Zombieland

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Release date 2009

Duration 80 min

Producer(s) Ryan Kavanaugh, Gavin Polone, Rhett Reese...more

Director(s) Ruben Fleischer...more Ruben Fleischer...less

Writer(s) Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick...more Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick...less

Cast Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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Tallahassee:
Come on! Anybody hungry! Tallahassee's nice this time of year!

Little Rock:
No Twinkies.
Tallahassee:
Shit! fuck!
Wichita:
See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe's, but no one ever listens to me.

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Columbus:
[while running towards Tallahasse and being chased by a zombie] Don't swing, don't swing! [slides under Tallahasse's baseball bat]
Columbus:
Swing!

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Little Rock:
[as Bill Murray is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray:
Garfield maybe.

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Columbus:
You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife.

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Bill Murray:
I was never a very good practical joker.

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Columbus:
That guy down there... is me. I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland.

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Columbus:
[Columbus and Wichita are drinking wine] 1997. Was that a good year?
Wichita:
Yeah! 1997 was a great year! I saw my first R-rated movie... Anaconda. Got my first tattoo, a porpoise. Fake. Had my first kiss... Scotty Lynch.
Columbus:
Did you guys... [gestures with fingers]
Columbus:
...use tongue?
Wichita:
[laughs] Maybe. Why, are you jealous of Scotty Lynch?
Columbus:
Yes. Actually, I think I'm jealous of your whole 1997. Let me see... I think... 1997 I had my first orthodontist appointment... bastard gave me headgear... I got my first B... [Wichita laughs]
Columbus:
...almost as scary as Anaconda... went to my first dance. Sadie Hawkins, so it was ladies' choice... [pauses]
Wichita:
And nobody picked you?
Columbus:
Well, it was ladies' choice.
Wichita:
[pauses in disbelief] ... No! Those bitches! No, I will not stand for this. [stands, offers Columbus her hand]
Wichita:
On behalf of all the eighth grade girls, I would like to dance with you. [Columbus looks at her, takes another swig of wine]
Wichita:
Don't worry. Scotty's old news.

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Tallahassee:
Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
Columbus:
And they're so fat.

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Tallahassee:
[to Columbus] I'm gonna give you about 45% power. [punches Columbus in the arm]

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[from trailer]
Tallahassee:
[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie kill] What do you think? "Zombie Kill of the Week"?

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Columbus:
In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda... coulda... shoulda.

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