The Promotion

The Promotion

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The Promotion Vital Stats

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Release date 2008

Duration 86 min

Producer(s) Jessika Borsiczky Goyer, Steven A. Jones, Ben Ormand...more

Director(s) Steve Conrad...more Steve Conrad...less

Writer(s) Steve Conrad...more Steve Conrad...less

Cast Seann William Scott, Chris Conrad, Rick Gonzalez...more

Genre Movies,

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The Promotion Quotes

Doug Stauber:
I guess it was me enjoying a rainbow cone to celebrate Richard's racial slur. But I had a feeling he was starting to crack. A couple more little things. He might just fall apart. 'Black apples'? What an a-hole.

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[Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background]
Motivational Speaker:
Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.
Richard:
Stay loose... [the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it]
Richard:
Fuck!
Motivational Speaker:
Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations. [Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger]
Richard:
Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!
Lori Wehlner:
For Christ's sake...
Richard:
No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!

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[During the motivational retreat, the employees form a circle around the retreat leader. They are instructed to place paper bags over their heads]
Retreat Leader:
I want you to take off one thing that you don't need... quickly! Come on. [Everyone takes off their paper bags, except Richard, who removes his watch. They all stare at Richard, who still has his paper bag over his head]
Retreat Leader:
Let's take something else off that you really don't need... right away! [Richard takes off his shoes as some of the employees begin to laugh]
Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need, let's make it happen. Come on! [Richard removes his belt while the employees continue to laugh]
Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need. Come on, let's go. Something completely unnecessary. [Richard turns to his right]
Richard:
Doug, can we take our sack off?
Doug Stauber:
What? [Everyone bursts in laughter]
Richard:
Did you take your sack off?
Doug Stauber:
I can't really hear you.
Retreat Leader:
If you could take off one more thing you simply do not need. Do it!
Richard:
[whispers] Fuck! [Richard removes his shirt, revealing a tattoo of the band KISS on his chest, to the delight of everyone else]
Retreat Leader:
Okay, uhhh... all right, everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads, scream, 'My concentration skills need improvement.' One, two, three.
Richard:
My concentration skills need improvement! [Everyone bursts into laughter]

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Richard:
We're all just out here trying to get some food... sometimes, we bump into each other.

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Jen Stauber:
So long, banjo fuckers!

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Richard:
[to Donnie Wahls] Hey, good luck... because you're gonna' need it.

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I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen

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