What About Bob?

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Release date 1991

Duration 99 min

Producer(s) Bernard Williams, Laura Ziskin...more Bernard Williams, Laura Ziskin...less

Director(s) Frank Oz...more Frank Oz...less

Writer(s) Alvin Sargent, Laura Ziskin, Tom Schulman...more

Cast Bill Murray, Richard Dreyfuss, Julie Hagerty...more

Genre Movies,

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Bob Wiley:
I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful... I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful... I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful...

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[The Marvins have told Bob to leave, and they are saying their farewells]
Siggy:
Goodbye, green-puking pissant.
Bob Wiley:
Later, barf-breath douche-mouth.

[Bob and Siggy are jumping on their beds, faking Tourette's syndrome]
Bob Wiley:
Shit-for-brains!
Siggy:
Butthead!
Bob Wiley:
Dingleberry butt!
Siggy:
Snot face!
Bob Wiley:
Vulture Vomit!
Siggy:
Turkey tits! Belch breath!

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Bob Wiley:
[riding in Leo's car, speaking as Leo drives] It was an interesting morning, fruitful. But it lacked the intensity that you and I generate together, the sparks that we get one-on-one. We just gotta figure out a way to work around your schedule. Could we work afternoons? Two to four? Three to five? Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Dr. Leo Marvin:
AHHHHHH! [slams the brakes, gets out of the car, walks around, and opens Bob's door]
Bob Wiley:
Are you saying you'd rather work mornings?
Dr. Leo Marvin:
[nearly incomprehensible] GET OUTTA THE CAR!

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Dr. Catherine Tomsky:
If you want to be rid of him, just tell him you won't treat him anymore.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
Catherine, that's easy for you to say. The man is, is like, like human Krazy Glue!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky:
You should never have let him sleep in your pajamas, Leo.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
I can't believe that I'm hearing this!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky:
Relax, Leo.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
I'm relaxed!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky:
Take a vacation.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
I'M ON VACATION!
Dr. Catherine Tomsky:
Maybe you should check in here for a few days. Get a handle on things!

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Dr. Leo Marvin:
Why are you always wearing black? What is it with you and this death fixation?
Siggy:
Maybe I'm in mourning for my lost childhood.

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Dr. Leo Marvin:
On Wednesday we'll eat Gil... on Thursday we'll eat Bob! Ha ha ha, no no no, that's going too far.

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Bob Wiley:
[to man on bus] Hi, I'm Bob. Would you knock me out, please? Just hit me in the face.

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Mr. Guttman:
Hello, Dr. Marvin. The house looks good.
Mrs. Guttman:
Burn in hell, Dr. Marvin!

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Bob Wiley:
[speaking to workers in a mental hospital] It reminds me of my favorite poem, which is, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"

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Dr. Leo Marvin:
You understand, don't you? There's no other solution. You won't go away.
Bob Wiley:
I will.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.

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Dr. Leo Marvin:
Are you married?
Bob Wiley:
I'm divorced.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
Would you like to talk about that?
Bob Wiley:
There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
Dr. Leo Marvin:
[pause] I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left her because she... liked Neil Diamond?

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