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Date created: April 2010
Release date 1982
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Hagenstern: Should I deactivate the sea swine, sir? Leslie Zevo: A sea swine? Oh, yes, you deactivate the goddamn sea swine!
Researcher: Is it just me or am I getting bloated? Asian Researcher: What! Leslie Zevo: Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.
Asian Researcher: This vomit is very Anglo.
Alsatia Zevo: You know, you remind me a lot of my brother. Patrick Zevo: That's impossible. We're exact opposites. Alsatia Zevo: That's what I mean. He's all silly and soft on the outside and on the inside he's really strong and you're just the opposite.
Leslie Zevo: You tried to kill us all... General Leland Zevo: Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke? Leslie Zevo: Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just doesn't sit well with me.
Leslie Zevo: In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."
Leslie Zevo: We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.
Patrick Zevo: I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?
Alsatia Zevo: Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube.
Leslie Zevo: Aww, he broke my sister.
Leslie Zevo: Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.
Leslie Zevo: Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone.
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