Without a Paddle

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Release date 2004

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Donald De Line, Andrew Haas, Wendy Japhet...more

Director(s) Steven Brill...more Steven Brill...less

Writer(s) Fred Wolf, Harris Goldberg, Tom Nursall...more

Cast Matthew Price, Andrew Hampton, Jarred Rumbold...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy,

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[Billy's French speaking girlfriend rubs herself on his casket]
Dan Mott:
Billy's dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do.

Dan Mott:
I'm out.
Jerry Conlaine:
What does that mean?
Tom Marshall:
I think it means he's out. Like coming out, like he's finally admitting he's gay.

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Dan Mott:
The only chance we have to survive is to huddle together for warmth...
Jerry Conlaine:
I, for one, choose death.

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Dan Mott:
Whoa... Matrix.

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Jerry Conlaine:
Well I was a boyscout. Tom, you were a boyscout, weren't you?
Tom Marshall:
No, but I ate a brownie once.

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Dan Mott:
[after Tom had offered to distract Dennis and Elwood instead of Jerry] Give 'em hell, Tommy
Tom Marshall:
[about to rapple down the tree] This Hellmart's open for business, and I'm slashing prices.

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Jerry Conlaine:
Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.
Tom Marshall:
Not until he puts Jabba back in his Hut!

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Dan Mott:
Hey guys look! A wild deer! All out in the open like that! [Deer growls]

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Dan Mott:
Stop, drop, and roll!

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Jerry Conlaine:
Wait a second. Tom, were you really employee of the month?
Tom Marshall:
No! I lied about that too!

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Dan Mott:
[doing his best c3p0 voice] We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being... how do you human's say it? Completely screwed.
Dan Mott:
yeah. You know, that is... that's a good way to say it. That pretty much sums it up.
Dan Mott:
[doing his best c3p0 voice] As expected, Tom is... drunk.

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Dan Mott:
Hey, that sounds like Creed.
Tom Marshall:
I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.

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