Two Weeks Notice

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Release date 2002

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Bruce Berman, Sandra Bullock, Scott Elias...more

Director(s) Marc Lawrence...more Marc Lawrence...less

Writer(s) Marc Lawrence...more Marc Lawrence...less

Cast Sandra Bullock, Hugh Grant, Alicia Witt...more

Genre Comedy,

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Two Weeks Notice Quotes

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Lucy Kelson:
[on the phone] Hi, Mr. Wong, it's Lucy Kelson. I need one No. 13, two No. 7's...
George Wade:
[walking back and forth] I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking!
Lucy Kelson:
I need three No. 8's, no garlic...
George Wade:
It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in!
Lucy Kelson:
I need one No. 7 and...
George Wade:
You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, [steps off]
George Wade:
one...
Lucy Kelson:
...and a No. 11, please. No, actually, this is for two.

George Wade:
[talking about Lucy's mother] Yes, she is terrifying. I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor.

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Howard Wade:
You need someone who can write a brief instead of removing yours.

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George Wade:
Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson:
No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a *flesh* popsicle.

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George Wade:
[showing up late to his divorce hearing] Sorry everyone. Did I miss the blessed event?
Lucy Kelson:
[under her breath] Check with me before you talk.

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Paul the Attorney:
[Lucy is in an interview for a job] Actually, our prosecuting attorney who quit yesterday called this morning and decided to come back.
Lucy Kelson:
When did Mr. Wade call?
Paul the Attorney:
Mr. Wade didn't call.
Lucy Kelson:
WHEN?
Paul the Attorney:
Maybe about an hour ago.

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Lucy Kelson:
George, I have an ulcer, I don't sleep well, mostly because you keep calling me in the middle of the night, and if you don't call me I dream that you're gonna call me. I think about you in the shower [George gives her a look]
Lucy Kelson:
...not in a good way, but in an I'm-so-distracted-I-can't-remember-if-I-washed-my-hair kinda way - so I'll wash my hair twice! So I have a hole in my stomach, I'm running out of shampoo and today is the first day in my life that I did not give a thousand percent on the job. And I hate that feeling.

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Meryl Brooks:
You should have gone with George.
Lucy Kelson:
He asked June.
Meryl Brooks:
He asked you too!
Lucy Kelson:
He asked me too? How many women does a man need to take to dinner? Maybe in Utah.

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George Wade:
If you have to go, just... go!
Lucy Kelson:
What? What am I, five years old? This is my car!
George Wade:
It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson:
People just don't *go* in Volvos.
George Wade:
I'll buy you another Volvo!
Lucy Kelson:
No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who *went* on the front seat.
George Wade:
Well, that would be hard to forget.

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[talking about a leather belt]
George Wade:
What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular.

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June Carter:
Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade:
Pokémon?

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Meryl Brooks:
Come on, I've known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw you cry was when Bush won.
Lucy Kelson:
Which one?
Meryl Brooks:
Well, both of them.

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