The Replacements

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Release date 2000

Duration 118 min

Producer(s) Jeffrey Chernov, Steven Reuther, Dylan Sellers...more

Director(s) Howard Deutch...more Howard Deutch...less

Writer(s) Vince McKewin...more Vince McKewin...less

Cast Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Brooke Langton...more

Genre Comedy,

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The Replacements Quotes

Jimmy McGinty:
Falco, it's nasty out there.
Shane Falco:
That's why girls don't play the game, coach.

Jimmy McGinty:
[Danny returns to him with the ball he got in the last play] You got me the ball.
Daniel Bateman:
I got you the ball.
Jimmy McGinty:
You got me the ball.
Daniel Bateman:
I got you the ball.
Jimmy McGinty:
[shouts repeatedly] You got me the ball!
Daniel Bateman:
[shouts repeatedly] I got you the ball! [then whistle blows]
Jimmy McGinty:
[speaking calmly] Go sit down now, Danny.
Daniel Bateman:
Okay. [McGuinty then lets out a relieving sigh]

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Daniel Bateman:
Hey!
Shane Falco:
Danny! Remember what I said about red shirts in practice?
Daniel Bateman:
Yeah.
Shane Falco:
Forget about it!
Daniel Bateman:
Ok.
Shane Falco:
Martel! [Falco punches Martel. Then Danny tackles Martel]

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Pilachowski:
Hey Jimmy, my tight end is... deaf.
Jimmy McGinty:
Yeah, I know.
Pilachowski:
Well Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man?
Jimmy McGinty:
Oh, you don't need to. Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round 5 years ago if he hadn't been born deaf. Played his college ball right here in D.C., Galludet.
Pilachowski:
But Jimmy, I need to communicate with him and how...?
Jimmy McGinty:
Learn to sign, you know... [does some sign language]
Pilachowski:
Oh, horseshit!
Jimmy McGinty:
Look at it this way; he'll never be called offsides on an audible.

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Banes:
[prison guards are unshackling Ray Smith] Well I'm sure that you've briefed as to your situation here. Coach McGinty has requested that you be turned over to us for the next five weeks, and the governor has been kind enough to comply. You know...
Earl Wilkinson:
Nice watch.
Banes:
What? Oh this. Uh... It's a... It's a fake. [shakes watch, lifts watch to ear]
Banes:
Damn thing is always broken. It's only right twice a day. [nervous laugh]
Banes:
Well, why don't we go ahead and join the others, shall we? No sense staying here, now, by ourselves... out of screaming distance.

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Jimmy McGinty:
Listen up! By this time tomorrow the strike will be officially over and you men will be out of a job. Up until now Dallas hasn't been afraid of you, and they should be because you have a powerful weapon working for you. There is no tomorrow for you, and that makes you all very dangerous people!

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San Diego Head Coach:
They've been shaking their ass for two minutes!

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[repeated line]
Jumbo:
Nan desu ka! [Pronounced "nan des' ka" and roughly translated from Japanese, means: "What's up with this?"]

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Jimmy McGinty:
When the Washington Sentinels left the stadium that date, there was no tickertape parade, no endorsement deals for sneakers or soda pop, or breakfast cereal. Just a locker to be cleaned out, and a ride home to catch. But what they didn't know, was that their lives had been changed forever because they had been part of something great. And greatness, no matter how brief, stays with a man. Every athlete dreams of a second chance, these men lived it.

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John Madden:
I think that guy's smoking on the field.
Pat Summerall:
Smoking? I'm sure you're just imagining that, John.
John Madden:
No, no, I saw it. I saw the smoke and everything.

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Shane Falco:
You're playing and you think everything is going fine. Then one thing goes wrong. And then another. And another. You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. Until you can't move... you can't breathe... because you're in over your head. Like quicksand.

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Pat Summerall:
That's the second time tonight a Washington player's been knocked out by his own teammate!
John Madden:
You know, there's a rule in sports, "Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations."
Pat Summerall:
There is?
John Madden:
Yep.

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