If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
Thus I draw from the absurd three consequences, which are my revolt, my freedom, and my passion. By the mere activity of consciousness I transform into a rule of life what was an invitation to death
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.
Seeking what is true is not seeking what is desirable.
If you were offered the chance to live your own life again, would you seize the opportunity? The only real philosophical answer is automatically self-contradictory: 'Only if I did not know that I was doing so.' To go through the entire experience once more would be banal and Sisyphean
A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.
I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life. We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices. I never take any notice of what common people say, and I never interfere with what charming people do
It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, jast a few stray bettles of various sizes.
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.
To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.
Stick Boy liked Match Girl, He liked her a lot. He liked her cute figure, he thought she was hot. But could a flame ever burn for a match and a stick? It did quite literally; he burned up quick.
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
I can't go on, I'll go on.
What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
He almost danced to the fridge, found the three least hairy things in it, put them on a plate and watched them intently for two minutes. Since they made no attempt to move within that time he called them breakfast and ate them. Between them they killed a virulent space disease he'd picked up without knowing it in the Flargathon Gas Swamps a few days earlier, which otherwise would have killed off half the population of the Western Hemisphere, blinded the other half, and driven everyone else psychotic and sterile, so the Earth was lucky there.
The words kept coming back to him, statement of a mystical truth and a palpable absurdity.
A First Sign of the Beginning of Understanding is the Wish to Die.
HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.
Never was a cornflake girl; Thought it was a good solution: hanging with the raisin girls.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
A man is an angel that has gone deranged.
No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!
The quality you most admire in a man? Courage moral and physical: 'anima'
Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.
Beauty is a whore, I like money better.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I had a quicksand box as a kid. I was an only child... eventually.
Beautiful thing, the destruction of words.
Remember the Hottentots?
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