The Producers

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Release date 1968

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Sidney Glazier, Jack Grossberg, Joseph E. Levine...more

Director(s) Mel Brooks...more Mel Brooks...less

Writer(s) Mel Brooks...more Mel Brooks...less

Cast Zero Mostel, Gene Wilder, Dick Shawn...more

Genre Movies,

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Leo Bloom:
We might have a position for you.
Max Bialystock:
As a matter of fact, we might have several positions for you.

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Leo Bloom:
I'm not going to the toilet, I'm going to showbiz!

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Roger De Bris:
Oh dear, your Mr. Bloom is staring at my gown. I should explain. I'm going to the choreographer's ball this evening. There is a prize for best costume.
Carmen Ghia:
We always win.
Roger De Bris:
I'm not so sure about this year. I'm supposed to be the Grand Dutchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!
Carmen Ghia:
Well, as far as I'm concerned, without your wig on, you're only half-dressed.
Roger De Bris:
Well then, why don't you go and get it, o Wicked Witch of the West? [pause]
Carmen Ghia:
If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart... bulls-eye!

Max Bialystock:
How did it begin? He walked into my office with his cockamamy scheme! You can make more money with a flop than with a hit! We can do it. We can do it. I can't do it. We can do it. I can't do it. Good-bye Max! Oh Lord I want that money! I'm back Max! Come on Leo we can do it! Step 1: Find the Play! See it, Smell it, Touch it, Kiss it! Hello Mr. Liebkind! Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Adolf Elizabeth Hitler? Guten Tag, hop hop Guten Tag, clop clop! Step 2: Hire the Director Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it Two-three, kick, turn, turn, turn, kick, turn! Ulla! Oooh wah weee wah wah wow wowie! Step 3: Raise the Money! Along Came Bialy! Step 4: Hire all the actors! A wandering minstrel I, A thing of shreds and... Next! The little wooden boy. Next! That's our Hitler! Break a leg! I broke my leg! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- A surprise smash! Springtime for Hitler and Germany- It'll run for years! Where did we go right? Where did we go right? Gimme those books Fat, fat, fatty! Gimme those books! Fat, fat, fatty! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Books, fat! Lousy fruit- Kill the actors You ever eat with one? Then you ran to Rio And you're safely out of reach, I'm behind these bars you're banging Ulla on the beach! Just like Julius Caesar was betrayed by Brutus, Who'd think an accountant would turn out to be my Judas! I'm so dismayed, is this how I'm repaid? To be... Betrayed! BETRAYED!

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Franz Liebkind:
[sung] Guten Tag clap clap / Guten Tag slap slap.

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Leo Bloom:
Elizabeth?
Franz Liebkind:
Ja. Not many people know this, but the fuhrer was descended from a long line of English queens.
Max Bialystock:
[after a long pause] Is that right?

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Franz Liebkind:
[at end of credits] Don't forget to buy "Mein Kampf" in paper back. Avaliable near you... at Borders Books... or Barnes and Noble... und Amazon.com

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[Max is recollecting his life while in a jail cell; he imgaines his momma calling him]
Max Bialystock:
Wait a minute, my name's not 'Alvin'... Someone *else's* life is flashing before my eyes. *What the hell is that about?* I'm not a hillybilly... I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything... even my past!

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Leo Bloom:
Max, I think we're getting in too deep.
Max Bialystock:
Too deep? This is nothing. I'll tell you when we're getting in too deep.

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Franz Liebkind:
Stand still! How can I shoot you if you keep moving!

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Roger De Bris:
This crazy Kraut is crackers! He crashed in here and crassly tried to kill us!
Carmen Ghia:
Oh, Roger, what alliteration!
Roger De Bris:
Thank you, darling.

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Brazilian Samba Performer:
[Sung] You'll find your happiness in Rio! The beaches there are strewn with pearls! The latin breezes always blow there! And so, we hear, do the girls!

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