Varsity Blues

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Release date 1999

Duration 106 min

Producer(s) Herb Gains, David Gale, Ruben Hostka...more

Director(s) Brian Robbins...more Brian Robbins...less

Writer(s) W. Peter Iliff...more W. Peter Iliff...less

Cast James Van Der Beek, Amy Smart, Jon Voight...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Varsity Blues Quotes

Charlie Tweeder:
[after stealing a cop car] I'm gonna go to jail!

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Mox:
In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life.

Coach Bud Kilmer:
Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby!

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Billy Bob:
It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

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Bud Kilmer:
The hard work of so many, sacrificed by the disrespect of few.

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Mo Moxon:
Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle:
Yup.
Mo Moxon:
That is so sweet!

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Charlie Tweeder:
Hey you wanna see the new Tweeder end zone dance? [Tweeder dances]
Charlie Tweeder:
You know what it's called?
Mox:
What?
Charlie Tweeder:
The New Tweeder End Zone Dance.

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Billy Bob:
A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

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Charlie Tweeder:
Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.
Billy Bob:
That's funny.
Charlie Tweeder:
Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

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Police Officer:
These kids there just running around wild these days. Them kids last night they stole a cop car.
Bar Man:
NO?
Police Officer:
Yes! And then they exposed theyselves!
Bar Man:
Exposed theyselves?
Police Officer:
Yes! They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.

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Charlie Tweeder:
Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.
Mox:
What?
Charlie Tweeder:
Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice.
Mox:
[laughing]
Charlie Tweeder:
[emphatically] It's nice.
Mox:
Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?
Charlie Tweeder:
[not paying attention] I don't know.
Charlie Tweeder:
[looks into his jockstrap] The fuck is that?

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Coach Bud Kilmer:
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

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