Orson Scott Card  - Quotes

 The piggies were not to be disturbed- 

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Tim Burton  - Quotes

 We all know interspecies romance is weird. 

Tags: aliens   animals   biology   genetics   interspecies   love   romance   scifi   weird   weirdness     
Ellen DeGeneres  - Quotes

 The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble. 

Tags: aliens   earth   humanity   universe     


Adam Rex  - Quotes

 I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry!' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably some human's fault.'

I AM PRINCIPAL ANGER COORDINATOR ASSOCIATE-OF-THE-MONTH GORG FOUR-GORG! HUMANS WILL GIVE ME BAD INFORMATION AT THEIR PERIL!'

He didn't look like a principal. He looked like something Hercules ought to be wrestling on the side of a vase.
 

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Adam Rex  - Quotes

 Captain Smek himself appeared on television for an official speech to humankind.

[...] 'Noble Savages of Earth,' he said. 'Long time we have tried to live together in peace.' (It had been five months.) 'Long time have the Boov suffered under the hostileness and intolerableness of you people. With sad hearts I now concede that Boov and humans will never to exist as one.'

I remember being really excited at this point. Could I possibly be hearing right? Were the Boov about to leave? I was so stupid.

'And so now I generously grant you Human Preserves - gifts of land that will be for humans forever, never to be taken away again, now.'

[...] So that's when we Americans were given Florida. One state for three hundred million people. There were going to be some serious lines for the bathrooms.
 

Tags: aliens   humor   invasion   irony   parody   reservations     
Philip K. Dick  - Quotes

 Well, I hate to admit it, but it is possible that there is (one) such a thing as telepathy and (two) that the CETI project's idea that we might communicate with extraterrestrial beings via telepathy is possibly a reasonable idea--if telepathy exists and if ETIs exist. Otherwise we are trying to communicate with someone who doesn't exist with a system which doesn't work. 

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Adam Rex  - Quotes

 We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'

'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
 

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Rowena Cherry  - Quotes

 What in the blue star-blazes did you see in Jason? 

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P.D. James  - Quotes

 It is surely unreasonable to credit that only one small star in the immensity of the universe is capable of developing and supporting intelligent life. But we shall not get to them and they will not come to us. 

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Janet Evanovich  - Quotes

 You gonna take the case? 

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