The Specials

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Release date 2000

Duration 82 min

Producer(s) Mark A. Altman, Dan Bates, Ellie Cornell...more

Director(s) Craig Mazin...more Craig Mazin...less

Writer(s) James Gunn...more James Gunn...less

Cast Jordan Ladd, Rob Lowe, Jamie Kennedy...more

Genre Movies,

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Verdict:
You know what first ran through my head when I discovered I was the world's strongest man?
The Weevil:
No.
Verdict:
Think of the pussy, Weevil.
The Weevil:
The pussyweevil?

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Ms. Indestructible:
The Pentagon's been taken over by giant ants. The Annihalators are in Europe, the Trio are on Saturn and the Crusaders are caught up on their press tour. We're the only ones left.

Zip Boy:
What's wrong?
The Strobe:
My wife's a Weevil-fucker.

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Minute Man:
[signing an autograph] I'm thinking of changing my name.
Deadly Girl:
Change it to what? [hisses at the autograph hound, scaring her away]
Minute Man:
To... 'Small'
Deadly Girl:
Small-Man?
Minute Man:
No, just 'Small'
Deadly Girl:
Well that's pretty stupid.
Minute Man:
It's better than Mr. Smart.
Deadly Girl:
It's better than Captain Cuntface too.
Minute Man:
Whatever.

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Amok:
[to the Weevil] Those pants make you look like you don't have any cock. Did I ever tell you that?

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College Girl:
Hey, are you Minuteman? Can we have your autograph?
Minute Man:
My-noot Man! Do I look like a soldier from the Revolutionary War? I don't think so! Am I wearing a three-cornered hat? No! I turn small. Think!

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[first title card]
Title Card:
This is the story of the Specials...
Title Card:
...The 6th or 7th greatest superhero team in the world.
Title Card:
They have spent many a day fighting natural disasters and battling supervillains.
Title Card:
This is not one of those days.

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The Strobe:
I'm not saying the Great Strobe is better than other humans. I am, but that's beside the point. I can shoot laser beams out of my arms, that's what sets me apart. Can other humans do that? Can they? Can they?

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The Weevil:
So, why me?
Verdict:
"Weevil" is a brand name in which we'd like to share. And you have the superpower we most admire - you know how to make people like you.
The Weevil:
Yeah, well...
Verdict:
And, also, we have a line of Crusader Beanie Babies coming out in August, and none of our members wear blue.

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Minute Man:
What's it like, summoning demons?
Deadly Girl:
They do your will, and that makes you feel good about yourself.

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The Weevil:
The government gives the Crusaders all the best gigs. The Specials, goddamn, it's like being last sailor in line behind the whore.

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Minute Man:
The one thing that happened that sucked was that I lost my shrinking ability for two weeks, like a flu bug, or... I mean, I didn't lose them entirely. I was able to shrink down to about four-foot-five. But just being short isn't really a superpower.

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