The Tao of Steve

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Release date 2000

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Anthony Bregman, Ted Hope, Alton Walpole...more

Director(s) Jenniphr Goodman...more Jenniphr Goodman...less

Writer(s) Duncan North, Greer Goodman, Jenniphr Goodman...more

Cast Donal Logue, Ayelet Kaznelson, John Hines...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Dex:
[Dex, talking to his dog] Quit looking at me like that! You're acting like a co-dependant girlfriend!

Dex:
What are you excellent at?
Dave:
I'm an excellent camper.
Dex:
Ok, but you can't camp in front of a woman.

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Dex:
Y'know, no one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or, "Hey, God, did you catch Letterman last night?"
Syd:
Oh, and I suppose you talk to God like that?
Dex:
Always. All the time.
Syd:
And what does God say?
Dex:
He says, "You know what? I saw Letterman and it sucked."

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Dave:
[Paraphrasing the Tao of Steve] "Be desireless. Be excellent. Be gone."

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Dex:
You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama? I mean, you don't there are guys in Nepal, right, who are like, "What should I do? Should I carry packs of heavy shit for Westerners up to the top of the base camp on Mt. Everest, or should I stay down here in Katmandu and maybe just chant all day and check out chicks and pretend to be holy?"

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Rick:
This is almost as ridiculous as your sleeping diet.
Dex:
That time I lost 30 pounds.
Rick:
You also lost your job.

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Rick:
There'll be walking.
Dex:
[Unimpressed] Yeah?
Rick:
And climbing.
Dex:
I know.
Rick:
Outdoors.
Dex:
Shut the fuck up.

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Dex:
You think it's more honest to pretend to listen to a woman when you're just thinking about getting laid.
Dave:
I think it's more honest than pretending I don't wanna get laid, ya know?
Dex:
That's the whole point. Don't pretend, man. Just really let go of your desire.

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Dex:
You couldn't resist my powerful penetrating stare, could you?
Syd:
No, I wanted to tell you, you had a huge glob of guacamole on your shirt.

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Dex:
I'm gonna tell you this one last time and maybe you should tattoo it on your dick so you don't forget, okay? "We pursue that which retreats from us."

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Syd:
Don Giovanni slept with thousands of women because he was afraid he wouldn't be loved by one.

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Dave:
Fuck you, man. You're all Steve's and I'm Gomer Fucking Pyle, man? Fuck that. Screw you guys.

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