The Wedding Planner

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Release date 2001

Duration 103 min

Producer(s) Peter Abrams, Moritz Borman, Deborah Del Prete...more

Director(s) Adam Shankman...more Adam Shankman...less

Writer(s) Pamela Falk, Michael Ellis...more Pamela Falk, Michael Ellis...less

Cast Jennifer Lopez, Matthew McConaughey, Bridgette Wilson...more

Genre Comedy,

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[about Massimo]
Mary:
For an entire summer he followed me around asking me if I had a vagina!
Penny:
[pause] I think that's adorable!

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Salvatore:
[during Mary's marriage ceremony to Massimo, he objects] No. No!
Dottie:
Oh, thank God!
Burt:
Oh, hell, I object too!

Penny:
Oh no, darnit... I just remembered that I promised my friend's brother's godmother that I would help her change her fax cartridge because she's going out of town tomorrow... on and African safari.

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Burt:
A girl asks you to dance: you dance.

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Mary:
Oh my God, you castrated him!

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Steve:
[while taking dance lessons] If you're thinking what I'm thinking...
Mary:
What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers!

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Mary:
I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom! And that's just what I'm gonna do! Why? Because he's nothing... because I love a challenge! And because I am a goddamn professional!

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Mary:
Y'know, "those who can't do, teach"? Well those who can't wed, plan.

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Steve:
Why you only eating the brown ones?
Mary:
Because someone once said they have less artificial colouring because chocolate's already brown. And it kind of stayed with me.
Steve:
You kind of stayed with me.

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Steve:
Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well, first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said, 'Hey, a movie sounds good,' plus he got an invitation.
Mary:
Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person?
Steve:
What are you talking about?

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Massimo:
Mary, I know I never done the right thing, say the right thing. I know I act like a fool. I know say we'd be buddy-buddy friends, but that would not be true to my heart so I'll ask this one question, and if you answer "no" I'll leave you alone once and for all. Be my wife, Mary Fiore. If you answer yes I'll take care of you, be true to you, and like this house I built for your dolls, I'll make sure you have a strong roof over your head. If you answer yes than no one will love you as much as I love you. If you answer yes than you will make me the happiest man on earth.

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Massimo:
Love cant always be perfect. Love is just love

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