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Release date 1998

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Gary Barber, Warren Carr, Bernd Eichinger...more

Director(s) Pat Proft...more Pat Proft...less

Writer(s) Pat Proft...more Pat Proft...less

Cast Leslie Nielsen, Richard Crenna, Kelly LeBrock...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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Ruth the News Anchor:
Good afternoon I'm Ruth Kimbell with your hometown news. For 36 hours Ryan Harrison, Murderer, all around big dink has been a fugitive. Lt. Fergus Falls is heading a worldwide manhunt. Police helicopters, dogs, psychics, and thousands of police are involved. Plus millions of average citizens who would give their left nut to collect the 50 thousand dollar reward, and who couldn't use a bit of extra money? A couple on a fixed income, a teacher, especially a struggling artist who had to return a large fee because someone hated her portrait. I personally wouldn't trust somebody like that for a million, billion, trillion dollars. Columbia heights jamboree is shaping- [Ryan mutes the TV. The newscaster begins freaking out because she cannot hear herself]

Lt. Fergus Falls:
There are two things that frost my butt: It's a snow cone about that high, and the other one is Ryan Harrison.

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Ryan Harrison:
Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.

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Ryan Harrison:
Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.

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Ryan Harrison:
We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.

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Judge:
Ryan Harrison, a jury of your peers have found you guilty of murder. On August 12th at Stillwater Federal Prison you shall have your sentence carried out. You shall be executed buffet style: lethally injected, electrocuted, and placed before a firing squad. May God have mercy on your soul, you bastard you.

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Hibbing Goodhue:
[after being shot] Ouch!

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P.A. on the Prison Bus:
Seats in the upright position. Handcuffs and ankle chains must be securely fastened or you will be shot. Exits are clearly marked but you will not be using them. Should you use them you will be shot. On behalf of the State of Minnesota thank you for being arrested and convicted. Sit back and enjoy your bus ride.

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Ryan Harrison:
[after bus crash] I can't see!
Bus Prisoner:
Take the waste-basket off your head.
Ryan Harrison:
[Takes it off] I still can't see!
Bus Prisoner:
Take the other one off.

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Lt. Fergus Falls:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. One nation, indivisible, till death do us part.

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Ryan Harrison:
Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.
Lauren:
That's because you're looking at his butt.
Ryan Harrison:
Uh, then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.

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Lauren:
Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
Sgt. Orono:
Lady, I just asked for your name.
Lauren:
Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.

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