Date created: April 2010
Release date 2007
Duration 87 min
Producer(s) Elise Belknap, James L. Brooks, Katherine C. Concepcion...more
Director(s) David Silverman...more
Writer(s) James L. Brooks, Matt Groening, Al Jean...more
Cast Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright...more
I've always been afraid I'd screw up our lives so bad that I've had to come up with a back-up plan. And that plan is right here! [Pulls out wallet; takes out Monopoly "Get Out Of Jail Free" card]
No. [Takes out photo of Michael Jordan with his face taped over it]
No. [Takes out folded piece of paper]
Bingo! [Unfolds paper; it takes a long time]
Bear with me. [finally unfolds paper, a huge poster of Alaska with the tagline "A Fresh Start"]
Alaska! Where you can't be too fat or too drunk. When no one says things like "Let's see your high school equivalency certificate."
[Knocks on door] Good morning. Sorry to bother you on a Sunday morning, but I'm sure you're as worried about Lake Springfield as I am. [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]
Did you know that levels of mercury in Lake Springfield are higher than even... [Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next door]
Sweet Old Lady:
Why, it's the little girl who saved my cat.
Lake Springfield... [Door slams]
So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.
The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.
[writing down] Lives... lost. Go on.
We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer. [Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside]
First door on the right.
Dr. Hibbert, Chief Wiggum, Apu:
[as they run out chased by dogs] Aaah!
Your government has realized that sealing you under this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore, we are commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle [crowd cheers]
... which involves killing you all.
Bart, crawl across on this plank. Quickly!
But if they see you helping us, they might kill you too.
Oh, pshaw. I'm sure your father would do the same for... [Bart just stares at him]
Point taken. Now hustle your bustles!