The Simpsons Movie

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Release date 2007

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Elise Belknap, James L. Brooks, Katherine C. Concepcion...more

Director(s) David Silverman...more David Silverman...less

Writer(s) James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean...more

Cast Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright...more

Genre Animation, Adventure,

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Homer Simpson:
I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here! [Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card]
Homer Simpson:
No. [Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
Homer Simpson:
No. [Takes out folded piece of paper]
Homer Simpson:
Bingo! [Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Homer Simpson:
Bear with me. [finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Lisa Simpson:
Alaska?
Homer Simpson:
Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."

Lisa Simpson:
[Knocks on door] Good morning. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday morning, but I'm sure you're as worried about Lake Springfield as I am. [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]
Lisa Simpson:
Did you know that levels of mercury in Lake Springfield are higher than even... [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door]
Sweet Old Lady:
Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lisa Simpson:
Lake Springfield... [Door slams]
Lisa Simpson:
Oh.

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Marge Simpson:
[Springfield has just been encased in a glass dome] EPA! It's all come true.
Grampa:
[about himself] That crazy old man in church was right.

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Homer Simpson:
A lot of people worked hard on this film, and all they ask is for you to memorize their names.

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Professor Frink:
People, people, I have a very important announcement! I have invented an acid-firing super drill that can cut through anything. It's right there, just out... side the dome.

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Homer Simpson:
Well, Marge, we're separated from the kids by a wall of snow. All of our dreams are coming true.

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Montgomery Burns:
So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.
Dr. Hibbert:
The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.
Montgomery Burns:
[writing down] Lives... lost. Go on.
Chief Wiggum:
We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
Montgomery Burns:
Tempting, tempting...
Apu:
Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer. [Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside]
Apu:
Aaah!
Montgomery Burns:
First door on the right.
Apu:
Thank you.
Dr. Hibbert, Chief Wiggum, Apu:
[as they run out chased by dogs] Aaah!

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Lisa Simpson:
Mom, I've got to go find Colin.
Marge Simpson:
Not now, sweetie. Doomsday is family time.

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Ralph Wiggum:
[blowing bubbles at the dome] Take that! [one of the bubbles pops in his eye]
Ralph Wiggum:
Oh, no! Blow back!

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Russ Cargill:
Your government has realized that sealing you under this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore, we are commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle [crowd cheers]
Russ Cargill:
... which involves killing you all.

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Homer Simpson:
Marge, in every marriage you get one chance to say, "I need you to do this with me." [holds out hand]
Homer Simpson:
And there's only one answer when somebody says that.

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Ned Flanders:
Bart, crawl across on this plank. Quickly!
Bart Simpson:
But if they see you helping us, they might kill you too.
Ned Flanders:
Oh, pshaw. I'm sure your father would do the same for... [Bart just stares at him]
Ned Flanders:
Point taken. Now hustle your bustles!

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