Three to Tango

Three to Tango

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Release date 1999

Duration 98 min

Producer(s) Lawrence Abramson, Bruce Berman, John M. Eckert...more

Director(s) Damon Santostefano...more Damon Santostefano...less

Writer(s) Rodney Patrick Vaccaro, Rodney Patrick Vaccaro, Aline Brosh McKenna...more

Cast Matthew Perry, Neve Campbell, Dylan McDermott...more

Genre Comedy,

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Three To Tango Quotes

Charles Newman:
God, I swear Oscar, if you weren't gay, I'd have to kill you.
Oscar Novak:
Gay? I'm not gay. I didn't... gay.

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[upon meeting her boyfriends wife]
Amy:
I handled that well, didn't I? I'm still in one piece.
Oscar Novak:
Yes, very well. [amy starts to walk away]
Oscar Novak:
Where are you going?
Amy:
To get really *really* drunk.

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Oscar Novak:
What's good?
Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.
Oscar Novak:
Ohhh... what else?
Diner Waiter:
Tuna melt.
Amy:
What do you think?
Oscar Novak:
Yeah, two tuna melts.

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Peter Steinberg:
Don't make me make you my prison bitch.

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Amy:
So I take it you have kissed a woman before?
Oscar Novak:
Not the right one.

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Peter Steinberg:
Oskie, I'm a professional. I went to graduate school. I did all-nighters my senior year. I did a semester in Egypt. Do you have any idea what toilet paper feels like in Egypt? I delivered cinnamon rolls on a truck with bad suspension for three years! Do you know what that does to your kidneys? My poor kidneys! My freaking kidneys! My poor freaking kidneys! My freaking, scarred, bruised kidneys!

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Oscar Novak:
[Peter is stood with a tub of hair gel and a weird hairdo] What the hell happened to your hair?
Peter Steinberg:
You were gone for nine hours. I got bored. What happened?
Oscar Novak:
It was a disaster. First our cab exploded, then I got hit in the face, then we both threw up, *then* she rammed a car handle into my balls. The whole night was a disaster.
Peter Steinberg:
You fell in love with her.
Oscar Novak:
Pretty much.

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Amy:
How are your balls?
Oscar Novak:
They're fine. Thanks for asking.

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Peter Steinberg:
You've made your big gay bed and now you must slumber gaily in it!

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Oscar Novak:
Mum's the word. The word is mum.

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[on being told he's been selected as gay man of the year]
Oscar Novak:
I haven't done anything or anyone to deserve this.

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