The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

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Release date 1999

Duration 88 min

Producer(s) Larry Estes, Victor Ho, Sam Irvin...more

Director(s) Jeff Abugov...more Jeff Abugov...less

Writer(s) Jeff Abugov...more Jeff Abugov...less

Cast David Hyde Pierce, Mackenzie Astin, Carmen Electra...more

Genre Comedy,

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Narrator:
The males, too, have a discussion:
The Male's Friend:
Fucked her?
The Male:
Fucked her.
The Male's Friend:
Cool.

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The Male:
She always had this mother smell. You know, chicken soup and... floor wax.

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Narrator:
The male tries to validate his existence and prove he doesn't need a female to mate. He attempts to devolve into a hermaphrodite and give birth to offspring on his own. [male character vomits]
Narrator:
For the male, this will prove ultimately unfulfilling. Although genetically equipped to deliver the placenta... [more vomiting]
Narrator:
he is unable to produce the infant itself.

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