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Release date 2007

Duration 108 min

Producer(s) Robert Bauer, Todd King, Brigitte Mueller...more

Director(s) Adrienne Shelly...more Adrienne Shelly...less

Writer(s) Adrienne Shelly...more Adrienne Shelly...less

Cast Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion, Cheryl Hines...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Becky:
Hiya there, Earl! We all just agreed that your hair is super attractive! Hooray for you! Whoo-hoo!
Dawn:
[simultaneously with Becky] Whoo-hoo!

Tags: Greed Quotes

Jenna:
Dear Baby: If I was writing you a letter, it would probably sounds something like an apology. I know everyone deserves a mama who'd want a nice baby such as yourself... who was also a good wife, a fine member of a society. And I can't rightly say that I'm any of that. And I'm not sure the world is scuh a fine place to bringing you. Many of the people I've met are not worth meeting. Many of the things that happened are not worth living through. And you shouldn't take it personal, Baby... if I don't seem like all the other mama-to-be, jumping all over themselves with joy. I frankly don't know what I got to give you, Baby. What if I leave Earl, and don't win that contest next week, and don't have money? What the hell am I gonna give you then? All my life, Baby, the only thing I wanna do is run away. What kind of mama is that? I wish I could think other things, Baby, like excitement that you with me now... or faith that I'll be a good mama... even if my life ain't such a good place, and the world as I see it ain't so pretty like they'd have you believe in this book. Anyway, writing this letter to you, sounds more like a letter writing to me, don't it? Love, Mama.

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Jenna:
Why did I get drunk? I do stupid things when I'm drunk... like sleep with my husband!

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Earl:
[while having sex] Say something sexy, baby, something nasty.
Jenna:
[deadpan] What do you want me to say? [he climaxes]

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Becky:
If you havent noticed, my right boob is way up here in Maine and my left boob is danglin' down here in Florida.

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Dawn:
They are poems that just occur to him on the spot. Last night he said to me, "Dawn, your face is a brilliant moon in my empty room. Your love is like a beating drum. Ba bum ba bum ba bum ba bum."

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Jenna:
Cal?
Cal:
Yeah?
Jenna:
Are you happy? I mean, would you call yourself a happy man?
Cal:
Well if you're asking me a serious question, I'll tell you: I'm happy enough. I don't expect much, I don't give much, I don't get much I'm generally enjoy whatever comes up. That's my truth, summed up for your feminine judgment. I'm happy enough.

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Cal:
And you, late again. You are inches away from being fired missy.
Becky:
Oh just try firing me, you old bucket of cheese.
Cal:
Who are you calling a bucket of cheese you heifer? Now get to work before I fire your ass!
Becky:
Calm down, you psychotic ape!

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Jenna:
Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust
Jenna:
I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana.

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Dr. Pomatter:
I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes
Jenna:
Wow... [she looks up at him in wonder before giving in to a romantic kiss]

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Dr. Pomatter:
So, what seems to be the problem?
Jenna:
I seem to be pregnant
Dr. Pomatter:
Congratulations!
Jenna:
Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like everybody else might be. I'm having the baby and that's that.

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Jenna:
[singing to her toddler daughter Lulu] Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle/Baby don't be blue, gonna make for you, gonna make a pie with a heart in the middle/Gonna make a pie from heaven above, gonna be filled with strawberry love/Baby don't you cry, gonna make a pie, and hold you forever in the middle of my heart.

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