Keith Olbermann  - Quotes

 I'm not a liberal, I'm an American. 

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Mark Twain  - Quotes

 God created war so that Americans would learn geography. 

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Syriana  - Quotes

 Prince Nasir Al-Subaai:
Americans love to drill holes in other people's countries.
 

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Sarah Palin  - Quotes

 Shoot, I must have lived such a doggoned sheltered life as a normal, independent American up there in the Last Frontier, schooled with only public education and a lowly state university degree, because obviously I haven't learned enough to dismiss common sense. 

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House of Sand and Fog  - Quotes

 Esmail:
Why did that man say we would be deported?
Behrani:
I do not know. But we are American citizens. We own this house. They can do nothing to us now.
Esmail:
I feel bad for that lady, Baba-jan.
Behrani:
The woman's house was taken from her because she did not pay her taxes. That happens when one is not responsible.
Esmail:
But...
Behrani:
Do you understand? Do not feel bad. Americans they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth. We are not like them. We know rich opportunities when we see them and do not throw away God's blessing.
 

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian  - Quotes

 General George Armstrong Custer:
I'm a failure.
Larry Daley:
No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer:
No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
 

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Kurt Vonnegut  - Quotes

 Americans... are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier. 

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John Updike  - Quotes

 Americans have been conditioned to respect newness, whatever it costs them.  

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M. Butterfly  - Quotes

 Ambassador Toulon:
You said the Americans would succeed in Vietnam. You were kidding, right?
 

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Craig Ferguson  - Quotes

 He will know from and early age that failure is not disgrace. It's just a pitch that you missed, and you'd better get ready for the next one. The next one might be the shot heard round the world. My son and I are Americans, we prepare for glory by failing until we don't. 

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Bill Bryson  - Quotes

 When you grow up in middle America you are inculcated from the earliest age with the belief - no, the understanding - that America is the richest and most powerful nation on earth because God likes us best. It has the most perfect form of government, the most exciting sporting events, the tastiest food and amplest portions, the largest cars, the cheapest gasoline, the most abundant natural resources, the most productive farms, the most devastating nuclear arsenal and the friendliest, most decent and most patriotic folks on Earth. Countries just don't come any better. So why anyone would want to live anywhere else is practically incomprehensible. In a foreigner it is puzzling; in a native it is seditious. I used to feel this way myself. 

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Inglourious Basterds  - Quotes

 Bridget von Hammersmark:
I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?
 

Kung Phooey!  - Quotes

 Waymon:
[about African American Roy Lee] His name's really Leroy but he thinks he's Chinese.
 

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Control Room  - Quotes

 Hassan Ibrahim:
These insensitive Americans roll over everyone to get their way, and what happens to soft-spoken people like me? We get pushed aside.
 

Strangers with Candy  - Quotes

 Mr. Chuck Noblet:
It's unthinkable, the atrocities that the Native Aamericans committed against the buffalo. No one is certain what exactly the Native Americans did to the poor creatures, but whatever it was, it caused the buffalo to become so depressed, that when the white men came, the buffalo committed suicide by jumping in front of the white men's muskets.
 

Quantum of Solace  - Quotes

 M:
The Americans are gonna be none too pleased.
James Bond:
I promised them Le Chiffre and they got him.
M:
They got his body.
James Bond:
Well, if they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.
 

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We Were Soldiers  - Quotes

 
[after Ouellette takes a NVA prisoner just after landing in Ia Drang, the prisoner talks in Vietnamese to Moore and the rest of the solders]
Mr. Nik:
[translating] He say he deserter.
Sergeant Major Basil Plumley:
Bullshit, he's a lookout.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
Ask him where his friends are. [Mr. Nik asks the prisoner in Vietnamese and the North Vietnamese lookout responds in Vietnamese]
Mr. Nik:
He say this is basecamp for whole division. 4,000 men.
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore:
Where? [Mr. Nik firmly asks the prisoner in Vietnamese who responds by speaking Vietnamese and points to a nearby mountain]
Mr. Nik:
[still translating] That mountain. He say, same army that destroyed French. They want to kill Americans very badly... but they have not been able to find any yet.
 

Oscar Wilde  - Quotes

 What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.



American novels, answered Lord Henry.
 

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The Frighteners  - Quotes

 Frank Bannister:
[as he's leaving his basement via the stairs] Start pulling your weight, guys or you're going back to the cemetery.
Cyrus:
Yeah, well you can pull this, Frank. [grabs crotch]
Cyrus:
I'm 'bout to go like Jesse on you're ass. I'm goin' to find me some other black ghosts and then organize a march. The African American Apparition Coalition. The A-double AC [shouting]
Cyrus:
And I'm gonna tell you something, Frank. It ain't nuthin worse than a bunch of pissed off brothers that's already dead.
 

Gangs of New York  - Quotes

 Boss Tweed:
That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.
Bill:
I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a nigger does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.
Boss Tweed:
Votes.
Bill:
Votes, you say? They vote how the archbishop tells them, and who tells the archbishop? Their king in the pointy hat what sits on his throne in Rome.
 

Edge of America  - Quotes

 Annie Shorty:
Most of us have never met an African American before.
Kenny Williams:
Well I've never met a Native American before.
Annie Shorty:
Indian.
Kenny Williams:
Black.
 

Quentin Tarantino  - Quotes

 I'm an American, our names don't mean shit. 

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Notorious C.H.O.  - Quotes

 Margaret:
It's time that African-Americans and Korean Americans put aside their difference and focus on what's really important: hating white people!
 

Bye Bye Love  - Quotes

 Dr. David Townsend:
Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 Americans. They came right out with things. Hitchens family lore related the tale of how once, when I was but a toddler, my parents were passing with me through an airport and ran into some Yanks. 'Real cute kid,' said these big and brash people without troubling to make a formal introduction. They insisted on photographing me and, before breaking off to resume their American lives, pressed into my dimpled fist a signed dollar bill in token of my cuteness. This story was often told (I expect that Yvonne and the Commander had been to an airport together perhaps three times in their lives) and always with a note of condescension. That was Americans for you: wanting to be friendly all right, but so loud, and inclined to flash the cash. 

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The Civilization of Maxwell Bright  - Quotes

 Mai Ling:
Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages?
Temple:
Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
 

Grounded for Life  - Quotes

 Sean:
Hello, Rochelle? No, I do not want to give you my account number and I shall tell you why: because I have already keyed it in three times and given it to several different people including a Beth, a José, and someone who was really rude to me named Kevin. And I think I speak for all Americans when I say that we are SICK of having to call something in and key in the number and then being asked what the number was we keyed in before! All right? So why don't you get a piece of paper - have you heard of that? And a pen AND WRITE THE DAMN NUMBERS DOWN!
 

Echelon Conspiracy  - Quotes

 
[last lines]
Yuri Malanin:
They will try to build it again.
Russian General:
Of course, of course, that is what we are here for. At least this time they've learned that not everything Man creates is for his benefit.
Yuri Malanin:
It seems we were able to help the Americans make the right decision. At least for now.
Russian General:
Yes?
Yuri Malanin:
I want to believe so.
 

Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 One also, in our milieu, simply didn't meet enough Americans to form an opinion. And when one did 

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Jhumpa Lahiri  - Quotes

 But she has gathered that Americans, in spite of their public declarations of affection, in spite of their miniskirts and bikinis, in spite of their hand-holding on the street and lying on top of each other on the Cambridge Common, prefer their privacy. 

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George Carlin  - Quotes

 I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely ignore. 

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Chasing Amy  - Quotes

 Hooper:
For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced - usually by *white* artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hatin' Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun. He's a strong role model that a young black reader can look up to. 'Cause I'm here to tell you, the chickens is coming home to roost, y'all. The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
Holden:
Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon, what's the matter with you?
Hooper:
Who said that?
Holden:
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.
Hooper:
Fuck Lando Calrissian! Uncle Tom nigger!
 

Meter  - Quotes

 Charles:
September Eleventh should have changed everything... It didn't. Americans hung their flags, stopped buying their Louis Vattan bags and stopped eating fast food for what? A month? Should've been the wake-up call. Those planes crashing into those towers was no louder than that comfortable silent moment after you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock.
 

Comic Book: The Movie  - Quotes

 Devin T. Quin:
I'm going to explain to you, in five words or less, what the American dream is all about: Buy my comic book, please!
 

Body of Lies  - Quotes

 Hani:
You Americans are incapable of secrets because of your democracy
 

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The Distinguished Gentleman  - Quotes

 Thomas Jefferson Johnson:
Chairman Dodge, please! Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line! Actually Mame, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah! Does ah! the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? No Asians and no Natives. Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays. Well, thank you mame, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'.
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Journalist:
Who can defeat the Americans? They are so strong.
Hassan Ibrahim:
The Americans will defeat the Americans. I have ultimate faith in the American Constitution.
 

Friends  - Quotes

 Monica:
What about friends of your grandmother's? Wouldn't they have the recipe?
Phoebe:
Well, you know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, [trying to pronounce her name in French]
Phoebe:
Nestlé Toulouse.
Monica:
What was her name?
Phoebe:
[again trying to pronounce it in French] Nestlé Toulehouse.
Monica:
Nestle Toll House?
Phoebe:
Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.
 

Fahrenheit 9/11  - Quotes

 Young African American male in Michigan:
And I was watchin' TV one day, 'and they're showin' like some of the buildings and areas that had been hit by bombs and things like that, and while I watchin' I got to thinkin' like', "There's parts of Flint that look like that, and we ain't been in a war."
 

Control Room  - Quotes

 Joshua Rushing:
The night they showed the POWs and dead soldiers... it was powerful, because Americans won't show those kinds of images. It made me sick to my stomach. [the previous night Al Jazeera had shown the same images, "equally if not more horrifying", but they hadn't affecting Rushing as much. Now he compares his reaction to the two... ]
Joshua Rushing:
I just saw people on the other side, and those people in the Al Jazeera offices must have felt the way I was feeling that night, and it upset me on a profound level that I wasn't bothered as much the night before. It makes me hate war.
 

Rush Hour 3  - Quotes

 Detective James Carter:
[after Det. Revi kisses him cheek to cheek] Hey man! You touch me again, you gonna owe me dinner and movie.
Detective Revi:
Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down the Triad.
Chief Inspector Lee:
[total disbelief] We?
Detective James Carter:
You didn't do shit!
Chief Inspector Lee:
My butt still hurts!
Detective Revi:
[winking at Lee] The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything!
Detective James Carter:
He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way...
Chief Inspector Lee:
And I'll go that way. [as they team punch Det. Revi]
 

To End All Wars  - Quotes

 Ernest Gordon:
Lt. Jim Reardon, Merchant Marine, one of the few Americans in the area, attached himself to the Argyles during the Allied surrender. We called him "Yanker," because he was an American - and a bit of a wanker.
 

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Untraceable  - Quotes

 Agent Jennifer Marsh:
Listen to this, I'm running the logs from that mirror we took down, he's blocking all the foreign IPs, only Americans can gain access to the site.
Agent Griffin Dowd:
Oh, how patriotic.
 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing and animated conversation without giving a moment 

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Naomi Wolf  - Quotes

 It is their mores, then, that make the Americans of the United States...capable of maintaining the rule of democracy.... Too much importance is attached to laws and too little to mores.... I am convinced that the luckiest of geographical circumstances and the best of laws cannot maintain a constitution in spite of mores, whereas the latter can turn even the most unfavorable circumstances...to advantage.... If I have not succeeded in making the reader feel the importance I attach to the practical experience of the Americans, to their habits, laws, and, in a word, their mores, I have failed in the main object of my work. -Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in American 

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Henry A. Wallace  - Quotes

 It may be shocking to some people in this country to realize that, without meaning to do so, they hold views in common with Hitler when they preach discrimination against other religious, racial or economic groups. 

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Chuck Palahniuk  - Quotes

 The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here. 

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Gore Vidal  - Quotes

 Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. 

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Herb Ritts  - Quotes

 Being an American is about having the right to be who you are. Sometimes that doesn't happen.  

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Boris Johnson  - Quotes

 In the words of Mr Thierry Coup of Warner Bros: 'We are taking the most iconic and powerful moments of the stories and putting them in an immersive environment. It is taking the theme park experience to a new level.' And of course I wish Thierry and his colleagues every possible luck, and I am sure it will be wonderful. But I cannot conceal my feelings; and the more I think of those millions of beaming kids waving their wands and scampering the Styrofoam turrets of Hogwartse_STmk, and the more I think of those millions of poor put-upon parents who must now pay to fly to Orlando and pay to buy wizard hats and wizard cloaks and wizard burgers washed down with wizard meade_STmk, the more I grind my teeth in jealous irritation.



Because the fact is that Harry Potter is not American. He is British. Where is Diagon Alley, where they buy wands and stuff? It is in London, and if you want to get into the Ministry of Magic you disappear down a London telephone box. The train for Hogwarts goes from King's Cross, not Grand Central Station, and what is Harry Potter all about? It is about the ritual and intrigue and dorm-feast excitement of a British boarding school of a kind that you just don't find in America. Hogwarts is a place where children occasionally get cross with each other
 

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Blackie Lawless  - Quotes

 I care dearly for this country [USA]. I do love this country. I spend enough time overseas to realize that as bad as it is it's still probably about the best thing going. What kills me though is when I know it can be better. 

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The Beautician and the Beast  - Quotes

 Grushinsky:
Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.
 

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George Bernard Shaw  - Quotes

 I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot. 

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Henry Miller  - Quotes

 I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. 

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Thornton Wilder  - Quotes

 An American is insubmissive, lonely, self-educated, and polite. 

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Bret Easton Ellis  - Quotes

 I have to return some videotapes 

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Cormac McCarthy  - Quotes

 When you've nothing else construct ceremonies out of the air and breathe upon them. 

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Christopher Hitchens  - Quotes

 acked or criticized in any nasty or stupid manner by anybody else. It's family, in other words, and friends are family to me. I feel rather the same way about being an American, and also about being of partly Jewish descent. To be any one of these things is to be no better than anyone else, but no worse. When confronted by certain enemies, it is increasingly the 'most definitely no worse' half of this unspoken agreement on which I tend to lay the emphasis. (As with Camus 

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Black Hawk Down  - Quotes

 Abdullah 'Firimbi' Hassan:
You Americans don't smoke anymore. You live long, dull and uninteresting lives.
 

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William Faulkner  - Quotes

 The American really loves nothing but his automobile: not his wife his child nor his country nor even his bank-account first (in fact he doesn't really love that bank-account nearly as much as foreigners like to think because he will spend almost any or all of it for almost anything provided it is valueless enough) but his motor-car. Because the automobile has become our national sex symbol. We cannot really enjoy anything unless we can go up an alley for it. Yet our whole background and raising and training forbids the sub rosa and surreptitious. So we have to divorce our wife today in order to remove from our mistress the odium of mistress in order to divorce our wife tomorrow in order to remove from our mistress and so on. As a result of which the American woman has become cold and and undersexed; she has projected her libido on to the automobile not only because its glitter and gadgets and mobility pander to her vanity and incapacity (because of the dress decreed upon her by the national retailers association) to walk but because it will not maul her and tousle her, get her all sweaty and disarranged. So in order to capture and master anything at all of her anymore the American man has got to make that car his own. Which is why let him live in a rented rathole though he must he will not only own one but renew it each year in pristine virginity, lending it to no one, letting no other hand ever know the last secret forever chaste forever wanton intimacy of its pedals and levers, having nowhere to go in it himself and even if he did he would not go where scratch or blemish might deface it, spending all Sunday morning washing and polishing and waxing it because in doing that he is caressing the body of the woman who has long since now denied him her bed. 

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