Wild Hogs

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Release date 2007

Duration 100 min

Producer(s) Anson Downes, Linda Favila, Todd Lieberman...more

Director(s) Walt Becker...more Walt Becker...less

Writer(s) Brad Copeland...more Brad Copeland...less

Cast Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence...more

Genre Action, Adventure,

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[after Woody has slapped a bull, Doug goes out to also slap it]
Earl Dooble:
Yeah, and we never seen it done twice in a row.
Woody Stevens:
What?
Earl Dooble:
It'll be interesting to see how the bull takes being slapped now that he's alert.
Woody Stevens, Bobby Davis:
Alert?

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Red:
You're gonna pay a disobedience fee of $10,000, plus another $40,000 to rebuild the bar. If you don't, we're gonna break your friends legs here.
Dudley Frank:
Don't bring the money! I'm a computer programmer! I don't need my legs!
Red:
Fine, we'll break his hands!
Dudley Frank:
Oh dammit. Bring the money!

Woody Stevens:
The trip is over because some tattooed bullies pushed us around?
Doug Madsen, Bobby Davis:
Yeah.

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Dudley Frank:
[to Woody] 60% of motorcycle fatalities can be avoided by using the proper protective headwear. [holds up his helmet]
Doug Madsen:
What's that leather condom gonna protect you from? Snoopy? The Red Baron? Dating?

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Woody Stevens:
[jumps in the water naked, shivering] Whoa, that's cold!
Woody Stevens:
Why are you naked?
Dudley Frank:
I thought we were doing this wild and free thing. You guys kept your skivvies on?
Doug Madsen:
Yeah, there might be snappin' turtles or somethin'.
Bobby Davis:
I kept mine on because I didn't want it to get dark in here!

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Doug Madsen:
Ooh boy, my ass is sore.
Dudley Frank:
Mine too, its Woody's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasnt made to stradle something that big for that long.
Woody Stevens:
Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.
Bobby Davis:
Wut da...? What the hell? Someone wanna explain to me why I'm the one in the dirt? When I got sore jaws from 3 hours of blowin... [notices Highway Patrolman]
Bobby Davis:
.
Highway Patrolman:
Please... Please, for the love of God, finish your sentence.

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Dudley Frank:
[after tasting some of Maggi's chili] Mother of God! I swallowed hot lava!

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Woody Stevens:
[as the Del Feugos bar explodes] Oh, shit! Oh, God. Oh, no.

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Woody Stevens:
Come on, let's go!
Doug Madsen:
What's your rush?
Woody Stevens:
Come on, man, it's the open road. Riding free, that's the rush! This isn't freedom, this is a gas station built by the man, a prison for our souls!
Bobby Davis:
my soul needs something to drink.
Dudley Frank:
We'll get gas at the next station, come on Wild Hogs! Let's go! Woo-hoo!

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Doug Madsen:
Look, guys, sign at the curve of the road!
Bobby Davis:
Madrid.
Woody Stevens:
Spain?

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Jack:
I knew you assholes the minute I laid eyes on you! Look at the four of you!
Doug Madsen:
You don't know us.
Jack:
[to Doug] You think I don't know you? You're probably a... podiatrist or an ear-, nose-, and throat-specialist.
Doug Madsen:
I wish.
Jack:
An orthadontist?
Bobby Davis:
Close enough.
Jack:
[turns to Bobby] Bobby, guarantee you're hen-pecked! The wife wears the pants!
Bobby Davis:
You know my wife?
Jack:
[to Dudley] And you, no luck with women. I guarantee you bag your own shit.
Dudley Frank:
Wow, you're good. What color am I thinking of?
Jack:
Shut up! [turns to Woody]
Jack:
And you, you're the biggest poser of them all... aren't ya, Squinty! Go home!

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Bobby Davis:
I think we better get out of here.
Woody Stevens:
No, we'll get out of here at sundown after we've had our beverage.

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