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Release date 1991

Duration 84 min

Producer(s) Steven Felder, Ronald E. Frazier, Charles Gordon...more

Director(s) Rod Daniel...more Rod Daniel...less

Writer(s) Sam Simon...more Sam Simon...less

Cast Joe Pesci, Vincent Gardenia, Madolyn Smith Osborne...more

Genre Movies,

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Young Big Lou:
You deadeat son of a bitch, where's the rent?
Tenant:
I'm a little short right now. How about another week?
Young Big Lou:
Another week? Another week? What do you say, Louie, shall we give him another week?
Young Louie:
Eh...okay.
Young Big Lou:
Okay? Really? Are you sure? Remember, that $3.00 I give you every week really isn't an allowance, it's more like a percentage. You let this guy skate, that means you only get $2.70. Now remember, the other tenants are gonna want another week. You know what that means? Pretty soon you'll be down to nothing, zero zip. No ice cream. No soda. No candy... [turns to shout at tenant]
Young Big Lou:
YOU GONNA STEAL CANDY FROM MY KID'S MOUTH?!
Tenant:
No, man, no.
Young Big Lou:
Then give me what you got. Alright, Friday, Willie, I want the rest Friday. [He and Louie leave]
Tenant:
[mutters] Don't hold your breath.

Storekeeper:
Well what do you need?
Louie Kritski:
Okay, let's see... I got my girl coming over. I'll need some wine. What kind of wine do you got here? You got any... [the storekeeper places a small bottle of screw-top wine on the counter]
Louie Kritski:
What the fuck is that? You expect me to drink screw-top wine?
Storekeeper:
You want a buzz? It's gonna have to come from this.
Louie Kritski:
Better just get some essentials so I don't starve to death. [Grabs a loaf of bread places it on the counter with a 'THUNK']
Louie Kritski:
Holy shit! Your bread's older than your fucking wine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is aged. This should - -See, this should be aged [about the wine]
Louie Kritski:
You don't - You get it? What a sense of humor. Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what?

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Louie Kritski:
[arriving at the apartment house at night for the first time] Jesus. You know what, I think this is gonna be okay. It's gonna be like camp. I'll watch TV, I'll sleep, I'll hang out with Heather. Heather's gotta come over. How bad can it be? I'll have Heather. [Looks up at the building]
Louie Kritski:
How the hell am I going to do this? Twenty seven buildings worth millions of dollars, you could fucking do this.

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Marlon:
Neighbor.
Louie Kritski:
Neighbor? You're late with your rent, Marlon. I know, I know, Mommy's dying again, you had to send money. How many times is it this year Mamacita's almost croaked?
Marlon:
Six. But you know, I am glad she is still with us.
Louie Kritski:
Listen, why don't you insure the lady? This way when she decides to join that big Piñata party in the sky, you can use the insurance money to pay your rent. Know what I mean? What is it with you Latins, don't you have any pride?
Marlon:
I got pride. I'm proud I live in a building. I'm proud I don't live in a cardboard box. I have an address I can't afford. I'm proud of that.

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Louie Kritski:
Wat are you, spying on me?
Tito:
No.
Louie Kritski:
You casing this joint so the brothers can rob it later?
Tito:
[sarcastically] Yeah, you really got some choice stuff here. We can't wait to get our hands on it.
Louie Kritski:
How come you're not in school, kid?
Tito:
It's Saturday.
Louie Kritski:
Yeah? Then why aren't you out playing basketball or break dancing?

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Big Lou Kritski:
If you fix one shitty toilet, I'll disown you. One toilet, you're out of the will! [grabs the heater Tito is carrying]
Big Lou Kritski:
Give me that, Buckwheat!
Tito:
Who you calling 'Buckwheat', you fat fuck.

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Louie Kritski:
GOSH, LIFE STINKS!
Tenant:
And then you die!
Louie Kritski:
I'm doubling your rent, meathead!
Tenant:
Good. That makes two bad checks I have to write!

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Louie Kritski:
I've called every heating contractor in the city. They're all booked solid. It's winter! What do you want me to do? Go out and kidnap one and drag him back here?
Leotha:
Yeah.
Louie Kritski:
I won't! If I can tough it out, so can you people.
Ron Nessim:
How are we supposed to keep warm in the mean time?
Louie Kritski:
Burn one of your kids. What do I care? [slams the door]
Louie Kritski:
Damn! Boy, Big Lou was right about those shitheads. If they wanna keep warm, why don't they dance. Ha ha.

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Louie Kritski:
Miss Bensinger, you're just in time to see my agenda.
Naomi:
Oh yes. Where is it?
Louie Kritski:
[Points to crotch] Right here.
Naomi:
[Leaving] I think the judge was looking for something a bit bigger, Mr. Kritski.

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Big Lou Kritski:
I'm gonna get a new lawyer, a white judge and an appeal.
Naomi:
On what grounds?
Big Lou Kritski:
On the grounds that you piss me off.

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Leotha:
Do you know what kind of droppings those are?
Louie Kritski:
Moose droppings.
Leotha:
Rat droppings, Kritski.
Louie Kritski:
You really know your shit, don't you? Ha ha ha ha. What's the matter? You got no sense of humor?
Leotha:
So what are you gonna do about it?
Louie Kritski:
Nothing. If they pay the rent, they can stay!

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Louie Kritski:
Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
Tito:
Thank you.
Louie Kritski:
Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
Tito:
Thank you, master, thank you master.
Louie Kritski:
Fuck you, kid.
Tito:
Fuck you too.

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