Amy Sedaris  - Quotes

 Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. 

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Roman Payne  - Quotes

 Women writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep ardent typing fingers still. 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 Was it necessary to tell me that you wanted nothing in the world but me?'



The corners of his mouth drooped peevishly.



Oh, my dear, it's rather hard to take quite literally the things a man says when he's in love with you.'



Didn't you mean them?'



At the moment.
 

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William Trevor  - Quotes

 He should in humility have asked her why it was that he was naturally a cuckold, why two women of different temperaments and characters had been inspired to have lovers at his expense. He should be telling her, with the warmth of her body warming his, that his second wife had confessed to greater sexual pleasure when she remembered that she was deceiving him. 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 How can I be reasonable? To me our love was everything and you were my whole life. It is not very pleasant to realize that to you it was only an episode. 

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Jonathan Safran Foer  - Quotes

 He spent the next weeks blocking scenes of the bureaucrat fucking his wife. On the floor with cooking ingredients. Standing, with socks still on. In the grass of the yard of their new and immense house. He imagined her making noises she never made for him and feeling pleasures he could never provide because the bureaucrat was a man, and he was not a man. Does she suck his penis? he wondered. I know this is a silly thought, a thought that will only bring me pain, but I can't free myself of it. And when she sucks his penis, because she must, what is he doing? Is he pulling her hair back to watch? Is he touching her chest? Is he thinking of someone else? I'll kill him if he is. 

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Graham Greene  - Quotes

 His question reminded me of how easy he had been to deceive, so easy that he seemed to me almost a conniver at his wife's unfaithfulness, as the man who leaves loose banknotes in a hotel bedroom connives at theft, and I hated him for the very quality which had once helped my love. 

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Rodney Dangerfield  - Quotes

 I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. 

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Graham Greene  - Quotes

 Death never mattered at those times - in the early days I even used to pray for it: the shattering annihilation that would prevent for ever the getting up, the putting on of clothes, the wathchign her torch trail across to the opposite side of the common like the tail-light of a low car driving away. 

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W. Somerset Maugham  - Quotes

 She says it's really not very flattering to her that the women who fall in love with her husband are so uncommonly second-rate. 

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