The Pest

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Release date 1997

Duration 84 min

Producer(s) David Bar Katz, John Leguizamo, Robert Papazian...more

Director(s) Paul Miller...more Paul Miller...less

Writer(s) David Bar Katz, John Leguizamo, David Bar Katz...more

Cast John Leguizamo, Jeffrey Jones, Edoardo Ballerini...more

Genre Movies,

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The Pest Quotes

Pest:
[talking to himself while defecating in the forest] Whether 'tis nobler in the mind... [farts]
Pest:
...to suffer the slings and arrows... [farts again]
Pest:
...of outrageous fortune... [farts again]

[after Gustav wasted his tranquilzers on Xantha's family and his son, missing Pest]
Pest:
You can't hit me! You can't hit me! You're a big sucker-butt! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! I can't believe you're German! Ha ha h... [Gustav hits him with the gun handle]

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Himmel:
Don't flatter me.
Pest:
OK, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!

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Mr. Cheung:
You know, you don't even look Chinese. You look like Moe from Three Stooges. I fire your ass!

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[Leo, Gustav, and Himmer are driving in a VW Beetle]
Gustav:
Couldn't you have picked a better car?
Himmel:
I thought you'd like it. It's German.
Gustav:
Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?

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Leo:
Ah, the tracking device I placed in his underwear seems to be working.
Himmel:
Why does Leo get all the good jobs?

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Angus:
Do you know what today is?
Pest:
The first day of the rest of our lives?
Angus:
No.
Pest:
Sean Connery's birthday?
Angus:
Sean Connery's birthday?
Bagpipe Player:
SEAN CONNERY'S BIRTHDAY? [Band plays "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow"]

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Pest:
Of course I farted. What, you think I smell like this all the time?

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Pest:
Love, peace and chicken grease.

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[singing]
Pest:
I'm "ridiculiculous." Like a booger I stick to this.

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Pest:
O MY GOD. Quacky. Quacky. What have they dided to you? [Pretends to cry]
Pest:
Which one is he?

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Xantha:
Anything you have to say to me... you can say it in front of Malaria.
Pest:
Anything?
Xantha:
Anything.
Pest:
Alright. Malaria's got mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt!
Xantha:
PEST!
Malaria:
These jeans make me look fat!
Pest:
Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!

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