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Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
[Holding 3 guards at gun point, singing] Hello. Sweet Chariot, come to carry me home.
Cameron Poe:
What's going on here?
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
I just want to offer to the pigs.
Cameron Poe:
You can't.
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
Why not?
Cameron Poe:
Well, they're hostages, we need them.
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
[Points the gun at Poe] Why the fuck to you care?
Cameron Poe:
C'mon now. I can think of anything [Kicks the first guard]
Cameron Poe:
better, than putting a [Kicks the second guard]
Cameron Poe:
bullett, into the head of one of these [Kicks the third guard]
Cameron Poe:
fuckers. But you have to ask yourselfthis question. How well you know this Cindino? I don't know him that well myself. He has blown up his own yacht with 3 of his brothers on board. Now why would he eliminate his comerades after they have served their purpose, now think about that.
Cyrus Grissom:
[Coming in] What exactly are we discussing here?
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
Poe does not want me to offfer the pigs.
Cyrus Grissom:
[to Poe] Well, we can't actually stop Diamond Dog from doing this as this is own verision of penal lore. All I want to know how you care at all?
Cameron Poe:
Hey, Cyrus. It's your barbecue man, and it tastes good. I was just telling Mr. [Points to Diamond Dog]
Cameron Poe:
"Dog" here that if it was "my" barbecue, I would wait for that ol' jumbo jet in the sky bafore I start killing off the only leverage.
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
Shut the fuck up.
Cameron Poe:
You want to get high and get laid, shit.
Nathan 'Diamond Dog' Jones:
[Picks up a guard] Oh, fuck this.
Cyrus Grissom:
[Seeing Diamond Dog about to kill the guard] Put the gun down, Nathan. Poe's right. We're going to plan B. Wew're going to get a tractor and a fuel truck, get everybody here and we're going to dig the plane out. [Poe winks at Diamond Dog]

Catherine:
Oh good, there's a tractor so there must be a farm up ahead.
Robert:
How do you know? The farm could have burnt down and all that's left is the tractor
Catherine:
You're a glass half empty kind of fellow, aren't you?
Robert:
No, I just live in the real world where people don't drive Jaguars in the snow.

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George Carlin:
Human beings will do anything, anything. I am convinced. That's why when all those beheadings started in Iraq, it didn't bother me. A lot of people here were horrified, "Whaaaa, beheadings! Beheadings!" What, are you fucking surprised? Just one more form of extreme human behavior. Besides, who cares about some mercenary civilian contractor from Oklahoma who gets his head cut off? Fuck 'em. Hey Jack, you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma. They ain't cuttin' off heads in Oklahoma, far as I know. But I do know this: you strap on a gun and go struttin' around some other man's country, you'd better be ready for some action, Jack. People are touchy about that sort of thing. And let me ask you this... this is a moral question, not rhetorical, I'm looking for the answer: what is the moral difference between cuttin' off one guy's head, or two, or three, or five, or ten - and dropping a big bomb on a hospital and killing a whole bunch of sick kids? Has anybody in authority given you an explanation of the difference? Now, in case you're wondering why I have a certain interest, or fascination let's call it, with torture and beheadings and all of those things I have mentioned, is because each of these items reminds me in life over and over again what beasts we human beings really are. When you get right down to it, human beings are nothing more than ordinary jungle beasts. Savages. No different from the Cro Magnon people who lived twenty five thousand years ago. No different. Our DNA hasn't changed substantially in a hundred thousand years. We're still operating out of the lower brain. The reptilian brain. Fight or flight. Kill or be killed. We like to think we've evolved and advanced because we can build a computer, fly an airplane, travel underwater, we can write a sonnet, paint a painting, compose an opera. But you know something? We're barely out of the jungle on this planet. Barely out of the fucking jungle. What we are, is semi-civilized beasts, with baseball caps and automatic weapons.

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Dr. Weir:
What was made public about the Event Horizon - that she was a deep space research vessel, that her reactor went critical, and that the ship blew up - none of that is true. The Event Horizon is the culmination of a secret government project to create a spacecraft capable of faster-than-light flight.
Smith:
Uhm, excuse me. See, you can't actually do that.

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Sir Alexander Dane:
I played Richard III.
Fred Kwan:
Five curtain calls...
Sir Alexander Dane:
There were five curtain calls. I was an actor once, damn it. Now look at me. Look at me! I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time.

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Debbie DuPree:
So... it must be fascinating to be a big Hollywood movie star.
Beck Bristow:
You know what's fascinating? Hot, nasty sex with Hollywood actor Beck Bristow.
Debbie DuPree:
[seductively] Are you... propositioning me?
Beck Bristow:
No. Merely stating a fact.

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Bullworth:
What is it exactly you're concerned about, Murphy?
Dennis Murphy:
I'm concerned that you stood up in front of three hundred people in a black church and told them that they were not a factor and never would be as long as we remain in the pocket of the insurance lobby! I'm concerned that you went to a fundraiser in Beverly Hills and told various leaders of the entertainment industry that they make a lousy product, and since many of them also happen to be Jewish, you decided the PRUDENT thing to do would be to MOCK their Jewish paranoia! I'm concerned that we are in an after-hours club in Compton on the eve of the most important event of the campaign swing, where God knows how much illegal activity is taking place and YOU are SMOKING MARIJUANA! Now, Senator - I work for you. You call the shots. But I will be able to do my job so much better if you will just simply tell me... what is this new strategy? Just tell me a little bit! [Bulworth exhales smoke into Murphy's face]
Bullworth:
Have a drink, Murphy. Live your life.

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Art Weissman:
[to George Reeves] An actor can't always act - sometimes he has to *work*.

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Kay:
Set for pulsar level five, subsonic implosion factor two.
Jay:
What?
Kay:
Just shoot the damn thing on the count of three.

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Art Chantry:
The Northwest is where flying saucers - where the term "flying saucers" was coined. The Northwest is where Louie Louie's from. The Northwest is where - is the serial killer capital of the world. We have more unsolved serial killings here than any other place in the United States. I mean, the Manson Family used to vacation up this way. This place is weird - a lot of occult stuff. All this stuff is a factor in what happened in the music.

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Clarence Worley:
It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Well, enough about the King, how 'bout... how 'bout you?
Lucy:
How 'bout me what?
Clarence Worley:
How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?
Lucy:
What are we gonna see?
Clarence Worley:
A Sonny Chiba triple feature. The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter, and Sister Streetfighter.
Lucy:
Who's Sonny Chiba?
Clarence Worley:
Who is Sonny Chiba? He is... he is bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies today.
Lucy:
You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Worley:
Three kung fu movies.

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Tobias Fünke:
Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor?
Carl Weathers:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke:
Yes, that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1, 100.
Carl Weathers:
Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going.
Tobias Fünke:
[pause] I think I'd like my money back.

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[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show]
Jason Nesmith:
Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors.
Sarris:
He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child.
Jason Nesmith:
We, uh, we pretended. [On Malthesar's blank look]
Jason Nesmith:
We lied.

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Spenser:
So the killing might be connected to the play, so I need someone to... tell me what the play was about.
Lou Montana:
Ahem. Lou Montana. I directed. And, uh, your question is absurd.
Spenser:
No; an actor getting shot on stage wearing tights while singing "Land of Love" is absurd.
Lou Montana:
Ah. And what was your response to the play?
Spenser:
I found it a pretentious mishmash about appearance and reality.
Lou Montana:
Well, art isn't "about" [makes air quotes]
Lou Montana:
anything. It *is* movement and speech in space and time.
Spenser:
Thank you!
Lou Montana:
I didn't expect you'd understand.
Spenser:
Me either.

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Clifford Wooley:
I had a... hankerin' to be an actor when I was a young feller when I got out of the Coast Guard, but I... I went to taxidermy school instead... well, I took a correspondence course.

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Ryan Evans:
[to Troy and Gabriella after their rehearsal] Pity the actor that has to follow you.
Kelsi Nielsen:
I believe that actor is *you*, Mr. Choreographer.
Ryan Evans:
[Everyone chuckles] Oh really?

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[last title cards]
Title Card:
ELOISE GAZDAG
Title Card:
After the fallout from THE GAME OF DEATH debacle, Eloise opened up her own boutique agency. The first client she signed was REMI NGUYEN.
Title Card:
As she predicted, he went on to have a Gene Hackman-like career, eventually winning the best supporting actor award for his much touted work in THE GHOST OF SAN SIMEON.

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[on filming an actor without his giving permission to be filmed]
Robert K. Bowfinger:
Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?

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Wade:
The law is the law and she has done nothing wrong.
Jake:
I supposed shoplifting steaks from Winn Dixie's okay?
Melanie Carmichael:
Oh, Oh! I took 'em back and you know it!
Jake:
What about that incident of vandalism in the stockyard... totally her!
Melanie Carmichael:
Like I could tip a cow... by myself!
Jake:
Wade, isn't there some outstanding for whoever drove your mama's tractor into the fishing pond?
Melanie Carmichael:
[horrified realizing what he meant] OH!

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Louie Kritski:
I've called every heating contractor in the city. They're all booked solid. It's winter! What do you want me to do? Go out and kidnap one and drag him back here?
Leotha:
Yeah.
Louie Kritski:
I won't! If I can tough it out, so can you people.
Ron Nessim:
How are we supposed to keep warm in the mean time?
Louie Kritski:
Burn one of your kids. What do I care? [slams the door]
Louie Kritski:
Damn! Boy, Big Lou was right about those shitheads. If they wanna keep warm, why don't they dance. Ha ha.

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Rose Schwartz:
The guy was killed in an auto accident! I looked it up! He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, to visit his brother who's an ex-con named Frances, when a tractor trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that mean, it means he doesn't have a head. How am I suppose to write for a guy who doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal cords. What do you want me to do?

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Corey Taft:
In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

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Bruce Baxter:
I'm just an actor with a gun who's lost his motivation.

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Pierre Le Pieu:
I may be twice your age, child, but I'm well endowed. [Danielle turns away to another basket]
Pierre Le Pieu:
As evidenced by my estate, I've always had a soft spot for the less fortunate. You need a wealthy benefactor - and I need a young lady with spirit.
Danielle:
[looks up and smiles] Prunes?

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Sutler:
[actor on Deitrich's show] Ah! Warm milk, there's nothing better.
Gordon Deitrich:
I understand you enjoy a glass every night, chancellor.
Sutler:
[the real chancellor watches, holding a glass of milk] Since I was a boy.

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Ned Kynaston:
A part doesn't belong to an actor; an actor belongs to a part.

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Jamie Buchman:
Oh my god, don't ever die. 'Give me my Romeo, and when he shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars, and make the face of heaven so fine that all the world would be in love with night.' Did I ever tell you I played Juliet in the fifth grade? I did. Opposite Steven Palumbo's Romeo. Oy. What an actor he was. He started crying during my monologue when he was supposed to be dead, because he said I was leaning on his arm. Oh my god, don't ever die. I have so much more to tell you, and I'm not interested in telling it to anyone else. And I'm not saying I'd be helpless. I mean, I'm bright and fairly good with money. I mean, I guess I'm cute, right? You would say, 'What, are you kidding me? You, my little friend, are a perfect example of beautiful.' And so I am. ' Cause I am nothing more or less than what I see in your eyes when you look at me. Do you know how long I waited for you? My mother used to say I was too picky, or afraid of commitment, and that's why I was still unmarried by the age of almost 30. But the truth is, I was just looking for you. Do you know how close I came to being a narrow, cold, mistrustful woman? But you have given me a life so big and full and good... and fun! I don't even know what we do, really, besides clean up and complain and wish we were sleeping, but with you, somehow... fun. And I'll tell you a secret. When we got married, I couldn't imagine still wanting to be with anyone all this time later. But I do. It's a miracle to me. You are a miracle. You've made me happy. Which is something I never, ever thought I'd be.

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Actor from film #1:
[Has a gun to his head] I'll see you in hell!
Actor from film #2:
Save me a place in the shade! [Fires]

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[Screen Text]:
In 1961, and experiment was conducted by Dr. Stanly Milgram a psychologist at Yale University. [Fade]
[Screen Text]:
Participants responded to a newspaper advertisement. [Fade]
[Screen Text]:
The purpose of their 'obedience study" was to observe an individual's willingness to inflict pain when ordered to do so. [Fade]
[Screen Text]:
The participants did not know that the "victim" was an actor and that the shocks were not real. [Fade]
Research Subject #2:
...who's going to take responsibility if anything happens to him?
Researcher:
I'm going to take responsibility. Please continue.
Victim:
[screams off camera]
[Screen Text]:
All of the subjects administered shocks. The majority did so at the maximum level: 450 volts.

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Larry:
I tried to be an actor when I was young. I wasn't a good actor, but now after seeing you at least I can die knowing I wasn't the worst one.
The Postman:
How much did you pay to get in, Larry? So bite me!

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Jason Nesmith:
It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.

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[White approaches Loew in the bathroom, after he refused to answer Exley's questions]
Ellis Loew:
Unless you came in here to wipe my ass, I believe we're through. [White looks at him, silently]
Ellis Loew:
Come on, don't try this "Good Cop-Bad Cop" crap on me. I practically invented it. So what if some homo actor is dead? Boys, girls, ten of them step off the bus to L.A. every day. [White proceeds to smash Loew's head into the mirror and then sticking it into the toilet]
Ellis Loew:
Pull him off me, Exley!
Ed Exley:
I don't know how.
Bud White:
Now, I know you think you're the A-number one hotshot. Well, here's the juice: if I take you out, there'll be ten more lawyers to take your place tomorrow. They just won't come on the bus, that's all! [White drags Loew into his office and dangles him out of the window by his legs until he confesses]
Ed Exley:
Was that how you used to run the "Good Cop-Bad Cop?"

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Gob:
Hey, guy. They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.
Spanish actor:
Como?
Gob:
Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.

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[Sullivan is teaching his son how to drive]
Michael Sullivan:
Look out for the tractor, Mike. Michael... look out for the tractor. You're coming up now. Watch out for the tractor. Watch out for the tractor! Watch out for the tractor! [Sullivan, Jr. swerves to avoid the tractor in the nick of time]
Michael Sullivan, Jr.:
We made it!
Michael Sullivan:
[sarcastically] Oh, yeah, yeah. We made it.

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Nurse Packer:
[reading from a note left by Doc Hogue] "When to call me, you've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, separated from an appendage, knocked or beaten unconscious, run over by a tractor mower, or generally about to bleed to death. Otherwise, leave me alone"

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Ray Pinker:
Stomach of the week. Unemployed actor had frankfurter, french fries, alcohol, and sperm. Hell of a last supper, don't you think?

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Joe:
Your become a farmer?
Rick:
No, Joe, I'm an actor dressed as a farmer... for an audition.
Joe:
Sorry.

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Kirk:
You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
Harriman:
It doesn't arrive until Tuesday.

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Ben Stiller:
Where... where's Robert?
Jack Black:
Eh, he said he wanted his own, personal introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest movie-star on the planet, the greatest actor of all time... forged in the cauldron of his own genius... the one and only man of iron... I give you: Robert Downey Junior!

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Jenkins:
[voiceover] And so the work continued. The trees were cut and the ground was leveled and the foundations were poured. It went so quickly it was almost as though one moment the farm that had been there my whole life was there, and the next, gone. And faster than I ever expected the other farmers followed suit. It made more sense to sell their land for millions than to struggle to compete with the factory farms in the midwest, only to eventually go under and give up their land to the bank and see it sold anyway. So of course the S-Mart won in the end. They probably didn't even know there was a conflict in the first place they were so high above us. But then again when the system is that entrenched they didn't need to know in order to win. They had one huge factor working in their favor: the average person's complete unwillingness to stand up. There are times when a world, large or small, needs someone who will rise up and do what is right, regardless of the consequences. Unfortunately in most cases, including this particular one, there was nobody who knew what to do, much less had the courage to do it. And so the S-Mart was finished. And of course there were complaints and protests and boycotts and stories in the local newspapers, but after it had been there for two months people who had sworn they would never set foot inside were regular shoppers. It wasn't hypocrisy, they had just... forgotten. They forgot why they cared so strongly about keeping the store out in the first place. They forgot about the farms and the fields and the woods they had grown up running around it. They forgot about the community, about the people they once knew, the friends they used to have ,and the people they cared for. People move on, for good or ill, all the old crew, one by one went their separate ways. People you'd seen regularly for years, maybe even people you'd seen every day of your life but rarely spoken to. It's weird to suddenly see them go, but most of the time you don't think of them, because you forget. But what people forgot the most was the Supermarket. It didn't last very long once the S-Mart opened; the owner tried, we fought long and hard but in the end we had little choice.

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Jeff Foxworthy:
If your stomach blocks your view of your feet, cover it up! The only people who should be wearing belly shirts are people who don't have bellies. Now those little baby spare tires are kinda cute; tractor tires aren't! Especially if they've got hair on them!

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Kate:
I'm sure there's nothing I do that you'd find exciting. I don't open beer bottles with my toes, I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth, hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull. It's been a limited existence, but I've gotten used to it.
Doug:
Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.
Kate:
As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.
Doug:
Well there's a rough gig. What do you do, keep him chained up in the basement?
Kate:
Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA - Harvard. You might have heard of it. They do have a hockey team.
Doug:
He must be a very smart guy.
Anton:
First positions, please.
Doug:
Bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.

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Chandler:
...And I'm not sure about this actor guy, because when he left a message and he heard my name "Chandler Bing", he said "Woah! Short message!"

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