Three Kings

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Release date 1999

Duration 114 min

Producer(s) Bruce Berman, Alan Glazer, Gregory Goodman...more

Director(s) David O. Russell...more David O. Russell...less

Writer(s) John Ridley, David O. Russell...more John Ridley, David O. Russell...less

Cast George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, Ice Cube...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama,

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Sgt. Troy Barlow:
I heard a lot of bad shit happened in Kuwait.
Capt. Said:
Yes... bad shit happened... I'm not proud of that. Yes Sadamn is very crazy, but then you are crazy for coming here.

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Capt. Said:
What is the problem with Michael Jackson?

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Capt. Said:
What would you feel if I bombed your wife?
Troy Barlow:
Worse than death!
Capt. Said:
Yes my friend... worse than death

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Adriana Cruz:
I don't want him walking away from me, going to other reporters, and giving away my stories.
Archie Gates:
What stories? You don't have any stories.
Adriana Cruz:
You don't fuckin' tell people that.

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Troy Barlow:
We'll I'm gonna be wearing some fashionable Kevlar.
Conrad Vig:
Yeah, me too.

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Archie Gates:
You know anything about gunshot wounds?
Conrad Vig:
I don't know.
Archie Gates:
Specifically, the worst thing about a gunshot wound, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis.
Chief Elgin:
Infection of the blood...
Archie Gates:
That's right. Say a bullet tears into your gut. It creates a cavity in the dead tissue. That cavity fills up with bile, and bacteria, and you're fucked.

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Conrad Vig:
Didn't think I'd get to see anybody get shot in this war.

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[Conrad retrieved a map from an Iraqi's soldier's butt]
Sgt. Troy Barlow:
Conrad, you've washed your hands like ten times.
Conrad Vig:
Lord knows what kind of vermin live in the butt of a Dune Coon.
Chief Elgin:
Why do you let this cracker hang around with you, man?
Sgt. Troy Barlow:
He's all right, man. He's from a group home in Dallas. He's got no high school.
Conrad Vig:
Don't tell people that.
Chief Elgin:
I don't care if he's from Johannesburg. I don't want to hear Dune Coon or Sand Nigger from him or anybody else.
Conrad Vig:
Captain uses those terms.
Sgt. Troy Barlow:
That's not the point, Conrad. The point is that Towel Head and Camel Jockey are perfectly good substitutes.
Chief Elgin:
Exactly!

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Archie Gates:
[to Col. Horn, about the Gulf War] Just tell me what we did here!

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Troy Barlow:
Hey, I don't know if I can do this. I got a family. If I'm gonna shit in a bag for the rest of my life because I got shot after the war was over, that would pretty fucking stupid wouldn't it, Major?

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[Maj. Gates stops the car after hearing an explosion]
Archie Gates:
What was that?
Conrad Vig:
I rigged the football with C-4, sir.
Archie Gates:
Why would you do that?

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[Maj. Gates knows a map has been found in one of an Iraqi soldier's orifices, but isn't sure which]
Archie Gates:
Good afternoon. Would this be the proctology tent?
Chief Elgin:
No, sir.
Archie Gates:
Maybe it's the urology tent. Or the neurology tent. Or the nose and throat tent.
Troy Barlow:
Captain's at a staff meeting, sir.
Archie Gates:
Captain of proctologists?
Conrad Vig:
What's a proctologist, sir?

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