Vegas Vacation

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Release date 1997

Duration 93 min

Producer(s) Susan Ekins, Fred Fontana, R.J. Louis...more

Director(s) Stephen Kessler...more Stephen Kessler...less

Writer(s) Elisa Bell, Bob Ducsay, Elisa Bell...more

Cast Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Randy Quaid...more

Genre Movies,

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Vegas Vacation Quotes

Cousin Eddie:
That's it Clark... show him who's boss. It's people like you who come here and blow the family nest egg that built this town... not this pretty boy!

Ellen Griswold:
Well, I hope you kids have learned something about the dangers of gambling.

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Cousin Vicki:
Hey, you wanna dance up here?
Audrey Griswold:
No, I don't think so.
Cousin Vicki:
Audrey, honey, let me tell you something that I've learned. In this world you're either up on the stage in the spotlight, or down in the pit serving drinks. So have some fun.

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Clark Griswold:
[running up to Dean, the Pit Boss] Hey! Have you seen this person? [holds up picture of Rusty]
Pit Boss:
[examining the picture] Hm. Mr. Pappagiorgio, yeah. Lanai Six.
Clark Griswold:
My son.
Pit Boss:
[confused] Mr. Pappagiorgio?
Clark Griswold:
[confused as well; to Ellen] Let's go. [they run off]
Pit Boss:
[catching onto what's going on] Oh boy, oh boy. [picks up phone to call security]

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Audrey Griswold:
[watching as Wayne Newton brings Ellen up on stage with him] Well, I think we know who sent the dress.

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Marty:
You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

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Cousin Catherine:
[looking around Hoover Damn in awe] Oh, I love electricity. Eddie says we're gonna get some soon.

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Cousin Eddie:
Every time I belch, the plate shifts and my legs give out. But man, what a view.

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Mirage Reception Person:
Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please?
Clark Griswold:
Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four.
Mirage Reception Person:
You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined.
Clark Griswold:
Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark.
Mirage Reception Person:
Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?
Clark Griswold:
Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ!
Rusty:
Yeah, dad.
Clark Griswold:
Oh, there you are. Didja get that?

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Clark Griswold:
I've lost three hundred dollars in fifteen minutes? [Eddie, having taken a sip of beer, chokes and spits it out]

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Clark Griswold:
[to his kids, played by the fourth different set of actors in as many "Vacation" movies] You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!

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Clark Griswold:
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?

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