Two Weeks

Two Weeks

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Release date 2006

Duration 102 min

Producer(s) Paul Brian Anderson, Pam Dixon, David Gang...more

Director(s) Steve Stockman...more Steve Stockman...less

Writer(s) Steve Stockman...more Steve Stockman...less

Cast Sally Field, Ben Chaplin, Lauren Aboulafia...more

Genre Comedy,

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Two Weeks Quotes

Keith Bergman:
Hi, I'm meeting my mother and I didn't see her come off the plane.
Customer Service Rep:
Sir, this is the luggage office.
Keith Bergman:
Right, she's about this big [holds hands about a foot apart]
Keith Bergman:
coming on the 245 from Charlotte and she's probably addressed to me, that's Keith Bergman.

Tags: Age Quotes Service Quotes Vice Quotes Mother Quotes

Keith Bergman:
Left your cell phone.
Barry Bergman:
Yep
Keith Bergman:
Don't you think we should bring it?
Barry Bergman:
Nope, you want to find out your mother died in the cereal aisle of Sir Buy-a-Lot?
Keith Bergman:
Nope.

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Keith Bergman:
If you hear gunfire, make sure the engine's running, doors are unlocked.

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Anita Bergman:
...and then I started to cry and my nose was running because you were the ugliest baby I'd ever seen... so ugly.
Keith Bergman:
Yeah, but I... I got better looking right?
Anita Bergman:
...

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Keith Bergman:
That's what love is all about... blood, IVs, and puking.

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Anita Bergman:
Well, when I asked him how I was going to die, he said my intestines were going to clog up and I would puke myself to death. Which turns out to be true, but I figure for $275 a visit I deserved a little bit better bedside manner than that.

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I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen

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