Date created: April 2010
Release date 1999
Duration 106 min
Producer(s) Herb Gains, David Gale, Ruben Hostka...more
Director(s) Brian Robbins...more
Writer(s) W. Peter Iliff...more
Cast James Van Der Beek, Amy Smart, Jon Voight...more
In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life.
Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.
These kids there just running around wild these days. Them kids last night they stole a cop car.
Yes! And then they exposed theyselves!
Yes! They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.
Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
[emphatically] It's nice.
Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
[not paying attention] I don't know.
[looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?