Preston's Mother:
[Preston's parents are just heading out for the weekend] Now Preston, I left some money on the kitchen counter. Oh and the emergency numbers are by the phone.
Preston's Father:
And remember son, *no parties*.
Keg Guy:
[Two guys walk by carring a beer keg] Keg commin' through! Hey Preston.
Preston:
Whats up, man?
Preston's Father:
We're really trusting you here, Preston.
Roadie:
[Behind them two more guys roll in a huge set of speakers] Where to you want these speakers set up, Preston?
Preston:
Yeah, just move all the shit in the dinning room. [to his parents]
Preston:
Well, you guys really should hit the road, huh? Because I'm about to take your antique Ferrari to the inner-city to buy some hookers.
Preston's Mother:
Well, alright, sweetie. We'll call you later to check in.
Preston:
Oh, mom. By that point I'll be so high I won't even know where the phone is.
Preston's Mother:
Haha! Thats my boy.
  - Not Another Teen Movie

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