Nino Brown: I'm not guilty. *You're* the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Columbian drug lords, all you who lobby against making drugs legal. Just like you did with alcohol during the prohibition. You're the one who's guilty. I mean, c'mon, let's kick the ballistics here: Ain't no Uzi's made in Harlem. Not one of us in here owns a poppy field. This thing is bigger than Nino Brown. This is big business. This is the American way.
Patrick Bateman: I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Hancock: [reading prepared text] I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.
Helen Sharp: After the autopsy there will be only slight traces of Narconal left in her body. It will be viewed as just another - drunk - driver. [In Coroner's lab. Madeline's charred torso and arm is visible with a fused beer bottle in her hand] Coroner: [Picks up hand with bottle] Blood alcohol level- 3.0... She had it coming. [Drops hand, bottle brakes] Helen Sharp: Case closed, Madeline's dead, and we're free!
Columbus: You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.
Jack Houriskey: God made alcohol as a social lubricant. To make men brave, and to make women loose.
Bill Clinton: In recognition of your great service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Butt-head: Whoa. Alcohol and tobacco? Beavis: Yeah. And firearms! Yeah. Bill Clinton: Cool, huh? Butt-head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. We're in the bureau of beer and fire and cigarettes. And maybe some chicks, too.
Trip: Thought you'd be lookin' for transportation outta town by now. Q: Trip, man. You gotta tell me what's goin' on. Trip: You done slid down a razor blade and landed in an alcohol river. Word is you killed Raheem. And Quillis. And Radames. Q: That's bullshit, man! You know me better than that! Trip: I don't know that. Q: C'mon, Trip, you known me since I was a kid. Trip: I known a lotta killers since they was kids.
Fogell: [as Seth comes out of the liquor store] Where did you hide the alcohol Danny Ocean, up your butt?
Johnny Trinno: [speaking in an announcer-type voice] Now coming to bat is Artie DeVanzo. Last season was a fine one for DeVanzo, we all know that. He batted 420 with 45 RBIs. He enters today's game with a Blood Alcohol Content of .16. If you kids scoring at home, that is an impressive *twice* the legal limit.
Borneo Officer: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. Yuri Orlov: Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.
Elizabeth Masterson: Oh my, this is more serious than I thought David Abbott: Go away, you don't exist! Elizabeth Masterson: I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer honestly. Has your recent alcohol intake increased? David Abbott: Yeah. So? Elizabeth Masterson: So are you hearing voices or seeing things that aren't quite real? David Abbott: As a matter of fact, yeah Elizabeth Masterson: Well then, have you recently sought consult from a mental health care professional? David Abbott: What? How did you know that? Stay away from me! Elizabeth Masterson: Do you often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you? David Abbott: Why are you asking so many questions? Elizabeth Masterson: I'll take that as a yes. Listen to me. You have fantasised, quite convincingly that you have rented an apartment that in fact belongs to somebody else. Elizabeth Masterson: [Extra dialogue] I think you may need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill. Elizabeth Masterson: Really?
Danny Snyder: I can't do this now. You gotta know that. It's been a long time for me. I mean -ah- you need somebody younger, ya know, somebody like I used to be. King Benny: younger is not better. Doesn't have experience, doesn't know his way around the courthouse. Danny Snyder: Hey, I'm lucky I can find the courthouse. I had only four cases last year-you know how many I won? None, that's how many, none. In two of them, uh, I, a, I think the jury blamed me personnally. King Benny: They must have been innocent. It is tough to get an innocent man off a rap. Danny Snyder: I wasn't even planning on going to court with this one. I was just gonna plea it down the best I could and walk away. I wasn't, I wasn't planning on taking this to trial. King Benny: Well your plans have been changed. Danny Snyder: Well I'm afraid I'll make a mistake and... say the wrong thing and, ya know, uh, uh, make a wrong turn somewhere. You don't want to take that risk. King Benny: Life is a risk. Danny Snyder: I'm sorry? King Benny: Life is risk. Danny Snyder: Life is a risk. King Benny: Um-huh. Danny Snyder: A-huh.I haven't been in here before. What do you need me to do? King Benny: Listen. You're going to be given the answers and the questions. All you have to do is read. You can read can't you? Danny Snyder: It's, it's, is it in English? King Benny: Just don't drift, don't drink, and don't lose. Danny Snyder: What if I do lose? King Benny: Then you'll go down for the dirt nap. Danny Snyder: Never heard that expression before... dirt nap. I'm not cut out for this anymore. I mean a guys gets hit by a bus, ya know, and sues. I like that. Some lady slips in a supermarket, I'm with her, a guy... King Benny: The discussion's over. Danny Snyder: I'm an alcoholic. This is a murder case. This isn't for me. King Benny: It was once. Before you let the drink lead. Be sober by tomorrow and don't look so worried, Snyder. You have nothing to lose, just like the rest of us. Danny Snyder: I don't want to be a burden to you, but, I do, you know, aside, or along with my alcohol problem, I have a slight drug problem, I mean nothing big, just... King Benny: Go away.
Gavin: Bob, you're not seriously going to pack in 72 bottles of beer. Bob: What, not enough? Don't worry, I brought hard stuff, too. And if all fails, there's rubbing alcohol in the first aid kit.
Robbie: All right, remember - alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!
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