The Sandlot

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Release date 1993

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Mark Burg, Dale De La Torre, William S. Gilmore...more

Director(s) David M. Evans...more David M. Evans...less

Writer(s) David M. Evans, Robert Gunter...more David M. Evans, Robert Gunter...less

Cast Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Patrick Renna...more

Genre Comedy, Drama, Family,

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Squints:
the kid is a L7 weenie.
Yeah Yeah:
yeah yeah, Oscar Myer even, footlong, dodger dog, a weenie!
All:
ohhh haha
Benny Rodriguez:
what are you laughing at Yeah Yeah? you run like a duck!
Yeah Yeah:
kay kay, but I'm... I'm...
Benny Rodriguez:
Part of the game right?
Yeah Yeah:
mmm... Yeah?
Benny Rodriguez:
Now how come he don't get to be?
Bertram:
hes a geek man
All:
he can't catch.
Benny Rodriguez:
[looks back at smalls] Man base up you blockheads.

Narrator:
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the CRAP out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.

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"The Babe":
[looks at baseball card] Henry Aaron. I don't know why but can I have this, kid?

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Benny Rodriguez:
Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit!
Scotty Smalls:
No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.
Benny Rodriguez:
Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball!

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Narrator:
[at the end, telling what became of his friends] Bertram?... Bertram got really into the 60s, and no one ever saw him again.

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Squints:
I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!

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Timmy:
[after Squints kisses Wendy] Aww man, he's in deep shit!

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Bertram:
[after Wendy Peffercorn pulls Squints from the pool] God, he looks like a dead fish.

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[about Squints]
Yeah Yeah:
Yeah yeah, he looks pretty crappy.

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Mr. Mertle:
Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.

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Squints:
For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver! For-ev-ver!

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Smalls:
I was gonna put the ball back.
Squints:
But it was signed by Babe Ruth!
Smalls:
Yeah, you keep telling me that! Who is she?
Ham Porter:
WHAT? WHAT?
Kenny:
The sultan of swat!
Bertram:
The king of crash!
Timmy:
The colossus of clout!
Tommy:
The colossus of clout!
All:
BABE RUTH!
Ham Porter:
THE GREAT BAMBINO!
Smalls:
Oh my god! You mean that's the same guy?

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