The Mask

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Release date 1994

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Ann Burgund, Michael De Luca, Robert Engelman...more

Director(s) Chuck Russell...more Chuck Russell...less

Writer(s) Michael Fallon, Mark Verheiden, Mike Werb...more

Cast Jim Carrey, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Crime, Fantasy,

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Niko's Golf Game:
[Niko hits a golf ball, it lands in a virtual reality golf game screen] 198 yards.
Niko:
[turns to see that Dorian has arrived] Hello, Dorian. Thanks for dropping by.
Dorian Tyrell:
Well, next time why don't you call, alright? Leave these delivery boys at home. [Niko grins at the thugs evilly, they force Dorian to ground, and one of them laughs as the other places a wooden tee in Dorian's mouth. He spits the tee out. One of them takes a gun out and holds it to Dorian's head, the other looks at Niko who nods, then places another tee in Dorian's mouth and puts a golf ball on it]
Niko:
[swings club slowly] The cops, ah... tried to shut the club down this morning. They say you've been running the place to make your own small-time scams. I hear things like that, and I start losing my concentration. And my game, it goes straight to HELL! [pulls the club back for swing]
Niko:
You could, too. [swings and hits the ball]
Dorian Tyrell:
Oh, ow!
Niko's Golf Game:
205 yards.
Niko:
I'm fed up with you, Dorian. But I'm gonna cut you a break. One week to get out of town. [brushing Dorian's cheek with the club]
Niko:
After that, I'll use your empty little skull to break in my new 9-iron. [smacks the club away from his face, lifts Dorian up roughly and escorts him out of office]

[Repeated line]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
[Sternly] *Doyle*

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Stanley Ipkiss:
[Tina's being chased by one of Dorian's henchmen] Hey, guard, there's a woman being chased in the alley there.
Guard:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it down.
Stanley Ipkiss:
C'mon, MAN! SERVE AND PROTECT!

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Freeze:
I do have one question.
Dorian Tyrell:
Which is?
Freeze:
What does Niko have to say about this?
Dorian Tyrell:
Nothin'... this ain't his grift.
Freeze:
Get real man, everything is his grift. He owns you, he owns this... club he owns this whole stink' town.
Dorian Tyrell:
Things change [takes drag on cigarette]
Dorian Tyrell:
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Freeze:
You mess with Niko you end up takin' a dirt nap.

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The Mask:
[to Dorian, with Eddie G. Robinson's voice] You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second best, see?

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[a bomb has just exploded inside The Mask, leading to a fiery belch]
Mask:
[With Italian accent] THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!

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Tina Carlyle:
Stanley? Are you all right?
Stanley Ipkiss:
Yeah. I've, never been better, really. Just... Just catching some air out here. [Valet drives up with his car: a loaner Studebaker]
Parking Valet:
Your car, sir.
Stanley Ipkiss:
[chuckles to Tina] That's not my car.
Parking Valet:
It matches the ticket.
Stanley Ipkiss:
All right... I'll take it. But I am VERY angry. You believe this? You drive in in a Porsche...

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Stanley Ipkiss:
[explaining how The Mask works] It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. If deep down you're a little repressed, and a hopeless romantic, you become some kind of love-crazy wild man.
Tina Carlyle:
And if you're someone like Dorian?
Stanley Ipkiss:
Then we're all in big trouble.

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[Kellaway and Doyle climb over the park wall, to find the Mask leading a big dance number; Doyle tries to join in]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
[Grabbing Doyle by the arm] Start dancing, and I'll blow your brains out!

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[Tyrell and Ipkiss are fighting at the club]
Dorian Tyrell:
I'm gonna take you apart.
Stanley Ipkiss:
Well, I hope you can enjoy the victory with one freakin' eye! [Ipkiss pokes Tyrell in the eye]

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[the Mask pulls out his guns and aims them at Dorian's henchman]
The Mask:
[In Clint Eastwood voice] You gotta ask yourself one question. "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya? Punks!

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Bobby:
Uh, are you on the list?
The Mask:
Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. [He takes fistfuls of high denomination cash out of his pocket]
The Mask:
Franklin, Grant, and... Jackson?

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