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Release date 2005

Duration 94 min

Producer(s) Kim Anderson, Thomas Augsberger, Jeff Balis...more

Director(s) Rob McKittrick...more Rob McKittrick...less

Writer(s) Rob McKittrick...more Rob McKittrick...less

Cast Ryan Reynolds, Anna Faris, Justin Long...more

Genre Movies,

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Calvin:
Quit starin' at my dick!

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Dean:
Hey Floyd, no bacon on that salad.
Floyd:
[Looks at Dean and speaks with a southern twang] Yes massa, ain't gon' be no bacon on the salad [Cook starts whipping Floyd with a towel while Floyd starts singing devotional-style]
Floyd:
Oh lord, no bacon... No bacon the salad...

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Calvin:
[to Bishop] Okay... About three months ago I, uh, just finished my shift, and I really had to take a piss. So, uh, I go into the bathroom. And, uh, I'm at the urinal just waiting for the flow, minding my own business. When, ah, I notice out of my peripheral vision the guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick. And he's just staring at it like they're old pals. I could practically hear what he was thinking. 'Whoa. That's a nice dick.' And that's it. Yeah, since that time, I haven't been able to use a public bathroom.

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Raddimus:
Shit... this is gonna be that kind of a party that I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potato! Woah!

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Calvin:
You really are an asshole
Monty:
Shenaniganz

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Redneck:
I'll have a shot of whiskey and a double shot of whiskey. She'll have a water. Ah, hell, it's our anniversay. Why don't you bring her a Pepsi.

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Redneck:
I should get a hat...
Dan:
Yes, sir.
Redneck:
And a key chain...
Dan:
Yes, sir.
Redneck:
And how about a couple of free sundaes?
Dan:
Yes, sir. I'll have Natasha take down your information and we'll have corporate headquarters send that right out.
Redneck:
What, are you gonna' to mail me a sundae? I want it now goddamnit!

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Monty:
Woman. There so fucking wiley!

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Dan:
[catching the bus boys slacking] Okay, Nicholas, Theodore. Boys. It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash. Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work, I'm going to fire you faster than you can say, 'Yo, MTV Raps.'

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Raddimus:
The brain!

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Monty:
[to new trainee Mitch] But, um, if you wanna work here, [looks around]
Monty:
in this restaurant, [continues looking]
Monty:
I really think that you need to asky yourself one simple question. [pauses]
Monty:
How do you feel about frontal male nudity?

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Monty:
With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.

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