The Santa Clause 2

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Release date 2002

Duration 105 min

Producer(s) Richard Baker, Matthew Carroll, Bruce Franklin...more

Director(s) Michael Lembeck...more Michael Lembeck...less

Writer(s) Don Rhymer, Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio...more

Cast Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, David Krumholtz...more

Genre Comedy, Family,

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The Santa Clause 2 Quotes

Bernard:
OK, Chet. This is it. You ready to rock and roll?
Principal Carol Newman:
Chet?
Bernard:
Yeah. He's still in training.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
How much flight time has he had?
Bernard:
About a minute and a half.
Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Yeah but he's had a lotta crash time.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Curtis.
Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
He's just a baby.

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Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate!
Bernard:
Oh really? This morning, he ate a bowl of wax fruit.

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[talking about the new toy santa]
Bernard:
So I caution you all not to point,or stare, or use the word plastic!

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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Why didn't Bernard come tell me this?
Curtis, the Experimental Elf:
He's under house arrest!
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
[shocked] Bernard?

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Principal Carol Newman:
I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?
Skateboarding Student:
It's dark... and cold.

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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Hey party animal, you wanna play?
Principal Carol Newman:
[wondering how toys like Toss Across have magically appeared] I just can't figure it out.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
It's tic-tac-toe with beanbags.
Principal Carol Newman:
No, I mean the Secret Santa thing. Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.

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Toy Santa:
You are a sad, strange little man!

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Mother Nature:
Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

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Easter Bunny:
I have 33,000 offspring, all in private school.

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Scott Calvin:
[Going on a date] A needlepoint sweater and a mini-van. I'll be back in about eight minutes.

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Principal Carol Newman:
Well, maybe if you spent more time with your son, there would be fewer problems.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Maybe, but then I wouldn't get to spend more time with you. It's always such a pleasure.
Principal Carol Newman:
Oh, a battle of wits. It's a shame that you come unarmed.

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Scott Calvin:
Wait a minute, I got it. I got it. I got it. How about this: The Molintator.
Tooth Fairy:
The Molinator. I like it. Thank you, Santa. Can we vote right now on The Molinator?

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