.
Hassan Ibrahim:
The Americans will defeat the Americans. I have ultimate faith in the American Constitution.
 

Friends  - Quotes

 Monica:
What about friends of your grandmother's? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe:
Well, you know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, [trying to pronounce her name in French]
Phoebe:
Nestlé Toulouse.
Monica:
What was her name?
Phoebe:
[again trying to pronounce it in French] Nestlé Toulehouse.
Monica:
Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe:
Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Joshua Rushing:
The night they showed the POWs and dead soldiers... it was powerful, because Americans won't show those kinds of images. It made me sick to my stomach. [the previous night Al Jazeera had shown the same images, "equally if not more horrifying", but they hadn't affecting Rushing as much. Now he compares his reaction to the two... ]
Joshua Rushing:
I just saw people on the other side, and those people in the Al Jazeera offices must have felt the way I was feeling that night, and it upset me on a profound level that I wasn't bothered as much the night before. It makes me hate war.
 

Rush Hour 3  - Quotes

 Detective James Carter:
[after Det. Revi kisses him cheek to cheek] Hey man! You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie.
Detective Revi:
Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down the Triad.
Chief Inspector Lee:
[total disbelief] We?
Detective James Carter:
You didn't do shit!
Chief Inspector Lee:
My butt still hurts!
Detective Revi:
[winking at Lee] The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything!
Detective James Carter:
He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way...
Chief Inspector Lee:
And I'll go that way. [as they team punch Det. Revi]
 

To End All Wars  - Quotes

 Ernest Gordon:
Lt. Jim Reardon, Merchant Marine, one of the few Americans in the area, attached himself to the Argyles during the Allied surrender. We called him "Yanker," because he was an American - and a bit of a wanker.
 

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Untraceable  - Quotes

 Agent Jennifer Marsh:
Listen to this, I'm running the logs from that mirror we took down, he's blocking all the foreign IPs, only Americans can gain access to the site.
Agent Griffin Dowd:
Oh, how patriotic.
 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing and animated conversation without giving a moment 

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Naomi Wolf  - Quotes

 It is their mores, then, that make the Americans of the United States...capable of maintaining the rule of democracy.... Too much importance is attached to laws and too little to mores.... I am convinced that the luckiest of geographical circumstances and the best of laws cannot maintain a constitution in spite of mores, whereas the latter can turn even the most unfavorable circumstances...to advantage.... If I have not succeeded in making the reader feel the importance I attach to the practical experience of the Americans, to their habits, laws, and, in a word, their mores, I have failed in the main object of my work. -Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in American 

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Henry A. Wallace  - Quotes

 It may be shocking to some people in this country to realize that, without meaning to do so, they hold views in common with Hitler when they preach discrimination against other religious, racial or economic groups. 

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Gore Vidal  - Quotes

 Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. 

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Herb Ritts  - Quotes

 Being an American is about having the right to be who you are. Sometimes that doesn't happen.  

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The Beautician and the Beast  - Quotes

 Grushinsky:
Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
 

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Henry Miller  - Quotes

 I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. 

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Black Hawk Down  - Quotes

 Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan:
You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives.
 

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Adam Gopnik  - Quotes

 American long for a closed society in which everything can be bought, where laborers are either hidden away or dressed up as nonhumans, so as not to be disconcerting. This place is called Disney World 

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Don DeLillo  - Quotes

 He speaks in your voice, American, and there's a shine in his eyes that's halfway hopeful. 

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Alexis de Tocqueville  - Quotes

 men who so uneasily tolerate superiors patiently suffer a master, and show themselves proud and servile at the same time. 

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Lindsey Kelk  - Quotes

 I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm 

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Saul Williams  - Quotes

 the greatest Americans

have not been born yet

they are waiting patiently

for the past to die
 

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Ray Bradbury  - Quotes

 Anything that's strange is no good to the average American. If it doesn't have Chicago plumbing, it's nonsense. 

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Jean Baudrillard  - Quotes

 Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth. 

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Don DeLillo  - Quotes

 We are not native. We have no generations of Americans behind us. We have roots elsewhere. We are looking in from the outside. To me, that seems to be perfectly natural. 

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Henry James  - Quotes

 It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them. 

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